The Cellar Zombie Movie - Page 2

Trilby · 08-16-2012, 01:07 PM

I'd be the one who says, "Let's split up!"

Perry Winkle · 08-16-2012, 01:26 PM

What did the leper say to the prostitute?

Keep the tip.

jimhelm · 08-16-2012, 03:49 PM

what do you call a leper in a hot tub?

Stu

Stormieweather · 08-16-2012, 05:32 PM

I'd be the one who is positive we can survive this, and am armed with multiple assault rifles, pistols, RPG's, grenades and knives. I'll probably blow my own foot off.

ZenGum · 08-16-2012, 07:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sundae

Character Treatment
Supporting Artist (spoken part)
Working Title: There’s a Zombie in My Cellar!

How did you get hold of the Hollywood Secret Formula???

orthodoc · 08-16-2012, 08:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ZenGum

How did you get hold of the Hollywood Secret Formula???

She could tell you, but then she'd have to kill you

I'd be the cynical woman who has a great sex scene (okay, kissing scene if it's PG-13) with the hero and then goes out and dies, guns blazing, to let the others get from the bar to the escape van ...

Big Sarge · 08-16-2012, 10:38 PM

As far as the part I'd play, I'd be the paranoid survivalist who has been telling everyone for years this was going to happen. I already have the guns and now I have my deuce & a half truck (M35a2) that I can use to run over zombie hordes. So, I'm already prepared for my role.

Do you think I could get a girl partner who is kind of a MacGyver/ "Q"?

ZenGum · 08-16-2012, 11:18 PM

I think Stormie and Orthodoc will have to fight for that privilege. And maybe Clod.

Sundae · 08-17-2012, 04:49 AM

Character Treatment
Supporting Artist (spoken part)
Working Title: Zombie Zeitgeist!

Small part at start of film, but large in terms of impact.
Male actor who can pass as qualified/ educated (20+)
Not gruff Professor type (40+), already covered
Ideal casting, ex teen pin-up looking for more serious roles - can wear glasses but ideally only if has long hair.

Pinko liberal type
Set-up: possibly babysitting the child of his estranged wife (child must not be in danger at time of character’s death). Alternatively takes in stray cat. Note - not gay.

Lecturer/ social worker/ biologist/ expert. Person in position of authority, but hapless. Does not meet main cast so no interaction necessary. Potential of minimal contact (telephone) with Heroine, to set her up as well adjusted. Neighbour or college friend, not sibling or ex (see below re ethnicity).

Character unable to accept kill-or-be-killed advice. Not anti-gun, but not a survivor. Killed in pre-title sequence due to poor judgement. Death possibly shown on “live TV” to allow cut-away to main characters’ reactions. Perhaps in bar if that becomes the stronghold.

Ideal part for Native American, so he can be featured heavily in the trailers.

Trilby · 08-17-2012, 06:51 AM

Go on...

infinite monkey · 08-17-2012, 03:02 PM

I'll be the one leaving the theater early mumbling "this movie is SO formula."

Cyber Wolf · 08-17-2012, 03:08 PM

I would be the one taking a hunter's/strategist's approach to the impending hordes, only to be killed due to some fairly simple but yet unencountered fact about the zombies, ala Robert Muldoon from Jurassic Park at the moment he utters "Clever girl...."

It also might happen fairly soon in the movie cuz I'm black and all...

Sundae · 08-17-2012, 03:17 PM

Soz CW.
You're not allowed to make it to the final reel purely based on skin colour.
Since The Night of the Living Dead, that would be a cliche.

And Hollywood hates those.

Cyber Wolf · 08-17-2012, 03:22 PM

Crud... I need a better agent.

infinite monkey · 08-17-2012, 03:25 PM

Yes, you can.

http://theurbandaily.com/1605875/13-...ve-to-the-end/

08-16-2012, 01:07 PM	#16
Trilby Slattern of the Swail Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 15,654	I'd be the one who says, "Let's split up!" __________________ In Barrie's play and novel, the roles of fairies are brief: they are allies to the Lost Boys, the source of fairy dust and ...They are portrayed as dangerous, whimsical and extremely clever but quite hedonistic. "Shall I give you a kiss?" Peter asked and, jerking an acorn button off his coat, solemnly presented it to her. —James Barrie Wimminfolk they be tricksy. - ZenGum

08-16-2012, 03:49 PM	#18
jimhelm a beautiful fool Join Date: Sep 2010 Location: 39.939705 Posts: 4,504	what do you call a leper in a hot tub? Stu __________________ There's a Shadow just behind me. Shrouding every step I take. Making every promise empty, pointing every finger at me. _tool

08-16-2012, 05:32 PM	#19
Stormieweather Wearing her bitch boots Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Floriduh Posts: 1,181	I'd be the one who is positive we can survive this, and am armed with multiple assault rifles, pistols, RPG's, grenades and knives. I'll probably blow my own foot off. __________________ "First they ignore you, then they ridicule you, then they fight you, then you win." - Mahatma Gandhi

08-16-2012, 10:38 PM	#22
Big Sarge Werepandas - lurking in your shadows Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: In the Deep South Posts: 3,408	As far as the part I'd play, I'd be the paranoid survivalist who has been telling everyone for years this was going to happen. I already have the guns and now I have my deuce & a half truck (M35a2) that I can use to run over zombie hordes. So, I'm already prepared for my role. Do you think I could get a girl partner who is kind of a MacGyver/ "Q"? __________________ Give a man a match, & he'll be warm for 20 seconds. But toss that man a white phosphorus grenade and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.

08-16-2012, 11:18 PM	#23
ZenGum Doctor Wtf Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Badelaide, Baustralia Posts: 12,861	I think Stormie and Orthodoc will have to fight for that privilege. And maybe Clod. __________________ Shut up and hug. MoreThanPretty, Nov 5, 2008. Just because I'm nominally polite, does not make me a pussy. Sundae Girl.

08-16-2012, 01:26 PM	#17
Perry Winkle Esnohplad Semaj Ton Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: A little south of sanity Posts: 2,259	What did the leper say to the prostitute? Keep the tip.

08-17-2012, 04:49 AM	#24
Sundae polaroid of perfection Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: West Yorkshire Posts: 24,185	Character Treatment Supporting Artist (spoken part) Working Title: Zombie Zeitgeist! Small part at start of film, but large in terms of impact. Male actor who can pass as qualified/ educated (20+) Not gruff Professor type (40+), already covered Ideal casting, ex teen pin-up looking for more serious roles - can wear glasses but ideally only if has long hair. Pinko liberal type Set-up: possibly babysitting the child of his estranged wife (child must not be in danger at time of character’s death). Alternatively takes in stray cat. Note - not gay. Lecturer/ social worker/ biologist/ expert. Person in position of authority, but hapless. Does not meet main cast so no interaction necessary. Potential of minimal contact (telephone) with Heroine, to set her up as well adjusted. Neighbour or college friend, not sibling or ex (see below re ethnicity). Character unable to accept kill-or-be-killed advice. Not anti-gun, but not a survivor. Killed in pre-title sequence due to poor judgement. Death possibly shown on “live TV” to allow cut-away to main characters’ reactions. Perhaps in bar if that becomes the stronghold. Ideal part for Native American, so he can be featured heavily in the trailers. __________________ Life's hard you know, so strike a pose on a Cadillac

08-17-2012, 06:51 AM	#25
Trilby Slattern of the Swail Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 15,654	Go on... __________________ In Barrie's play and novel, the roles of fairies are brief: they are allies to the Lost Boys, the source of fairy dust and ...They are portrayed as dangerous, whimsical and extremely clever but quite hedonistic. "Shall I give you a kiss?" Peter asked and, jerking an acorn button off his coat, solemnly presented it to her. —James Barrie Wimminfolk they be tricksy. - ZenGum

08-17-2012, 03:02 PM	#26
infinite monkey Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Mar 2011 Posts: 13,002	I'll be the one leaving the theater early mumbling "this movie is SO formula."

08-17-2012, 03:08 PM	#27
Cyber Wolf As stable as a ring of PU-239 Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: On a huge rock covered in water, highly advanced moss and 7 billion parasites Posts: 1,264	I would be the one taking a hunter's/strategist's approach to the impending hordes, only to be killed due to some fairly simple but yet unencountered fact about the zombies, ala Robert Muldoon from Jurassic Park at the moment he utters "Clever girl...." It also might happen fairly soon in the movie cuz I'm black and all... __________________ "I don't see what's so triffic about creating people as people and then getting' upset 'cos they act like people." ~Adam Young, Good Omens "I don't see why it matters what is written. Not when it's about people. It can always be crossed out." ~Adam Young, Good Omens

08-17-2012, 03:17 PM	#28
Sundae polaroid of perfection Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: West Yorkshire Posts: 24,185	Soz CW. You're not allowed to make it to the final reel purely based on skin colour. Since The Night of the Living Dead, that would be a cliche. And Hollywood hates those. __________________ Life's hard you know, so strike a pose on a Cadillac

08-17-2012, 03:22 PM	#29
Cyber Wolf As stable as a ring of PU-239 Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: On a huge rock covered in water, highly advanced moss and 7 billion parasites Posts: 1,264	Crud... I need a better agent. __________________ "I don't see what's so triffic about creating people as people and then getting' upset 'cos they act like people." ~Adam Young, Good Omens "I don't see why it matters what is written. Not when it's about people. It can always be crossed out." ~Adam Young, Good Omens

08-17-2012, 03:25 PM	#30
infinite monkey Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Mar 2011 Posts: 13,002	Yes, you can. http://theurbandaily.com/1605875/13-...ve-to-the-end/

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