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Old 01-04-2011, 11:56 AM   #46
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How in the hell is a quote from Mary Poppins mean-spirited?
cue the usual suspects with a new nomination just to prove a point
Here ya go... I'll knowingly bite.

Monnie - you ignorant slut.

Now given the excuse you used, don't take any offense,
even though it IS intended,
because its a SNL reference.
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Old 01-04-2011, 12:09 PM   #47
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Old 01-04-2011, 12:16 PM   #48
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Here's a joke: what's the difference between "practically perfect" and "ignorant slut?"

I don't know, it's to obscure.

She never saw past the tears.

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Old 01-04-2011, 11:10 PM   #49
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Good. At least there I might find some sharp edges and can cast off the hazmat waders I currently need to help me negotiate the artificially peach-and-vanilla scented swamp of regurgitate-reminiscent slime that currently passes for banter in here.
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Yes, I have fond recollections of fun, as well.

Now I'm going to go plant some Lollipop Trees near the Ingratiating Garden, right in front of Fawning Forest, lest I become confused for a ranting dyke.
are you saying you have more fun when the banter is less civil? that the current tone, the current lack of hostilities is unpleasant for you?
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Old 01-05-2011, 02:13 AM   #50
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Either way, they wouldn't be here unless they were having fun and we all know what FUN is ... Frequency, Urgency, & Nocturia.
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Old 01-05-2011, 07:23 AM   #51
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are you saying you have more fun when the banter is less civil? that the current tone, the current lack of hostilities is unpleasant for you?
Well, peaceful easy being, it's not the lack of hostilities (if you don't see the underlying hostility you're as snowed as most) but the inability to joke around anymore. It's all so plastic and phony, which works really well for shit in disguise followed by mind-blowing ass smooching. Oh yes, this is the epitome of polite society, but it's hardly real life.

And for the record, very seldom does anyone respond to me if I'm saying something I think is relevant (YOU? YOU have nothing to say!) or extending a compliment...mostly, unless you either whine a lot or offer thinly veiled pompous musings does anyone pay attention. I could call someone a liberal socialist idgit who apparently knows nothing, but unless I'm sitting on the Pedestal of Honor (currently occupied by the snarkiest of them all, a phenom I can only attribute to the aforementioned mind-blowing ass smooching) the flames of death and destruction would scorch me beyond recognition.

In other words, lighten up.
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Old 01-05-2011, 07:25 AM   #52
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Old 01-05-2011, 12:25 PM   #53
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are you saying you have more fun when the banter is less civil? that the current tone, the current lack of hostilities is unpleasant for you?
What started as a straw man is now a red herring? or was that red herring first then the straw man tactic?


Either way, it was stunning!
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Old 01-05-2011, 12:33 PM   #54
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Sky, you may not be aware of it, but there are a lot of well-deserved hard feelings towards Merc based on his past behavior. I was even a target of his once - he called me a cunt, along with a couple other strongly opinionated liberal women. I don't care how nice he comes off now, that stuff is hard to forget and he just isn't trusted.
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Old 01-05-2011, 12:35 PM   #55
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Sky, you may not be aware of it, but there are a lot of well-deserved hard feelings towards Merc based on his past behavior. I was even a target of his once - he called me a cunt, along with a couple other strongly opinionated liberal women. I don't care how nice he comes off now, that stuff is hard to forget and he just isn't trusted.
Yea, it goes both ways. But I am over it... and have been for a long time.
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Old 01-05-2011, 12:36 PM   #56
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Old 01-05-2011, 12:38 PM   #57
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@ Pico (and interrupted by the sham-wows) She's fully aware. She just thinks she's in the new and improved treehouse. People will go to any length to think they have some kind of insider track, but as you point out, Pico, that isn't a track that is trustworthy or honest. Keep playing in your little treehouse of lollipops, kiddo. We'll just sit here and wait for the cunt-calling and dyke-calling to start again.

It's always only a matter of time, when you lie all the time about what and who you are, it catches up sooner or later. No matter how many cutesy thumbsy-upsy smilies y'all throw around, there are a few of us who aren't smitten because someone sent us a PM or posted on the board about how just lovely hunky dorey we are. Most people are suckers for even the phoniest of ass-kissing, though. Probably trying to capture something they didn't get in HS.
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Old 01-05-2011, 01:10 PM   #58
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We'll just sit here and wait for the cunt-calling and dyke-calling to start again.
Cunt :P
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Old 01-05-2011, 01:16 PM   #59
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Sky, you may not be aware of it, but there are a lot of well-deserved hard feelings towards Merc based on his past behavior. I was even a target of his once - he called me a cunt, along with a couple other strongly opinionated liberal women. I don't care how nice he comes off now, that stuff is hard to forget and he just isn't trusted.
I have up and down relationships with most people on here, esp those with very partisan views when it comes to some few areas of politics. But I hold no grudge to you. Hey, how long ago was that exchange? 2 years? If you remain that offended to someone calling you a name, then I apologize. You deserve that much from me. But I don't let my disagreements with people prevent me from having other relationships or discussions on unrelated topics. As I recall we have had a number of other civil discussions and I never new you were so jaded by me because of something I said to you a long time ago, most likely when we were having a heated discussion over some political issue. Again I apologize if you were that offended.
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Old 01-05-2011, 01:25 PM   #60
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"I'm sorry you were so offended" is what I would call a back-handed apology. As in: it's your fault you were so offended and I'm sorry about that.

Anyway, I would love things to be normaler, with normal people experiencing normal (and human emotions run the gamut so "normal" doesn't always seem "normal") emotions and sharing them with folks without walking on eggshells out of fear of upsetting the delicate balance and "not being wished into the cornfield." It's a GOOD life. Ugh.


And Dana? Thank you thank you thank you. That's the most honest thing I've heard all day. It was actually refreshing. I'm the cuntiest!
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