I just don't have time for this

lumberjim · 01-25-2006, 02:10 AM

i really don't. so say something funny, but BRIEF. doesn;t matter what it's about. just so it's short attention span.

entertain me, but don;t take up all of my time with some 300 word diatribe about what you use to wipe your ass. .....unless you use bullet points or something

Happy Monkey · 01-25-2006, 06:54 AM

cock!

mrnoodle · 01-25-2006, 09:58 AM

pfft. I'll be over as soon as I'm done entertaining your mom.

(is this the insult thread?)

Undertoad · 01-25-2006, 12:07 PM

When I was in high school there were a lot of stories about people getting caught by the cops while screwing in parked cars. One of my friends claimed that he and his GF were in the middle of nowhere, in the back seat all nekkid and in the process of feeling each other up and getting ready to go, when a cop car pulls up behind them. Oh shit! They got their clothes but just held them around them, didn't have time to put them on. The cop walks up and knocks on the back window.

"Uh... er... you alright in there?"

"Um, Yeah?"

"Nobody in trouble...?"

"Um, No?"

Long pause.

"OK, well, uh,... don't litter."

And the cop walked off and drove away.

Undertoad · 01-25-2006, 12:12 PM

Post Script. I was in a similar situation but not nekkid at all -- honest, just kissing her up! -- when the cop walks up.

"You kids OK?"

"Yeah no problems."

"Well you can't park out here, this is a public road, there's no parking here."

"Oh, we didn't know."

"Yeah. (pause) Look, just go to Mechanicsburg Boro, the cops don't care there."

01-25-2006, 12:21 PM

Bored with the word association thread?

lumberjim · 01-25-2006, 12:45 PM

one of our salesmen took a 45 yr old house frau up to the ladies room and boinked her while we were open. twice. in one night.

no shit.

she didn't buy the car that night, and the next day she and her husband came back in to discuss the numbers. they didnt make a deal.

Elspode · 01-25-2006, 12:51 PM

Kind of puts a new spin on getting screwed by car salesmen.

Maybe the guy should have offered to do the husband as well? Obviously, your dealership needs more motivated salespeople.

01-25-2006, 04:34 PM

Or maybe it needs more credible liars on the sales staff? If the dude is coming up with stories no more believable than that one is about the cars he's selling, its small wonder the couple won't sign on the dotted line.

Even in the unlikely case that this is a true story, did sales boy ever stop to think that maybe the resulting sniggers and side ways glances from the rest of the sales staff the next day might have been a tad off-putting for the buyers?

lumberjim · 01-25-2006, 05:04 PM

as for the credibility of the story, there were 4 or 5 witnesses crowded into the mens room, listening for round 2. this wasn't a ' i once heard' kind of a story. i was there that night. i hope you weren't calling me a liar.

as for the glances from the sales people bothering the woman who cheated on her husband with a car salesman in the ladies room at the dealership........? do you think it would really bother her? she was getting off on it if anything. (not an attractive woman)

my concern was for the salesman having to look her husband in the eye and shake his hand the next day with a straight face.

01-25-2006, 05:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by lumberjim

as for the credibility of the story, there were 4 or 5 witnesses crowded into the mens room, listening for round 2. this wasn't a ' i once heard' kind of a story. i was there that night. i hope you weren't calling me a liar.

Why? Would you have had to come out to Colorado and break my knee caps if I was?

Nah, calm down. I wasn't questioning you, I was questioning the guy's story before you gave us the added information that there were witnesses.

I can tell you for a fact, though, that no mentally stable woman, be she 25 or 45 would have sex with a stranger in a men's room in front of 4 or 5 witnesses. The woman (and probably her husband, too) has a screw lose in more ways than one. I'd run screaming before I signed off on a sales contract with her. She might show up with a flotilla of attornies in a month and holler rape or some such other accusation.

lumberjim · 01-25-2006, 05:29 PM

she didnt buy cuz her credit made the rate too high for her to afford the 350z that she wanted.

personally, i think she might have done it just so she could say " i got screwed" and have a private laugh when she was asked about her new car.

xoxoxoBruce · 01-26-2006, 03:32 AM

Maybe her husband sent her ahead to "smooth the way" for a better deal..... or she took it upon herself to do so with his blessing.

Elspode · 01-26-2006, 02:17 PM

She must not have been very good, then, since it didn't seem to have sealed the deal. Perhaps she failed to preface the attempted transaction with something like, "Hey, my credit sucks...and do I. Will that make enough of a difference to put me into that Z over there?"

Trilby · 01-26-2006, 02:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Elspode

"Hey, my credit sucks...and do I. Will that make enough of a difference to put me into that Z over there?"

Interestingly enough, the premise of the one porn movie I do own. Weird.

01-25-2006, 02:10 AM	#1
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	I just don't have time for this i really don't. so say something funny, but BRIEF. doesn;t matter what it's about. just so it's short attention span. entertain me, but don;t take up all of my time with some 300 word diatribe about what you use to wipe your ass. .....unless you use bullet points or something __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

01-25-2006, 06:54 AM	#2
Happy Monkey I think this line's mostly filler. Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: DC Posts: 13,575	cock! __________________ _________________ \|...............\| We live in the nick of times. \| Len 17, Wid 3 \| \|_______________\| [pics]

01-25-2006, 09:58 AM	#3
mrnoodle bent Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: under the weather Posts: 2,656	pfft. I'll be over as soon as I'm done entertaining your mom. (is this the insult thread?) __________________ Sìn a nall na cuaranan sin. -- Cha mhór is fheairrde thu iad, tha iad coltach ri cat air a dhathadh

01-25-2006, 12:45 PM	#7
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	one of our salesmen took a 45 yr old house frau up to the ladies room and boinked her while we were open. twice. in one night. no shit. she didn't buy the car that night, and the next day she and her husband came back in to discuss the numbers. they didnt make a deal. __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

01-25-2006, 12:51 PM	#8
Elspode When Do I Get Virtual Unreality? Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Raytown, Missouri Posts: 12,719	Kind of puts a new spin on getting screwed by car salesmen. Maybe the guy should have offered to do the husband as well? Obviously, your dealership needs more motivated salespeople. __________________ "To those of you who are wearing ties, I think my dad would appreciate it if you took them off." - Robert Moog

01-25-2006, 12:07 PM	#4
Undertoad Radical Centrist Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Cottage of Prussia Posts: 31,423	When I was in high school there were a lot of stories about people getting caught by the cops while screwing in parked cars. One of my friends claimed that he and his GF were in the middle of nowhere, in the back seat all nekkid and in the process of feeling each other up and getting ready to go, when a cop car pulls up behind them. Oh shit! They got their clothes but just held them around them, didn't have time to put them on. The cop walks up and knocks on the back window. "Uh... er... you alright in there?" "Um, Yeah?" "Nobody in trouble...?" "Um, No?" Long pause. "OK, well, uh,... don't litter." And the cop walked off and drove away.

01-25-2006, 12:12 PM	#5
Undertoad Radical Centrist Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Cottage of Prussia Posts: 31,423	Post Script. I was in a similar situation but not nekkid at all -- honest, just kissing her up! -- when the cop walks up. "You kids OK?" "Yeah no problems." "Well you can't park out here, this is a public road, there's no parking here." "Oh, we didn't know." "Yeah. (pause) Look, just go to Mechanicsburg Boro, the cops don't care there."

01-25-2006, 12:21 PM	#6
marichiko Guest Posts: n/a	Bored with the word association thread?

01-25-2006, 04:34 PM	#9
marichiko Guest Posts: n/a	Or maybe it needs more credible liars on the sales staff? If the dude is coming up with stories no more believable than that one is about the cars he's selling, its small wonder the couple won't sign on the dotted line. Even in the unlikely case that this is a true story, did sales boy ever stop to think that maybe the resulting sniggers and side ways glances from the rest of the sales staff the next day might have been a tad off-putting for the buyers?

01-25-2006, 05:04 PM	#10
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	as for the credibility of the story, there were 4 or 5 witnesses crowded into the mens room, listening for round 2. this wasn't a ' i once heard' kind of a story. i was there that night. i hope you weren't calling me a liar. as for the glances from the sales people bothering the woman who cheated on her husband with a car salesman in the ladies room at the dealership........? do you think it would really bother her? she was getting off on it if anything. (not an attractive woman) my concern was for the salesman having to look her husband in the eye and shake his hand the next day with a straight face. __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

01-25-2006, 05:29 PM	#12
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	she didnt buy cuz her credit made the rate too high for her to afford the 350z that she wanted. personally, i think she might have done it just so she could say " i got screwed" and have a private laugh when she was asked about her new car. __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

01-26-2006, 03:32 AM	#13
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	Maybe her husband sent her ahead to "smooth the way" for a better deal..... or she took it upon herself to do so with his blessing. __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

01-26-2006, 02:17 PM	#14
Elspode When Do I Get Virtual Unreality? Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Raytown, Missouri Posts: 12,719	She must not have been very good, then, since it didn't seem to have sealed the deal. Perhaps she failed to preface the attempted transaction with something like, "Hey, my credit sucks...and do I. Will that make enough of a difference to put me into that Z over there?" __________________ "To those of you who are wearing ties, I think my dad would appreciate it if you took them off." - Robert Moog

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