3/22/2006: Bull attack, duck! - Page 2

jojo · 03-22-2006, 07:05 PM

i can't even look at the bull without getting nervous! seriously. we have purebred limousin and i'm telling you, those things are HUGE and STRONG. he crumpled a steel gate last week like it was made of hanger wire.
uhhh...i'm embarrassed to ask, but since none of you know me: our bull has an extremely long scrotum hanging down, and i wonder if they tie these guys up like they do for rodeos to make them mad?

SeanAhern · 03-22-2006, 08:42 PM

That was me who recently sent the "bull" image to you, Undertoad. Sorry, I should have given my cellar handle in the email.

Kagen4o4 · 03-22-2006, 09:50 PM

no it was me not sean!!!

:x

xoxoxoBruce · 03-23-2006, 03:56 AM

Quote:

i wonder if they tie these guys up like they do for rodeos to make them mad?

No, they are raised out away from people, so they only see a person occasionally and always on horseback.

When they're suddenly confronted with the confusion of the city, they are freaked out. They mostly just run over people trying to stay with the other bulls but a person on foot looks like a doable foe if they get in the way.......

.....and they're right.

seakdivers · 03-23-2006, 11:05 AM

Ok - I don't get to see things like cows & horses very often, so I am not familiar with the odd stuff people do to them. This is the first time I've heard about tying a bull's balls up.

Weird.

Well you learn something new every day.

glatt · 03-23-2006, 11:11 AM

I remember being amazed when I first heard how they got normally placid horses to turn into bucking broncos. They buck like crazy not so much to get the rider off, but to try to get the belt squeezing their abdomen off. Doesn't cause them physical harm though. Just a little discomfort for our amusement. So it's OK.

edited for clarity.

srom · 03-23-2006, 11:55 AM

(*gets the pun of the title*)

ho ho.

wolf · 03-23-2006, 01:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SeanAhern

That was me who recently sent the "bull" image to you, Undertoad. Sorry, I should have given my cellar handle in the email.

I guess it's a little late to welcome you, so, uh ... hi. just plain hi.

ferfanerd · 03-23-2006, 08:08 PM

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Originally Posted by be-bop

Duck or goose they are all nice with fresh veg and potatoes and gravy

If you were a small kid being chased by a goose you'd wish it was a duck! Ducks are much less agressive.

CharlieG · 03-24-2006, 11:14 AM

Having been chased by more than one goose over the years - I came up with a way to stop agressive geese without hurting them

Turn to face them - spread your arms out full width just above should height, and HISS back at them

The STOP, and fast - you can almost hear them saying "Uh Oh - that is one REALLY big Goose"

milkfish · 03-24-2006, 04:22 PM

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Originally Posted by ferfanerd

I hate to burst your bubble(s) but I think that it a GOOSE.

Are you quite sure? I've never seen one with horns like that.

xoxoxoBruce · 03-24-2006, 06:35 PM

SeanAhern · 03-24-2006, 09:48 PM

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Originally Posted by wolf

I guess it's a little late to welcome you, so, uh ... hi. just plain hi.

Hi! Yeah, a bit late, but that's okay.

With a track record of 9 (now 10) posts since 2002, I'm pretty much the epitome of a lurker.

jojo · 03-25-2006, 07:34 AM

i just noticed that piece of grass hanging out of the dooses (or should it be guck) mouth makes it looks soooo tough. like a cig hanging out the mouth of a mean guy

03-22-2006, 09:50 PM	#18
Kagen4o4 The Sheriff of Nothingland Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Melbourne, Aus Posts: 1,794	no it was me not sean!!! :x __________________ something we both can enjoy??

03-23-2006, 11:11 AM	#21
glatt ™ Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Arlington, VA Posts: 27,717	I remember being amazed when I first heard how they got normally placid horses to turn into bucking broncos. They buck like crazy not so much to get the rider off, but to try to get the belt squeezing their abdomen off. Doesn't cause them physical harm though. Just a little discomfort for our amusement. So it's OK. edited for clarity. Last edited by glatt; 03-23-2006 at 11:21 AM.

03-23-2006, 11:55 AM	#22
srom a small little word Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: New York State and Massachussetts State Posts: 17	(gets the pun of the title) ho ho. __________________ "I know enough about cooking. If it tastes bad, then fry it until it tastes good."

03-24-2006, 06:35 PM	#27
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	__________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

03-22-2006, 07:05 PM	#16
jojo is anyone home? Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: state of denial Posts: 42	i can't even look at the bull without getting nervous! seriously. we have purebred limousin and i'm telling you, those things are HUGE and STRONG. he crumpled a steel gate last week like it was made of hanger wire. uhhh...i'm embarrassed to ask, but since none of you know me: our bull has an extremely long scrotum hanging down, and i wonder if they tie these guys up like they do for rodeos to make them mad?

03-22-2006, 08:42 PM	#17
SeanAhern Sentimental Sentient Join Date: Jan 2002 Posts: 38	That was me who recently sent the "bull" image to you, Undertoad. Sorry, I should have given my cellar handle in the email.

03-23-2006, 11:05 AM	#20
seakdivers Icy Queen Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Southeast Alaska Posts: 700	Ok - I don't get to see things like cows & horses very often, so I am not familiar with the odd stuff people do to them. This is the first time I've heard about tying a bull's balls up. Weird. Well you learn something new every day.

03-24-2006, 11:14 AM	#25
CharlieG Hoodoo Guru Join Date: May 2001 Posts: 301	Having been chased by more than one goose over the years - I came up with a way to stop agressive geese without hurting them Turn to face them - spread your arms out full width just above should height, and HISS back at them The STOP, and fast - you can almost hear them saying "Uh Oh - that is one REALLY big Goose"

03-25-2006, 07:34 AM	#29
jojo is anyone home? Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: state of denial Posts: 42	i just noticed that piece of grass hanging out of the dooses (or should it be guck) mouth makes it looks soooo tough. like a cig hanging out the mouth of a mean guy

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