How to train a man - Page 4

jaguar · 01-31-2005, 02:16 PM

TMI Brian, TMI. Ow.

Elspode · 01-31-2005, 03:27 PM

A gentleman at the Pagan Festival last year was walking around with several items (apparently heavy ones) of jewelry type adornment dangling from his Prince Albert piercing.

We all began referring to it as a mobile.

glatt · 01-31-2005, 03:31 PM

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Originally Posted by Elspode

A gentleman at the Pagan Festival last year was walking around with several items (apparently heavy ones) of jewelry type adornment dangling from his Prince Albert piercing.

We all began referring to it as a mobile.

People are strange.

Troubleshooter · 01-31-2005, 03:45 PM

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Originally Posted by glatt

People are strange.

Let's not forget about Mr. Lifto .

Trilby · 01-31-2005, 05:41 PM

BrianR--I need details. Just exactly HOW much better is it now with the, uh, ornamental stuff?? And Jag, for the record, I've only walked into the bathroom backwards twice.

lumberjim · 02-01-2005, 12:47 AM

so, brian....when you give someone anal, it gives a whole new meaning to
"Prince Albert in a can", no?....:rimshot:

wolf · 02-01-2005, 01:15 AM

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Originally Posted by Troubleshooter

Let's not forget about Mr. Lifto .

I am very, very distressed over Mr. Lifto's choice of the Star Trek: Original Series Science Section Shirt.

I am moderately impressed that it has the correct patch.

Oh.

Hell.

I get it.

He's a geek.

And he found a way to express it without having to bite the head off a chicken.

Ha.

Troubleshooter · 02-01-2005, 10:14 AM

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Originally Posted by wolf

And he found a way to express it without having to bite the head off a chicken.

Just try to catch the Jim Rose Circus.

wolf · 02-01-2005, 10:16 AM

I believe I saw a piece on them as part of a History Channel Documentary on Circus Freaks.

BrianR · 02-01-2005, 01:47 PM

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Originally Posted by Brianna

BrianR--I need details. Just exactly HOW much better is it now with the, uh, ornamental stuff?? And Jag, for the record, I've only walked into the bathroom backwards twice.

Well, since I cannot speak from experience, you'd have to ask someone who has tried me both ways. I admit, skill is a big part of it, not to, ahem, toot my own horn but that counts too. The ring just rubs the internal fun parts in a way that is unaccustomed to the female and apparently in a good way. No one has asked for their money back although for some acts removal of the ring has been requested. And granted. Mr Happy works well either way.

and LJ, *groan*

Brian

mrnoodle · 02-04-2005, 01:16 AM

i would think that having a thingy in your thingy would give the ladies all KINDS of ways to control you (notice the seamless integration of the original thread subject and the hijack).

A 9-volt battery could ruin your day. or the MRI machine at the hospital.

my pee pee is sensitive enough, i can't imagine exposing it to further risk. but i'm a baby that way.

Troubleshooter · 02-04-2005, 09:01 AM

There's also the inevitable argument that a real man doesn't need mechanical augmentation.

Not that I necessrily agree with that, I'm equally entertained by augmented or unaugmented boobs personally.

zippyt · 02-04-2005, 07:48 PM

I have seen TOOOOO many people lead around by their pierceings to do something like that , one time that comes to mind when i was in the USMC this dude had this real cool and intricate eagle globe and ancor ear ring ( USMC emblome) , we were standing in formation for an inspection at attention , the first Sgt was walking thru looking at us , makeing corrections , giveing us good natured hell ,etc,,, he stops in front of dude , stares at him and reaches up and PULLS the ear ring off telling him to stay at attention , then calmly starts complementing him on the detail of said ear ring, even calling over other staff NCOs to see it , all the while dude is bleeding BAD !!!!!!
And THAT is why I will NEVER have a peircing !!!!!!

Also i read some where about a girl that looked like she fell face first into a tackle box , she was walking on some slippery rocks and fell face first on to a rock , a pierceing or 2-3-4 pierced her back !!!!!!

wolf · 02-05-2005, 01:05 AM

Anybody wearing jewelry like that in formation deserves what he gets. I was about to spot him points for being an eager young recruit, but it took only a second's consideration to revoke them.

Dumbass.

zippyt · 02-05-2005, 09:12 PM

He did better than me , i got busted wearing a black Led Zeplin t shirt under my Alphas once , it was my lucky t shirt and i had worn it for MANY inspections and done well at all of them , I got to do MANY push ups for that and scrub toilets for a week or so

01-31-2005, 02:16 PM	#46
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01-31-2005, 03:27 PM	#47
Elspode When Do I Get Virtual Unreality? Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Raytown, Missouri Posts: 12,719	A gentleman at the Pagan Festival last year was walking around with several items (apparently heavy ones) of jewelry type adornment dangling from his Prince Albert piercing. We all began referring to it as a mobile. __________________ "To those of you who are wearing ties, I think my dad would appreciate it if you took them off." - Robert Moog

01-31-2005, 05:41 PM	#50
Trilby Slattern of the Swail Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 15,654	BrianR--I need details. Just exactly HOW much better is it now with the, uh, ornamental stuff?? And Jag, for the record, I've only walked into the bathroom backwards twice. __________________ In Barrie's play and novel, the roles of fairies are brief: they are allies to the Lost Boys, the source of fairy dust and ...They are portrayed as dangerous, whimsical and extremely clever but quite hedonistic. "Shall I give you a kiss?" Peter asked and, jerking an acorn button off his coat, solemnly presented it to her. —James Barrie Wimminfolk they be tricksy. - ZenGum

02-01-2005, 12:47 AM	#51
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	so, brian....when you give someone anal, it gives a whole new meaning to "Prince Albert in a can", no?....:rimshot: __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

02-01-2005, 10:16 AM	#54
wolf lobber of scimitars Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Phila Burbs Posts: 20,774	I believe I saw a piece on them as part of a History Channel Documentary on Circus Freaks. __________________ wolf eht htiw og "Conspiracies are the norm, not the exception." --G. Edward Griffin The Creature from Jekyll Island High Priestess of the Church of the Whale Penis

02-04-2005, 01:16 AM	#56
mrnoodle bent Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: under the weather Posts: 2,656	i would think that having a thingy in your thingy would give the ladies all KINDS of ways to control you (notice the seamless integration of the original thread subject and the hijack). A 9-volt battery could ruin your day. or the MRI machine at the hospital. my pee pee is sensitive enough, i can't imagine exposing it to further risk. but i'm a baby that way. __________________ Sìn a nall na cuaranan sin. -- Cha mhór is fheairrde thu iad, tha iad coltach ri cat air a dhathadh

02-04-2005, 09:01 AM	#57
Troubleshooter The urban Jane Goodall Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Florida Posts: 3,012	There's also the inevitable argument that a real man doesn't need mechanical augmentation. Not that I necessrily agree with that, I'm equally entertained by augmented or unaugmented boobs personally. __________________ I have gained this from philosophy: that I do without being commanded what others do only from fear of the law. - Aristotle

02-04-2005, 07:48 PM	#58
zippyt LONG LIVE KING ZIPPY! per Feetz Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Arkansas Posts: 7,661	I have seen TOOOOO many people lead around by their pierceings to do something like that , one time that comes to mind when i was in the USMC this dude had this real cool and intricate eagle globe and ancor ear ring ( USMC emblome) , we were standing in formation for an inspection at attention , the first Sgt was walking thru looking at us , makeing corrections , giveing us good natured hell ,etc,,, he stops in front of dude , stares at him and reaches up and PULLS the ear ring off telling him to stay at attention , then calmly starts complementing him on the detail of said ear ring, even calling over other staff NCOs to see it , all the while dude is bleeding BAD !!!!!! And THAT is why I will NEVER have a peircing !!!!!! Also i read some where about a girl that looked like she fell face first into a tackle box , she was walking on some slippery rocks and fell face first on to a rock , a pierceing or 2-3-4 pierced her back !!!!!! __________________ "Success is getting what you want. Happiness is wanting what you get. " Brother Dave Gardner Last edited by zippyt; 02-04-2005 at 07:53 PM.

02-05-2005, 01:05 AM	#59
wolf lobber of scimitars Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Phila Burbs Posts: 20,774	Anybody wearing jewelry like that in formation deserves what he gets. I was about to spot him points for being an eager young recruit, but it took only a second's consideration to revoke them. Dumbass. __________________ wolf eht htiw og "Conspiracies are the norm, not the exception." --G. Edward Griffin The Creature from Jekyll Island High Priestess of the Church of the Whale Penis

02-05-2005, 09:12 PM	#60
zippyt LONG LIVE KING ZIPPY! per Feetz Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Arkansas Posts: 7,661	He did better than me , i got busted wearing a black Led Zeplin t shirt under my Alphas once , it was my lucky t shirt and i had worn it for MANY inspections and done well at all of them , I got to do MANY push ups for that and scrub toilets for a week or so __________________ "Success is getting what you want. Happiness is wanting what you get. " Brother Dave Gardner

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