Questions that could ruin your day - Page 2

limey · 03-19-2007, 06:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by zippyt

was that a fart ???

03-19-2007, 06:57 PM

How old are you?

monster · 03-19-2007, 08:25 PM

Are you that Rosie O'Donnell?

Elspode · 03-19-2007, 10:01 PM

Where do you want it? In the head or in the heart?

Sun_Sparkz · 03-19-2007, 10:24 PM

BOSS: "Do you know anything about this CELLAR website?"

monster · 03-19-2007, 10:29 PM

Are you having an affair?

Sun_Sparkz · 03-19-2007, 10:34 PM

Any question that starts off with "Im not going to get angry - i just need to hear the truth..."

Ooooh crap.

Kingswood · 03-19-2007, 10:51 PM

How did that blonde hair come to be on your lapel?

Have you had anything to drink this evening, sir?

What is that white powder in your luggage?

Has anyone told you about the Kingdom of God?

Is there a doctor in the house?

What happened to the brakes?

Does this make me look fat?

Sun_Sparkz · 03-19-2007, 11:02 PM

"Could you squeeze this for me?? ...because I cant reach"

monster · 03-19-2007, 11:04 PM

Has anyone seen the urine sample I stored in the fridge?

Kagen4o4 · 03-20-2007, 12:48 AM

was the window of your car always that broken?

where do you see yourself in 10 years?

will you marry me?

do you know how fast you were going?

Aliantha · 03-20-2007, 12:53 AM

Was that a cop in that car we just passed?

Mum, how long will it take for that tree to grow back?

Where's the dustpan?

wolf · 03-20-2007, 12:54 AM

Hey, doesn't that guy who just bit (spit on/puked on) you have HIV (Hep C)?

Sundae · 03-20-2007, 06:47 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sun_Sparkz

BOSS: "Do you know anything about this CELLAR website?"

Oh God, just reading that made my stomach drop a little....

wolf · 03-20-2007, 08:53 AM

I use my very lovely cellar.org tagline mug at work. I also, on occasion, forward my boss IOTDs having to do with aviation.

AFAIK he hasn't started regularly reading here, probably because there isn't enough discussion about NASCAR.

03-19-2007, 08:25 PM	#18
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	Are you that Rosie O'Donnell? __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

03-19-2007, 10:01 PM	#19
Elspode When Do I Get Virtual Unreality? Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Raytown, Missouri Posts: 12,719	Where do you want it? In the head or in the heart? __________________ "To those of you who are wearing ties, I think my dad would appreciate it if you took them off." - Robert Moog

03-19-2007, 10:24 PM	#20
Sun_Sparkz Has Body Temperature Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: I come from a land downunder Posts: 1,105	BOSS: "Do you know anything about this CELLAR website?" __________________ We'll never be as young as we are right now

03-19-2007, 10:29 PM	#21
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	Are you having an affair? __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

03-19-2007, 10:34 PM	#22
Sun_Sparkz Has Body Temperature Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: I come from a land downunder Posts: 1,105	Any question that starts off with "Im not going to get angry - i just need to hear the truth..." Ooooh crap. __________________ We'll never be as young as we are right now

03-19-2007, 06:57 PM	#17
rkzenrage Guest Posts: n/a	How old are you?

03-19-2007, 10:51 PM	#23
Kingswood Draco dormiens nunquam titillandus Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: Melbourne, Vic Posts: 316	How did that blonde hair come to be on your lapel? Have you had anything to drink this evening, sir? What is that white powder in your luggage? Has anyone told you about the Kingdom of God? Is there a doctor in the house? What happened to the brakes? Does this make me look fat? __________________ Ur is a city in Mesopotamia.

03-19-2007, 11:02 PM	#24
Sun_Sparkz Has Body Temperature Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: I come from a land downunder Posts: 1,105	"Could you squeeze this for me?? ...because I cant reach" __________________ We'll never be as young as we are right now

03-19-2007, 11:04 PM	#25
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	Has anyone seen the urine sample I stored in the fridge? __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

03-20-2007, 12:48 AM	#26
Kagen4o4 The Sheriff of Nothingland Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Melbourne, Aus Posts: 1,794	was the window of your car always that broken? where do you see yourself in 10 years? will you marry me? do you know how fast you were going? __________________ something we both can enjoy??

03-20-2007, 12:53 AM	#27
Aliantha trying hard to be a better person Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Brisbane, Australia Posts: 16,493	Was that a cop in that car we just passed? Mum, how long will it take for that tree to grow back? Where's the dustpan? __________________ Kind words are the music of the world. F. W. Faber

03-20-2007, 12:54 AM	#28
wolf lobber of scimitars Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Phila Burbs Posts: 20,774	Hey, doesn't that guy who just bit (spit on/puked on) you have HIV (Hep C)? __________________ wolf eht htiw og "Conspiracies are the norm, not the exception." --G. Edward Griffin The Creature from Jekyll Island High Priestess of the Church of the Whale Penis

03-20-2007, 08:53 AM	#30
wolf lobber of scimitars Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Phila Burbs Posts: 20,774	I use my very lovely cellar.org tagline mug at work. I also, on occasion, forward my boss IOTDs having to do with aviation. AFAIK he hasn't started regularly reading here, probably because there isn't enough discussion about NASCAR. __________________ wolf eht htiw og "Conspiracies are the norm, not the exception." --G. Edward Griffin The Creature from Jekyll Island High Priestess of the Church of the Whale Penis

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