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10-03-2015, 02:57 PM | #1 |
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A Big Black Whopper
By now urrbody has heard about Burger King's new-for-Halloween Whopper with the black bun.
While I've read the burger is as good as a regular Whopper...It seems there is a certain side effect that no one saw coming, but, several have seen going, so to speak. The black Whopper turns your poo Grinch-green. There is a totally unnecessary photo at the link, be warned.
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10-03-2015, 03:06 PM | #2 |
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meh, so does red wine
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10-03-2015, 06:38 PM | #3 | |
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I really can't see why this would be a seller, but....:/ They could leave the burgers uncooked but slathered in ketchup to look like a road crash victim in the black coffin
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10-03-2015, 07:59 PM | #4 |
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They're very unappetizing, even to normal people (to me, they look like petrified cow patties I wouldn't touch with a ten foot pole, but hey.) I think they were trying to go for "something so self-destructive the kids love it" like Taco Bell's Dorito-shell tacos, but it's not going well so far.
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10-03-2015, 08:16 PM | #5 |
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Radioactive Poo.
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10-03-2015, 09:09 PM | #6 |
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No worse for you than the stuff that comes home in the trick or treat bags.
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10-04-2015, 05:45 PM | #7 |
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I don't eat BK normally...this isn't going to make me run back to them.
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10-05-2015, 10:28 AM | #8 |
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It's an American take on a popular item in Japan, but in Japan, the buns are colored with squid ink.
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10-05-2015, 11:56 AM | #9 |
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♫ Squid Ink, Squid Ink, SquidInk SquidInk SquidInk, Squuuiiid Innnnnnk. ♪ ♪
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10-05-2015, 03:00 PM | #10 |
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Yebbut, those squid(s) are porn stars.
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10-05-2015, 03:08 PM | #11 |
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pink panther tune?
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10-05-2015, 07:51 PM | #12 |
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Yes.
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10-07-2015, 03:08 PM | #13 |
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I showed this to my sister, and she said she wants to try it.
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10-07-2015, 03:11 PM | #14 |
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Check her poop, Check her poop, Check her Check her, Check her poop.
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10-12-2015, 08:45 PM | #15 |
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Does she like black buns?
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