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Old 09-27-2016, 04:34 PM   #16
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well, you can also wipe your ketchuppy hands off with your blankie
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Old 09-27-2016, 05:11 PM   #17
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Old 09-27-2016, 05:16 PM   #18
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Ketchup by itself is unacceptable. However, ketchup with an equal or greater amount of mustard is okay, additional relish optional. But the ketchup needs to know its place.
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Old 09-27-2016, 05:19 PM   #19
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Nonsense, Ketchup is king, it's needs no lower courtiers.
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Old 09-27-2016, 06:52 PM   #20
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I'll put ketchup/catsup on any god damn thing I want.
AGREED! I'll wrap my hotdog in bacon if I want!
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Old 09-27-2016, 08:45 PM   #21
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You might as well drink water from a coffee cup.

It's wrong and you know it.

Ketchup is for fries. Or on a burger with lettuce tomato and mayo
What's wrong with drinking water from a coffee cup? I take offense sir. Coffee is just brown water.

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Old 09-27-2016, 09:18 PM   #22
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I am only allowed two basic condiments: ketchup and mayonnaise. Most everything else is verboten. I use ketchup on my hot dogs all the time. I get odd looks now and then but I'm a liberated gal and I do dogs MY way!
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Old 09-27-2016, 10:57 PM   #23
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AGREED! I'll wrap my hotdog in bacon if I want!
As long as you do it in the privacy of your home, and there are no children around.

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Old 09-27-2016, 11:00 PM   #24
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What's wrong with drinking water from a coffee cup? I take offense sir. Coffee is just brown water.

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At the circle k maybe.

Drinking water from a coffee cup is akin to using a piece of stale white bread in lieu of a proper hot dog bun. And then putting fucking ketchup on it.

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Old 09-28-2016, 04:59 AM   #25
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Ketchup in this country is astoundingly sweet if you haven't had it for a while. You think it's going to taste of tomato-y goodness, but it tastes like red sugar.

I haven't had a hotdog in a long while, as I'm not supposed to be eating processed meat.
If I was going to buy something sausage-like in a bun it was probably be at the local Farmer's Market and be a locally sourced sausage in a baguette. For which the only proper topping is brown sauce.
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Old 09-28-2016, 12:31 PM   #26
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What's wrong with drinking water from a coffee cup? I take offense sir. Coffee is just brown water.

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Old 09-28-2016, 12:35 PM   #27
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Old 09-28-2016, 12:39 PM   #28
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Ketchup by itself is unacceptable. However, ketchup with an equal or greater amount of mustard is okay, additional relish optional. But the ketchup needs to know its place.
Clodfobble is once again the sauce of reason.


SShhh don't mention the brown sauce, I did once, but i think I got away with it.
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Old 09-28-2016, 02:44 PM   #29
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Ok, what's brown sauce? Besides sauce that's brown...
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Old 09-28-2016, 06:32 PM   #30
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Oh yeah, hey I got a great idea. Let's get picky about the toppings on a 5 cent tube of processed meat-slurry!

Now if we're talking about a quality sausage, that's different...

Wait a minute, no it isn't. Fuck you, I do what I want.

...That being said, good mustard, diced onions, and/or sauerkraut are how I like to roll. Unless I'm in the mood for the timeless mustard, ketchup, and relish combo.
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