The Newbie Quizzes - Page 5

Kozmique · 02-09-2006, 04:55 AM

I can see I'm going to have to be careful around here. Or whatever. My dad was a grammar nazi and of course
I would be quite careless with language just to irk him. I had to. He used to hand out grammar-police tickets to complete strangers who didn't even know he was eavesdropping on their transgressions.

1) Jagger or McCartney? Jagger. McCartney is a robot.

2) Steak with Potato or Salad? Both

3) Beer, wine, or scotch? Beer when I'm feeling thirsty, wine when I'm feeling snooty, and scotch when I'm feeling the blues.

4) 1968- Camaro or Mustang? Mustang. Well, actually I couldn't care less about cars. I only picked it because I once had a Mustang. It was actually a terrible car. I called it the Frankenstang.

5) cut or uncut? Do I look like a sadist? Uncut!

6) breast or leg? breast

7) Blues Club or Honky Tonk? It's all good

8) hate PETA or NRA? Both! Extremists should all be put into a big room and allowed to claw and shoot each other to bits until the rest of us are left to live in peace with the choices we are smart enough to make for ourselves.

9) food allergy? no allergy, but gluten intolerance - it makes me itchy. Acupuncture helps.

10) pot or crack? Crack is scary! Especially when it's on some chick at the bar and you're sitting across from her trying to eat your steak and potato and salad. Gross, man!

Kozmique · 02-09-2006, 05:02 AM

11. Hopes or fears? Hope I will be successful as an artist. Fear the same.

12. open or closed? You'd think I was born in a barn.

13. stout or lambic? pink

14. Geometry or Mythology? Myth, not math.

15. Canon or Fuji? Canon, preferably Palchebel

16. visor or polarizing shades (and/or)? I prefer to wear a floppy hat

17. Mountain or hybrid? yawn

18. Libertarian or libertarian? yawn

19. Art or art? yawn

20. Mustard? yawn

what am I thinking staying up until 3am answering silly questionnaires? I'm going to bed!

lumberjim · 02-09-2006, 12:48 PM

ah....auto pilot.

~if you make it, they will come~

who said that?

FallenFairy · 02-09-2006, 01:14 PM

~If you build it they will come~
if that's what you meant it was in "field of dreams"

also in Wayne's World....

lumberjim · 02-09-2006, 01:29 PM

no, see......i was 'making believe' that i was hearing that whispered......here where i am right now. picture me whipping my head from side to side and looking bewildered.

slow day today.....sorry

FallenFairy · 02-09-2006, 01:33 PM

LOL - my apologies LJ -

slow here too.... blah! I hate having to amuse myself

lumberjim · 02-09-2006, 02:43 PM

one of the early ones:

1. Which hand do you wipe with?

2. Has your rash cleared up yet?

3. Kill, Marry, Fuck: George Michael, Michael J Fox, Sinbad

D. How many nipples do you have at present?

V. What do you like on your Pizza?

six. What is your quest?

7. What is your most prized possession?

Ocho. How much do you want for it?

9. Who invented the screw top jar?

X. Who is the baddest MFer in the cellar?

Kozmique · 02-09-2006, 04:21 PM

Am I required to answer these too? What's next, a beer bong?

lumberjim · 02-23-2006, 11:37 AM

oy.

a quick quiz to get to know you:

1. Are you bigger than a breadbox?

2. Have you ever been in prison?

3. Are you older than any of your aunts or uncles?

4. Righty or lefty?

5. Do you put ketchup or mustard on a hot dog?

6. Who is the best rock band of all time?

7. Are you older or younger than 30?

8. If a train traveling 45 mph headed west, and 15 minutes later, a train traveling 49 mph follows it, how long until the second train catches the first?

9. Do you consider fish to be meat?

10. Do you believe we actually landed on the moon?

answer in your own words. and for christsakes, don't cheat.

you must get 70% or better to pass. good luck

from here

02-09-2006, 12:48 PM	#63
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	ah....auto pilot. ~if you make it, they will come~ who said that? __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

02-09-2006, 01:14 PM	#64
FallenFairy nope Join Date: Jan 2006 Posts: 322	~If you build it they will come~ if that's what you meant it was in "field of dreams" also in Wayne's World.... __________________ ~going, going... gone now

02-09-2006, 01:29 PM	#65
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	no, see......i was 'making believe' that i was hearing that whispered......here where i am right now. picture me whipping my head from side to side and looking bewildered. slow day today.....sorry __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

02-09-2006, 01:33 PM	#66
FallenFairy nope Join Date: Jan 2006 Posts: 322	LOL - my apologies LJ - slow here too.... blah! I hate having to amuse myself __________________ ~going, going... gone now

02-09-2006, 02:43 PM	#67
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	one of the early ones: 1. Which hand do you wipe with? 2. Has your rash cleared up yet? 3. Kill, Marry, Fuck: George Michael, Michael J Fox, Sinbad D. How many nipples do you have at present? V. What do you like on your Pizza? six. What is your quest? 7. What is your most prized possession? Ocho. How much do you want for it? 9. Who invented the screw top jar? X. Who is the baddest MFer in the cellar? __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

02-09-2006, 04:55 AM	#61
Kozmique Pirate Queen Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: Under the black flag Posts: 55	I can see I'm going to have to be careful around here. Or whatever. My dad was a grammar nazi and of course I would be quite careless with language just to irk him. I had to. He used to hand out grammar-police tickets to complete strangers who didn't even know he was eavesdropping on their transgressions. 1) Jagger or McCartney? Jagger. McCartney is a robot. 2) Steak with Potato or Salad? Both 3) Beer, wine, or scotch? Beer when I'm feeling thirsty, wine when I'm feeling snooty, and scotch when I'm feeling the blues. 4) 1968- Camaro or Mustang? Mustang. Well, actually I couldn't care less about cars. I only picked it because I once had a Mustang. It was actually a terrible car. I called it the Frankenstang. 5) cut or uncut? Do I look like a sadist? Uncut! 6) breast or leg? breast 7) Blues Club or Honky Tonk? It's all good 8) hate PETA or NRA? Both! Extremists should all be put into a big room and allowed to claw and shoot each other to bits until the rest of us are left to live in peace with the choices we are smart enough to make for ourselves. 9) food allergy? no allergy, but gluten intolerance - it makes me itchy. Acupuncture helps. 10) pot or crack? Crack is scary! Especially when it's on some chick at the bar and you're sitting across from her trying to eat your steak and potato and salad. Gross, man!

02-09-2006, 05:02 AM	#62
Kozmique Pirate Queen Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: Under the black flag Posts: 55	11. Hopes or fears? Hope I will be successful as an artist. Fear the same. 12. open or closed? You'd think I was born in a barn. 13. stout or lambic? pink 14. Geometry or Mythology? Myth, not math. 15. Canon or Fuji? Canon, preferably Palchebel 16. visor or polarizing shades (and/or)? I prefer to wear a floppy hat 17. Mountain or hybrid? yawn 18. Libertarian or libertarian? yawn 19. Art or art? yawn 20. Mustard? yawn what am I thinking staying up until 3am answering silly questionnaires? I'm going to bed!

02-09-2006, 04:21 PM	#68
Kozmique Pirate Queen Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: Under the black flag Posts: 55	Am I required to answer these too? What's next, a beer bong? __________________ Language is a virus from outer space

02-23-2006, 11:37 AM	#69
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	this might have ben the first quiz: oy. a quick quiz to get to know you: 1. Are you bigger than a breadbox? 2. Have you ever been in prison? 3. Are you older than any of your aunts or uncles? 4. Righty or lefty? 5. Do you put ketchup or mustard on a hot dog? 6. Who is the best rock band of all time? 7. Are you older or younger than 30? 8. If a train traveling 45 mph headed west, and 15 minutes later, a train traveling 49 mph follows it, how long until the second train catches the first? 9. Do you consider fish to be meat? 10. Do you believe we actually landed on the moon? answer in your own words. and for christsakes, don't cheat. you must get 70% or better to pass. good luck from here __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

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