4/11/2003: Puppy survives eating knife - Page 2

Elspode · 04-12-2003, 11:43 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by sycamore
Anybody ever see the "Litter Critters" skit on SNL? Goddamn...that's funny.

A classic pseudo-commercial from a long line of them. My favorites are (1) Steve's Penis Cream, (2) Bass-o-Matic and (3) Bud Gay.

elSicomoro · 04-12-2003, 11:44 AM

I think my favorite is still "Colon Blow."

Griff · 04-12-2003, 11:49 AM

I'm still a "Little Chocolate Donuts" guy. The Bruce Jenner take off made it.

Undertoad · 04-12-2003, 01:21 PM

Do not taunt Happy Fun Ball.

Bud Gay seconded.

Calvin Kleen's "Obsession" - cleaning fluid for OCD, done perfectly in the style of Calvin ads of the day.

elSicomoro · 04-12-2003, 01:23 PM

Oh shit, I completely forgot about Happy Fun Ball!

wolf · 04-12-2003, 04:06 PM

Spud Beer.

Puppy Uppers/Doggie Downers.

And wasn't there one for a breakfast cereal made totally of rocks? or was that part of the Colon Blow thing?

Oh Oh OH ... and the car commercial, the one with the ride so smooth you could perform a circumcision in it? (for those who have seen it but are too young to remember, there was a real commercial that ran around the same time featuring a diamond cutting on a cobblestone street).

Add me in as another vote for Happy Fun Ball, which may cause irritation when exposed to certain types of skin.

elSicomoro · 04-12-2003, 04:34 PM

Wolf, the cereal commercial you are thinking of is for "Quarry."

Happy Fun Ball contains a green glowing substance, presumably from outer space.

04-14-2003, 08:02 AM

Quarry was a good one. Colon Blow is one of my favorites - we miss you, Phil. I really like "Oops! I Crapped My Pants" adult diapers and "Bad Idea Jeans".

Mmmmm, that's good bass!

jerguar · 04-14-2003, 05:53 PM

...but I had to share. This morning I was woken up around 5 am by my Mastiff Maximus freaking out. Apparently he had gotten into the garbage and eaten a whole bucket full of chicken bones. So I call the vet. As I'm talking to the vet, he pukes all over me. I mean ALL over. He had a bucket of chicken crap in him in additon to the 7 lbs of dry food he just ate. The good news was that he didn't have to go to the vet. Bad news, I think I'm going to have to burn my clothes. I just read last Friday somewhere that the larger the dog, the less they actually chew, and by the size of the chunks on my chucks, i would agree that they fit a 280 lb dog.....nasty..

richlevy · 04-14-2003, 08:15 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by xoxoxoBruce
See...dogs aren't very smart. That explains why they put up with all our crap and still give us unconditional love. Maybe God's best creation.

I'll stick with women.

04-12-2003, 11:49 AM	#18
Griff still says videotape Join Date: Feb 2001 Posts: 26,813	I'm still a "Little Chocolate Donuts" guy. The Bruce Jenner take off made it. __________________ If you would only recognize that life is hard, things would be so much easier for you. - Louis D. Brandeis

04-12-2003, 04:06 PM	#21
wolf lobber of scimitars Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Phila Burbs Posts: 20,774	Spud Beer. Puppy Uppers/Doggie Downers. And wasn't there one for a breakfast cereal made totally of rocks? or was that part of the Colon Blow thing? Oh Oh OH ... and the car commercial, the one with the ride so smooth you could perform a circumcision in it? (for those who have seen it but are too young to remember, there was a real commercial that ran around the same time featuring a diamond cutting on a cobblestone street). Add me in as another vote for Happy Fun Ball, which may cause irritation when exposed to certain types of skin. __________________ wolf eht htiw og "Conspiracies are the norm, not the exception." --G. Edward Griffin The Creature from Jekyll Island High Priestess of the Church of the Whale Penis

04-12-2003, 04:34 PM	#22
elSicomoro Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Jan 2001 Posts: 12,486	Wolf, the cereal commercial you are thinking of is for "Quarry." Happy Fun Ball contains a green glowing substance, presumably from outer space. Last edited by elSicomoro; 04-12-2003 at 04:39 PM.

04-14-2003, 05:53 PM	#24
jerguar Do-er of Deeds Join Date: May 2002 Location: Seattle Posts: 41	not to thread-jack... ...but I had to share. This morning I was woken up around 5 am by my Mastiff Maximus freaking out. Apparently he had gotten into the garbage and eaten a whole bucket full of chicken bones. So I call the vet. As I'm talking to the vet, he pukes all over me. I mean ALL over. He had a bucket of chicken crap in him in additon to the 7 lbs of dry food he just ate. The good news was that he didn't have to go to the vet. Bad news, I think I'm going to have to burn my clothes. I just read last Friday somewhere that the larger the dog, the less they actually chew, and by the size of the chunks on my chucks, i would agree that they fit a 280 lb dog.....nasty.. __________________ jer

04-12-2003, 11:44 AM	#17
elSicomoro Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Jan 2001 Posts: 12,486	I think my favorite is still "Colon Blow."

04-12-2003, 01:21 PM	#19
Undertoad Radical Centrist Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Cottage of Prussia Posts: 31,423	Do not taunt Happy Fun Ball. Bud Gay seconded. Calvin Kleen's "Obsession" - cleaning fluid for OCD, done perfectly in the style of Calvin ads of the day.

04-12-2003, 01:23 PM	#20
elSicomoro Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Jan 2001 Posts: 12,486	Oh shit, I completely forgot about Happy Fun Ball!

04-14-2003, 08:02 AM	#23
dave Guest Posts: n/a	Quarry was a good one. Colon Blow is one of my favorites - we miss you, Phil. I really like "Oops! I Crapped My Pants" adult diapers and "Bad Idea Jeans". Mmmmm, that's good bass!

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