Honor the visit of His Holiness Benedict XVI to America

[SteveDallas]

Thanks to Mrs. Dallas' habit of watching the Today Show, I got to see a selection of souvenirs on sale in relation to the Pope's visit to Washington. They including Build-A-Bear t-shirts, Benedict XVI bobblehead dolls, and our personal favorite, "Flat Ben" (a takeoff on Flat Stanley, a book that anybody with kids probably had to do a school project on).

So, present your own ideas for pope-related tchotchkes that should be on sale. (I still remember the Pope Soap On A Rope from a visit by John Paul II some years back.)

(photoshops or other illustrations optional, but welcome)