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12-24-2006, 06:11 AM
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Bitchy Little Brat
Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: Queensland, Australia
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Merry Christmas You Lot!!!
I'm an hour early (for my neck of the woods), but I think I will be out cold before it arrives, so thought I would rather go early than not at all.
I've had a lovely festive season so far, our work doo was on Friday and we all ended up at my friends brothel afterwards. My dare (to receive my Christmas *bonus*) was to give oral sex to a banana and 2 kiwi fruit, followed by a song ON the bar. Everybody has to do a dare to receive their Christmas bonus, its highy entertaining as there are no spouses allowed. Other dares were, oral sex given to a chocolate eclair, my boss had to wear an adult fetish diaper, our workshop adviser had to dress in drag and do a number, a porn scene re-enactment (it was a golf ball scene from a very popular email)...you get the drift. Really its been on party after another and I am (kinda) looking forward to getting some blood back in my alcohol veins. Anyways, I just wanted to wish you all a Very Merry Christmas and Best Wishes for the upcoming New Year  Thanks heaps for the support and advice over the past year, for the laughs and the headaches. I've enjoyed it all. Oh and side note, I havent managed to push him away yet, we are going away on a 4 day holiday after Christmas  .
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12-24-2006, 11:44 AM
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Your Bartender
Join Date: Jan 2002
Location: Philly Burbs, PA
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brothel?
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12-24-2006, 12:02 PM
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Radical Centrist
Join Date: Jan 2001
Location: Cottage of Prussia
Posts: 31,423
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auto dealership (we solved this one earlier)
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12-24-2006, 12:14 PM
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Slattern of the Swail
Join Date: Jul 2004
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Merry Christmas, DucksNuts! I've missed you!
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In Barrie's play and novel, the roles of fairies are brief: they are allies to the Lost Boys, the source of fairy dust and ...They are portrayed as dangerous, whimsical and extremely clever but quite hedonistic. "Shall I give you a kiss?" Peter asked and, jerking an acorn button off his coat, solemnly presented it to her. —James Barrie Wimminfolk they be tricksy. - ZenGum |
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12-24-2006, 01:34 PM
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Your Bartender
Join Date: Jan 2002
Location: Philly Burbs, PA
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12-24-2006, 05:55 PM
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Coronation Incarnate
Join Date: Aug 2005
Location: perth, australia
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Merry Xmas to everybody from sunny Perth, Australia.
0900 hours circa 36 celsius |
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12-24-2006, 06:29 PM
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When Do I Get Virtual Unreality?
Join Date: Dec 2002
Location: Raytown, Missouri
Posts: 12,719
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Blessings of the Season to all of, my friends...even those of you who think I'm scum.
My favorite Yule song: Here's Comes the Sun - by George Harrison Here comes the sun, here comes the sun, and I say it's all right Little darling, it's been a long cold lonely winter Little darling, it feels like years since it's been here Here comes the sun, here comes the sun and I say it's all right Little darling, the smiles returning to the faces Little darling, it seems like years since it's been here Here comes the sun, here comes the sun and I say it's all right Sun, sun, sun, here it comes... Sun, sun, sun, here it comes... Sun, sun, sun, here it comes... Sun, sun, sun, here it comes... Sun, sun, sun, here it comes... Little darling, I feel that ice is slowly melting Little darling, it seems like years since it's been clear Here comes the sun, here comes the sun, and I say it's all right It's all right
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12-24-2006, 06:40 PM
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erika
Join Date: Apr 2006
Location: "the high up north"
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Ohhh man, guess who has a new 120-watt, two-speaker Laney amp roughly the size and weight of a piece of furniture?
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12-24-2006, 09:53 PM
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Slattern of the Swail
Join Date: Jul 2004
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Holy Moley--I've got the freakin' hiccups!
DAMN!
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In Barrie's play and novel, the roles of fairies are brief: they are allies to the Lost Boys, the source of fairy dust and ...They are portrayed as dangerous, whimsical and extremely clever but quite hedonistic. "Shall I give you a kiss?" Peter asked and, jerking an acorn button off his coat, solemnly presented it to her. —James Barrie Wimminfolk they be tricksy. - ZenGum |
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12-24-2006, 10:48 PM
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~~Life is either a daring adventure or nothing.~~
Join Date: Apr 2006
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Merry Christmas!
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 Good yule song Elspode. I'll post one too. A combo Christmas/antiwar song. :p  (War Is Over) John Lennon So this is Christmas and what have you done another year over a new one just begun and so this is Christmas I hope you have fun the near and the dear ones the old and the young a very Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year let's hope it's a good one without any fear and so this is Christmas (war is over...) for weak and for strong (...if you want it) the rich and the poor ones the road is so long and so happy Christmas for black and for white for the yellow and red ones let's stop all the fight a very Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year lets hope it's a good one without any fear so this is Christmas and what have you done war is over - if you want it war is over - if you want it war is over - if you want it war is over - if you want it |
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12-24-2006, 11:33 PM
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Banned - Self Imposed
Join Date: Dec 2005
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thats just what I needed to read! I'm gonna be alone for the first time on xmas and its rather depressing. I got to spend today with my boys today (Sun) and that was great, but tomorrow will be kinda lame I'm afraid. Merry Christmas to all of you anyway - its been a great year and I hope the next one is even better for all.
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12-25-2006, 12:02 AM
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Bitchy Little Brat
Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: Queensland, Australia
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Whats your SO doing tomorrow (or today now? - bloody timezones)??
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12-25-2006, 12:05 AM
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Banned - Self Imposed
Join Date: Dec 2005
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She's gonna be with her family. My parents went to my sisters and the kids are gonna be with their mom. I guess I just had my Christmas a day early. What did you do/ are you gonna be doing/ for Christmas?
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12-25-2006, 12:06 AM
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LONG LIVE KING ZIPPY! per Feetz
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Arkansas
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My dare (to receive my Christmas *bonus*) was to give oral sex to a banana and 2 kiwi
Lucky guys !!! oh kiwi fruit 
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12-25-2006, 12:52 AM
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Bitchy Little Brat
Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: Queensland, Australia
Posts: 5,067
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My Christmas is done n dusted!!
Did the obligatory demolition of presents with the ruggies, then off to my parents for Christmas lunch. Quiet one this year, as my family is scattered from the tip of Australia to the bottom...so they only make the trek every second year. I knackered, so I think i will have a few quiet wines (as I appear to have been stood up again!!) and go to bed early. We are off down the coast tomorrow for 4 days, so that will be lovely. I cant wait to get up in the morning and pull all the Xmas deco's down. I'm soooo grinchie this year Har Har Zippy :p. Its been a looooooong time, so I was secretly glad of the practice
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