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Old 12-01-2003, 10:32 PM   #1
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Foot-in-Mouth Awards

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Rumsfeld Ramble Wins 'Foot in Mouth' Award
Mon Dec 1, 9:09 AM ET

LONDON (Reuters) - Defense Secretary Donald Rumsfeld's curious statement at a press briefing was named on Monday as the year's most baffling comment by a public figure.

Rumsfeld, usually renowned for his uncompromising tough talking, was awarded the "Foot in Mouth" award for a confusing message which probably left his audience in the dark as to its meaning, Britain's Plain English Campaign said.

"Reports that say something hasn't happened are interesting to me, because as we know, there are known unknowns; there things we know we know," Rumsfeld told the briefing.

"We also know there are known unknowns; that is to say we know there are some things we do not know. But there are also unknown unknowns -- the ones we don't know we don't know."

John Lister, spokesman for the campaign which strives to have public information delivered in clear, straightforward English, said: "We think we know what he means. But we don't know if we really know."

Rumsfeld, whose boss President Bush is often singled out by language critics for his sometimes unusual use of English, took the booby prize ahead of a bizarre effort from actor-turned politician Arnold Schwarzenegger .

"I think that gay marriage is something that should be between a man and a woman," was the odd statement from the new California Governor.

Previous holders of the award include U.S. actress Alicia Silverstone and British chancellor Gordon Brown. Last year's winner was actor Richard Gere.
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Old 12-01-2003, 10:57 PM   #2
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You saw that too? That's great! There is a sound link to it at the moment on the BBC News site.
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Old 12-02-2003, 06:42 AM   #3
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Funny stuff. If you haven't seen it, take a listen over at Dubyaspeak for some side-splitting words from the man in the White House.

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Old 12-17-2003, 10:43 PM   #4
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Dubya may not be the most articulate president we ever had, but he gets the job done.

That and he's starting to look really hot.
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Old 12-17-2003, 11:05 PM   #5
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That and he's starting to look really hot.
I am at a loss for words.

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Old 12-17-2003, 11:20 PM   #6
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Dubya may not be the most articulate president we ever had, but he gets the job done.
What job? As far as I can tell, the only thing he's gotten done is capturing Hussein, and that isn't even part of the job description.
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Old 12-18-2003, 01:15 AM   #7
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That and he's starting to look really hot.
You've been in women's prison how long?
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Old 12-18-2003, 08:05 PM   #8
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That and he's starting to look really hot.
well that's the best reason to vote for him I heard so far.
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Old 12-18-2003, 08:19 PM   #9
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Dubya may not be the most articulate president we ever had, but he gets the job done.

That and he's starting to look really hot.
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Old 12-19-2003, 01:07 AM   #10
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well that's the best reason to vote for him I heard so far.
Worked for Clinton.
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