What is your favorite cuss word? - Page 2

Kagen4o4 · 03-08-2006, 08:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by grant

The only one I'm denied, Cunt. In the U.S. most women will stab you to death for saying it. Apparently, in other parts of the world, it's at approximately the obscenity level that Fuck is in the U.S.

I love the word because of how vile you can make it sound. Fuck sounds playful and Shit is barely a curse anymore.

down here i call everyone cunts. i have a running joke with a friend (female too) about how funny a cuntface would be. imagine a person with a cunt for a face. now picture them blowing their nose, eating spagetti, popping pimples, giving birth etc etc

keryx · 03-08-2006, 08:05 PM

Much to Mr Fargon's chagrin I usually say "goddamnit" when I swear, thought the common favorite F*** can also be heard from my corner.

In polite company or when children are within hearing range my exclamation is "oh heavens!"

busterb · 03-08-2006, 08:11 PM

"goddamnit" Is one I over use. Like when I'm doing something and the dog starts barking, when a car door slams within miles.

Kagen4o4 · 03-08-2006, 10:14 PM

the ol' FFS is used a lot in my day to day life

wolf · 03-08-2006, 10:17 PM

Fuck.

Fuckity, fuck, fuck, fuckin' fuck, fuckin' A. 1001 fucking uses.

I also favor the compound, motherfuck.

I use fucklot as a measure of both mass and volume.

I like fucking.

er. I meant to type. "I like fuck."

Interestingly, while I curse like a sailor*, I rarely blaspheme.

* Why is the expression, curse like a sailor. Although I have never spent time with any shipboard, I don't ever really recall hearing a sailor curse. To any extreme or particularly colorful degree, anyway.

cowhead · 03-08-2006, 11:16 PM

fuck is a great curse word, although I feel it has lost it's real value as a proper insult, it seems to work better as an explative. for me anyway, but it does roll right out in sooooo many different ways. right now I have to say that ass-ratchet and cock-wrench are two of my favorites.. and accidental ones to boot.

I guess it depends on the context.

Kagen4o4 · 03-08-2006, 11:52 PM

fuck knuckle, fuck stick, fuck shaft,

bloody asshole and bloody cunt also have horrific images.

jerk...although its not really swearing...ive found that calling someone a jerk really goes deep into their soul

ashke · 03-09-2006, 08:07 AM

Bloody hell is my favourite...

I save 'fuck' for special occassions. That usually gets attention since I rarely swear.

FallenFairy · 03-09-2006, 09:05 AM

sonofawhore

all-time fave... fuck-wad.

I once called my ex a "dick with ears".... that one came from absolutely no where...

mrnoodle · 03-09-2006, 09:29 AM

I have been trying to clean up my potty mouth lately, and I'm pretty much down to the occasional "fucktard" for someone who is particularly idiotic. I've recently discovered the power of certain facial expressions that convey the "fuck you" without having to pollute the air with such pedestrian invective.

The only curse I can't tolerate in my presence is "Jesus Christ" with "fucking" in between. It makes me see red. If you use it in front of me, you can suck the infected cock of a dead donkey. Just don't be blasphemous.

I'm not sure if this is blatant hypocrisy or just my own personal thing.

djacq75 · 03-09-2006, 10:53 AM

Witless cunt.

lumberjim · 03-09-2006, 11:15 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mrnoodle

The only curse I can't tolerate in my presence is "Jesus Christ" with "fucking" in between. It makes me see red. If you use it in front of me, you can suck the infected cock of a dead donkey. Just don't be blasphemous.

this comment cost you 10 points of coolness quotient.

it's only blasphemy if:
A. you're right, and Christ is the only true Lord.
or
B. the speaker is as whacky Christian as you are.

mrnoodle · 03-09-2006, 11:30 AM

fucktard.

It's an insult to the name of my God. why wouldn't it be offensive? I have a thin, zigzaggy line, but eventually something crosses it.

Luckily I have billions of cool points left.

Undertoad · 03-09-2006, 11:35 AM

If it didn't offend someone, it wouldn't be an effective cuss and therefore it wouldn't ever be said. Nobody says "Kentucky Fucking Chicken". Although they really ought to.

Happy Monkey · 03-09-2006, 11:38 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Undertoad

Nobody says "Kentucky Fucking Chicken". Although they really ought to.

Kinky Kentucky...

03-08-2006, 08:05 PM	#17
keryx Mrs. Fargon Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: La Crosse, WI Posts: 85	Much to Mr Fargon's chagrin I usually say "goddamnit" when I swear, thought the common favorite F*** can also be heard from my corner. In polite company or when children are within hearing range my exclamation is "oh heavens!" __________________ Do not meddle in the affairs of wizards, for they are subtle and quick to anger.

03-08-2006, 08:11 PM	#18
busterb NSABFD Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: MS. usa Posts: 3,908	"goddamnit" Is one I over use. Like when I'm doing something and the dog starts barking, when a car door slams within miles. __________________ I've haven't left very deep footprints in the sands of time. But, boy I've left a bunch.

03-08-2006, 10:17 PM	#20
wolf lobber of scimitars Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Phila Burbs Posts: 20,774	Fuck. Fuckity, fuck, fuck, fuckin' fuck, fuckin' A. 1001 fucking uses. I also favor the compound, motherfuck. I use fucklot as a measure of both mass and volume. I like fucking. er. I meant to type. "I like fuck." Interestingly, while I curse like a sailor, I rarely blaspheme. Why is the expression, curse like a sailor. Although I have never spent time with any shipboard, I don't ever really recall hearing a sailor curse. To any extreme or particularly colorful degree, anyway. __________________ wolf eht htiw og "Conspiracies are the norm, not the exception." --G. Edward Griffin The Creature from Jekyll Island High Priestess of the Church of the Whale Penis

03-08-2006, 11:16 PM	#21
cowhead halve your cake and eat it too. Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Georgia.. by way of Lawrence Kansas Posts: 1,359	fuck is a great curse word, although I feel it has lost it's real value as a proper insult, it seems to work better as an explative. for me anyway, but it does roll right out in sooooo many different ways. right now I have to say that ass-ratchet and cock-wrench are two of my favorites.. and accidental ones to boot. I guess it depends on the context. __________________ no my child.. this is not my desire..I'm digging for fire.

03-09-2006, 09:05 AM	#24
FallenFairy nope Join Date: Jan 2006 Posts: 322	sonofawhore all-time fave... fuck-wad. I once called my ex a "dick with ears".... that one came from absolutely no where... __________________ ~going, going... gone now

03-08-2006, 10:14 PM	#19
Kagen4o4 The Sheriff of Nothingland Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Melbourne, Aus Posts: 1,794	the ol' FFS is used a lot in my day to day life

03-08-2006, 11:52 PM	#22
Kagen4o4 The Sheriff of Nothingland Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Melbourne, Aus Posts: 1,794	fuck knuckle, fuck stick, fuck shaft, bloody asshole and bloody cunt also have horrific images. jerk...although its not really swearing...ive found that calling someone a jerk really goes deep into their soul

03-09-2006, 08:07 AM	#23
ashke Don't look at me! Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: Singapore Posts: 288	Bloody hell is my favourite... I save 'fuck' for special occassions. That usually gets attention since I rarely swear.

03-09-2006, 09:29 AM	#25
mrnoodle bent Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: under the weather Posts: 2,656	I have been trying to clean up my potty mouth lately, and I'm pretty much down to the occasional "fucktard" for someone who is particularly idiotic. I've recently discovered the power of certain facial expressions that convey the "fuck you" without having to pollute the air with such pedestrian invective. The only curse I can't tolerate in my presence is "Jesus Christ" with "fucking" in between. It makes me see red. If you use it in front of me, you can suck the infected cock of a dead donkey. Just don't be blasphemous. I'm not sure if this is blatant hypocrisy or just my own personal thing. __________________ Sìn a nall na cuaranan sin. -- Cha mhór is fheairrde thu iad, tha iad coltach ri cat air a dhathadh

03-09-2006, 10:53 AM	#26
djacq75 Rational Anarchist Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: Michigan Posts: 79	Witless cunt.

03-09-2006, 11:30 AM	#28
mrnoodle bent Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: under the weather Posts: 2,656	fucktard. It's an insult to the name of my God. why wouldn't it be offensive? I have a thin, zigzaggy line, but eventually something crosses it. Luckily I have billions of cool points left. __________________ Sìn a nall na cuaranan sin. -- Cha mhór is fheairrde thu iad, tha iad coltach ri cat air a dhathadh

03-09-2006, 11:35 AM	#29
Undertoad Radical Centrist Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Cottage of Prussia Posts: 31,423	If it didn't offend someone, it wouldn't be an effective cuss and therefore it wouldn't ever be said. Nobody says "Kentucky Fucking Chicken". Although they really ought to.

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