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Old 03-29-2007, 07:26 PM   #1
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Songs with the word "asshole" in them

Okay, sycamore encouraged me to start this thread, but I really do want to know what other songs are out there with the word asshole in them, besides Denis Leary's "Asshole" song. Anyone got any? Oh yeah, and it has to be the whole word: asshole. Not just ass or hole. And if it is squaked by Courtney Love it doesn't count.
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Old 03-29-2007, 07:36 PM   #2
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asshole son. weird al's cover of black hole sun. v. funny

Quote:
In his eyes,
I'm full grown
29 and still at home
Raid the fridge
Feed my face
I'm a son thats a disgrace

Living free
Don´t pay rent
Brought the car back with a dent
I'm asleep
Counting sheep
Thought I heard him scream again

Asshole son, you're a bum
You trashed the car again
Asshole son, what a bum, what a bum
Asshole son, mow the lawn
And put your clothes away
Asshole son, what a bum, what a bum
(Asshole son, Asshole son)
What a bum
(Asshole son, Asshole son)
What a bum
(Asshole son, Asshole son)
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Old 03-29-2007, 07:54 PM   #3
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The Urge--"Drunk Asshole"
Gene Simmons--"Asshole"
Ween--"Hey Fat Boy (Asshole)"
Pinto Bennett--"Honky Tonk Asshole"

Thanks to Bob Sutton for his "help."
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Old 03-29-2007, 07:57 PM   #4
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Lyrics: Frank Zappa - broken hearts are for assholes
Sheik Yerbouti Album
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Old 03-29-2007, 09:43 PM   #5
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Cherry Poppin' Daddies - "Drunk Daddy"

Mama married a big asshole
Whiskey bottles on the floor
He just keeps on watching TV
Stepchild's tired of being poor
Kitchen smells like rotten garbage
I can't chew my food my face is sore
Mama didn't come home last evening
Neighbors say that she's a whore

etc... It's a really uplifting song.

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Old 03-29-2007, 09:57 PM   #6
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At first glance, seems like there's a lot of them:
asshole
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Old 03-30-2007, 06:39 AM   #7
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Nice linky.

Gotta love Kinky Friedman

We don’t have no lovin’s in el paso
We don’t go to porno picture shows
We don’t swap our wives with our neighbors
And we keep our kids away from mexico.

And I’m proud to be an asshole from el paso
A place where sweet young virgins are deflowered.
You walk down the street knee-deep in tacos
Ta-ta-ta-tacos
And the wetbacks still get twenty cents an hour.

We don’t wipe our asses on old glory,
God and lone star beer are things we trust.
We keep our women virgins till they’re married
So hosin’ sheep is good enough for us.

And I’m proud to be an asshole from el paso
A place where sweet young virgins are deflowered.
You walk down the street knee-deep in tacos
Ta-ta-ta-tacos
And the wetbacks still get twenty cents an hour.

I’m proud to be an asshole from el paso
A place where sweet young virgins are deflowered.
You walk down that street knee-deep in tacos
Ta-ta-ta-tacos
And the wetbacks still get twenty cents an hour



umm.. Kinky's words not mine...
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Old 03-30-2007, 07:35 AM   #8
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Only one I can think of was from the RepoMan soundtrack. Something about "Pablo Picasso was never called an asshole"
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Old 03-30-2007, 09:35 AM   #9
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Allright, asshole songs were too easy, let's find songs with the word "tain't".
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Old 03-30-2007, 09:37 AM   #10
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You mean like this?
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Old 03-30-2007, 10:11 AM   #11
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Bush had this song that said something about "my asshole brother" I think...
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Old 03-30-2007, 10:12 AM   #12
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... the word "tain't".
... t'weren't ... t'wasn't ...
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Old 03-30-2007, 10:18 AM   #13
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Bush had this song that said something about "my asshole brother" I think...
About Jeb?
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Old 03-30-2007, 11:21 AM   #14
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What about...

I am a dumba$$

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Old 03-30-2007, 01:08 PM   #15
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This was originally recorded by the Modern Lovers, but the two cover versions by John Cale and David Bowie are better known:

Pablo Picasso

Well some people try to pick up girls
And get called assholes
This never happened to Pablo Picasso
He could walk down your street
And girls could not resist his stare and
So Pablo Picasso was never called an asshole

Well the girls would turn the color
Of the avocado when he would drive
Down their street in his El Dorado
He could walk down your street
And girls could not resist his stare
Pablo Picasso never got called an asshole
Not like you
Alright

Well he was only 5'3"
But girls could not resist his stare
Pablo Picasso never got called an asshole
Not in New York

Oh well be not schmuck, be not obnoxious,
Be not bellbottom bummer or asshole
Remember the story of Pablo Picasso
He could walk down your street
And girls could not resist his stare
Pablo Picasso was never called an asshole
Alright this is it

Some people try to pick up girls
And they get called an asshole
This never happened to Pablo Picasso
He could walk down your street
And girls could not resist his stare and so
Pablo Picasso was never called...
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