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Old 12-11-2007, 12:19 AM   #1
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The Heiress and the Oompa-Loompa

Paris Comforts Injured Oompa Loompa

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Paris Hilton was at the center of a bizarre nightclub incident when she comforted an entertainer in an Oompa-Loompa costume injured when the crowd rushed the stage.
Who could even make this shit up?
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Old 12-11-2007, 12:42 AM   #2
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I know you're tryin' to start a Paris bashfest, but after reading the article, it just seems like she was concerned for a friend.
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Old 12-11-2007, 03:15 AM   #3
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I dont think Cloud is starting a Paris bashfest, but even if she was, anyone who doesnt think with their cock knows she deserves a bashing......


But anyways......

I think Cloud was pointing out the fact that this story is sooooo weird, that you couldnt make it up.
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Old 12-11-2007, 03:41 AM   #4
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anyone who doesnt think with their cock
Oh, just cuz I gotta dick...? What's your damage?!

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she deserves a bashing......
I disagree, but many celebs (including PH) do deserve a lesson in humility.
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Old 12-11-2007, 08:01 AM   #5
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II think Cloud was pointing out the fact that this story is sooooo weird, that you couldnt make it up.

that was the main point, yeah. Whose life is weirder? She must have been a pretty bad person in another life to be allowed to suffer this kind of thing.

I usually don't rise to the level of celebrity bashing, 'tho I may make a comment or two--who are we to know what their lives are really like? who are we to judge?

But this one, with the Ooompa-Loompa --- fucking bizarre!
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Old 12-11-2007, 08:32 AM   #6
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I dont think Cloud is starting a Paris bashfest, but even if she was, anyone who doesnt think with their cock knows she deserves a bashing......

actually.....she deserves a cock bashing.
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Old 12-11-2007, 09:16 AM   #7
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followed by a cock lashing?
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Old 12-11-2007, 09:17 AM   #8
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I've heard tell if you slip her the cockage, it comes out plated in gold.
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Old 12-11-2007, 09:19 AM   #9
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yeah, but soon it'll be shaped like a french tickler and their ain't enough ointment in the world to fix that one.
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Old 12-11-2007, 11:05 AM   #10
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Paris blah blah blaaah. I really don't understand all the fuss.
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Old 12-11-2007, 11:08 AM   #11
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no real fuss. just a skinny blonde spoiled bi-otch who is famous for being famous.
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Old 12-11-2007, 11:11 AM   #12
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It's simple, Cicero. It's so much easier to follow, and gossip about, these "celebrities", than think about the real issues that should be in the media.
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Old 12-11-2007, 01:18 PM   #13
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Really? There is a spoiled, rich, skinny blonde out there!?! Holy shit...burn her. lol!


Wouldn't you feel bad if she really is a good person but you were so petty to judge on the same basis that you don't want people to judge you? Guess you'll never know.

lol! I'm so glad I don't have paparazzi stalking me right now!!! You'd see what a real, skinny, blonde, bitch looks like. Lot's of photos of my middle finger, and bloody knuckles from punching aggressive media, right in the camera lens. I'm actually constantly surprised by how well someone like that maintains.
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Old 12-11-2007, 01:24 PM   #14
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If you wanna get a real idea of what they go through you can watch TMZ on TV. Yikes. Of course, some put themselves out there, but I can't even imagine: somedays I don't want to even look at people at the grocery store. Luckily I am neither blond, nor skinny, nor rich, nor spoiled, nor famous.
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Old 12-11-2007, 01:36 PM   #15
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Yea...Shawnee...I've seen the adverts. for that show which is why I'm not going to give them any ratings by watching it.

"All the stuff "they" don't want you to know about...but we have it all on tape!"
Like it's a conspiracy against the American public that "they" have; to have a private life.Plbbbt!


Baah. Whatever floats your boat. I'm just not sure what all the witch burnings are about.
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