The 'What the fuck!' thread - Page 706

infinite monkey · 11-07-2012, 02:57 PM

I am all about texture.

It's like an orange. I don't want to eat the rind, but if someone else does, or they want to make OJ out of it, or scents, or whatever, that's fine.

But I'm not eating organs. Or feet. Or snout. I'm just not. I mean...you gotta draw the line somewhere and if you find some organs to be OK then so should liver or gallbladder or (shudder) gizzards or penis or...well, I'll stop now.

Why, earlier today a dwellar almost ate a dick.

orthodoc · 11-07-2012, 03:12 PM

Anyone who enjoys hot dogs or sausage has eaten plenty of penises, lips, snouts, and other such things, after all.

But I'll give you the texture issue, in that some people gag on certain textures. If they're all blended up, though, most of us would never notice.

glatt · 11-07-2012, 03:16 PM

Skin is an organ. And I enjoy a crispy roasted chicken skin.
[/pedant]

infinite monkey · 11-07-2012, 03:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by orthodoc

Anyone who enjoys hot dogs or sausage has eaten plenty of penises, lips, snouts, and other such things, after all.

But I'll give you the texture issue, in that some people gag on certain textures. If they're all blended up, though, most of us would never notice.

Hahahahaa! True. I remember selling these nasty 'hot' hot dog like thingys at the bar...came out of a jar that sat there forever. First ingredient listed: beef lips.

Quote:

Originally Posted by glatt

Skin is an organ. And I enjoy a crispy roasted chicken skin.
[/pedant]

Oh fine.

OK...I'm all about texture and I'm all about not eating innards if I know about it.

Trilby · 11-07-2012, 03:28 PM

I am totally grossed out and nauseous and it's you guys' fault.

glatt · 11-07-2012, 03:31 PM

Everything you can see of that chicken is an organ. And it looks delicious.

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infinite monkey · 11-07-2012, 03:35 PM

grrrrrrrr

Can we get off the organ moniker? You know what I mean.

Guts. I should've stuck with guts. I won't eat guts. I hate that chicken's guts!

BigV · 11-07-2012, 06:08 PM

infinite monkey, turn away now! skip this post! do not click on that link, don't do it!

for the rest of us

http://www.gastronauts.net/

Gravdigr · 11-08-2012, 11:37 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by infinite monkey

First ingredient listed: beef lips.

Next trip to the grocer, pick up a package of souse meat. Read the ingredients (involuntary, full-body shudder). I did once.

Once.

First three ingredients: Ears, snouts, tails...and then came the chemicals I cannot even begin to pronounce.
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Regarding Glatt's all-organ chicken...

Breast is an organ? On a chicken? The breast is a muscle, ain't it not? Is the human bicep an organ, or a muscle? Wait. Are organs muscles? Are muscles organs? Can ya play a muscle at church?

Am I binge drinking, or am I exercising my liver?

I'm here all week, try the chitlins.

Gravdigr · 11-08-2012, 11:39 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BigV

...for the rest of us

http://www.gastronauts.net/

Chicken heart kebabs.

'S all I'm saying.

Gravdigr · 11-08-2012, 12:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by glatt

Everything you can see of that chicken is an organ. And it looks delicious.

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Where did they find such a huge lemon?

orthodoc · 11-08-2012, 07:23 PM

Maybe it's a really tiny chicken.

be-bop · 11-09-2012, 05:41 PM

Well I'll see your "Mr Brains" faggots and I'll raise ya one haggis...

Haggis
This is an authentic recipe from Scotland and the ingredients and methods of cooking may be unfamiliar but we hope you enjoy the results.
Ingredients
1 sheep's stomach or ox secum, cleaned and thoroughly, scalded, turned inside out and soaked overnight in cold salted water
heart and lungs of one lamb
450g/1lb beef or lamb trimmings, fat and lean
2 onions, finely chopped
225g/8oz oatmeal
1 tbsp salt
1 tsp ground black pepper
1 tsp ground dried coriander
1 tsp mace
1 tsp nutmeg
water, enough to cook the haggis
stock from lungs and trimmings

Gravdigr · 11-10-2012, 02:37 PM

I've not eaten haggis.

Too hard to catch.

DanaC · 11-10-2012, 06:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gravdigr

I've not eaten haggis.

Too hard to catch.

You have to pick the right time of year.

11-07-2012, 03:12 PM	#10577
orthodoc Not Suspicious, Merely Canadian Join Date: Oct 2006 Posts: 3,774	Anyone who enjoys hot dogs or sausage has eaten plenty of penises, lips, snouts, and other such things, after all. But I'll give you the texture issue, in that some people gag on certain textures. If they're all blended up, though, most of us would never notice. __________________ The greatness of a nation and its moral progress can be judged by the way its animals are treated. - Ghandi

11-07-2012, 03:28 PM	#10580
Trilby Slattern of the Swail Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 15,654	I am totally grossed out and nauseous and it's you guys' fault. __________________ In Barrie's play and novel, the roles of fairies are brief: they are allies to the Lost Boys, the source of fairy dust and ...They are portrayed as dangerous, whimsical and extremely clever but quite hedonistic. "Shall I give you a kiss?" Peter asked and, jerking an acorn button off his coat, solemnly presented it to her. —James Barrie Wimminfolk they be tricksy. - ZenGum

11-07-2012, 06:08 PM	#10583
BigV Goon Squad Leader Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Seattle Posts: 27,063	infinite monkey, turn away now! skip this post! do not click on that link, don't do it! for the rest of us http://www.gastronauts.net/ __________________ Be Just and Fear Not.

11-08-2012, 07:23 PM	#10587
orthodoc Not Suspicious, Merely Canadian Join Date: Oct 2006 Posts: 3,774	Maybe it's a really tiny chicken. __________________ The greatness of a nation and its moral progress can be judged by the way its animals are treated. - Ghandi

11-09-2012, 05:41 PM	#10588
be-bop Operations Operative Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: scotland/uk Posts: 664	Well I'll see your "Mr Brains" faggots and I'll raise ya one haggis... Haggis This is an authentic recipe from Scotland and the ingredients and methods of cooking may be unfamiliar but we hope you enjoy the results. Ingredients 1 sheep's stomach or ox secum, cleaned and thoroughly, scalded, turned inside out and soaked overnight in cold salted water heart and lungs of one lamb 450g/1lb beef or lamb trimmings, fat and lean 2 onions, finely chopped 225g/8oz oatmeal 1 tbsp salt 1 tsp ground black pepper 1 tsp ground dried coriander 1 tsp mace 1 tsp nutmeg water, enough to cook the haggis stock from lungs and trimmings Attached Images

11-07-2012, 02:57 PM	#10576
infinite monkey Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Mar 2011 Posts: 13,002	I am all about texture. It's like an orange. I don't want to eat the rind, but if someone else does, or they want to make OJ out of it, or scents, or whatever, that's fine. But I'm not eating organs. Or feet. Or snout. I'm just not. I mean...you gotta draw the line somewhere and if you find some organs to be OK then so should liver or gallbladder or (shudder) gizzards or penis or...well, I'll stop now. Why, earlier today a dwellar almost ate a dick.

11-07-2012, 03:16 PM	#10578
glatt ™ Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Arlington, VA Posts: 27,717	Skin is an organ. And I enjoy a crispy roasted chicken skin. [/pedant]

11-07-2012, 03:31 PM	#10581
glatt ™ Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Arlington, VA Posts: 27,717	Everything you can see of that chicken is an organ. And it looks delicious.

11-07-2012, 03:35 PM	#10582
infinite monkey Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Mar 2011 Posts: 13,002	grrrrrrrr Can we get off the organ moniker? You know what I mean. Guts. I should've stuck with guts. I won't eat guts. I hate that chicken's guts!

11-10-2012, 02:37 PM	#10589
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	I've not eaten haggis. Too hard to catch. __________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

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