October 24, 2011 Too Much!

CaliforniaMama · 10-24-2011, 06:51 AM

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Trilby · 10-24-2011, 07:00 AM

That happened to me once at a concert.

ZenGum · 10-24-2011, 07:31 AM

Once?

glatt · 10-24-2011, 07:53 AM

In college there was this booze cruise out into Long Island Sound. A friend of mine wasn't feeling so well, so he ran to the railing to puke. Only problem was the railing looked down onto a lower deck, not the water. There was a freshman girl down on the lower deck. (see where this is going?) So this friend waved to her urgently to get her out of the way, because the puke was coming. She saw him, and waved back, just as he let loose all over her.

Not sure why he didn't just puke on the deck next to himself, he didn't tell that part of the story, and he genuinely felt bad about the whole thing. But there you go. College.

Spexxvet · 10-24-2011, 07:56 AM

A friend of mine puked on another friend of mine. Twice. Same guys. Years apart. Accidentally (he says).

Aliantha · 10-24-2011, 08:09 AM

Sometimes when you're going to puke you just have to puke and there's no rhyme or reason. Your mind goes blank and you just revert to reflex. lol

Sundae · 10-24-2011, 08:40 AM

You horrible people.
No more of this thread for me.

HungLikeJesus · 10-24-2011, 09:37 AM

A friend of mine runs the site extremepumpkins.com, which has a lot of good stuff, like this:

Lamplighter · 10-24-2011, 09:51 AM

Six year-old boys must love that site.

Scriveyn · 10-24-2011, 10:07 AM

Your stories remind me of a scene in "Brideshead Revisited" by Evelyn Waugh, set, I think, in an Oxford College: A guy feeling queasy walks up to an open window, leans over the sill and, pukes into the room. He had walked up to the ground floor window from the outside.

manu · 10-25-2011, 02:47 AM

feels like a threadless TShirt ...

SPUCK · 10-26-2011, 04:53 AM

Hellarious puke stories. I can't remember when last I've laughed so hard I had tears running down my face.

Took my family to Mexico to visit a way out back village. The most affluent guy in town invited us to his palatial home for breakfast. He cooked us a spectacular breakfast of pancakes, eggs, bacon, and sausage. Sitting there completely sated gazing across the table covered with a huge spread of fruit, etc. our gracious host asked, in halting English, my son, who was about 9, how he liked his food. He gazed back at the gentleman and as proud parents we waited to hear his respectful gratitude for this wonderful meal... Time crept on... Just about the time I was going to prompt him - he opened his mouth and threw up all across his end of the table.

Definition: Mortification

glatt · 10-26-2011, 08:33 AM

pumpkin zombie art by Ray Villafane.

SPUCK · 10-27-2011, 04:48 AM

Wow.. Just. Wow..

10-24-2011, 06:51 AM	#1
CaliforniaMama I wonder . . . Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: The Left Coast, a pretty good place to be. Posts: 1,278	October 24, 2011 Too Much! via disaboom

10-24-2011, 07:00 AM	#2
Trilby Slattern of the Swail Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 15,654	That happened to me once at a concert. __________________ In Barrie's play and novel, the roles of fairies are brief: they are allies to the Lost Boys, the source of fairy dust and ...They are portrayed as dangerous, whimsical and extremely clever but quite hedonistic. "Shall I give you a kiss?" Peter asked and, jerking an acorn button off his coat, solemnly presented it to her. —James Barrie Wimminfolk they be tricksy. - ZenGum

10-24-2011, 07:31 AM	#3
ZenGum Doctor Wtf Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Badelaide, Baustralia Posts: 12,861	Once? __________________ Shut up and hug. MoreThanPretty, Nov 5, 2008. Just because I'm nominally polite, does not make me a pussy. Sundae Girl.

10-24-2011, 07:56 AM	#5
Spexxvet Makes some feel uncomfortable Join Date: Dec 2005 Posts: 10,346	A friend of mine puked on another friend of mine. Twice. Same guys. Years apart. Accidentally (he says). __________________ "I'm certainly free, nay compelled, to spread the gospel of Spex. " - xoxoxoBruce

10-24-2011, 08:09 AM	#6
Aliantha trying hard to be a better person Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Brisbane, Australia Posts: 16,493	Sometimes when you're going to puke you just have to puke and there's no rhyme or reason. Your mind goes blank and you just revert to reflex. lol __________________ Kind words are the music of the world. F. W. Faber

10-24-2011, 07:53 AM	#4
glatt ™ Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Arlington, VA Posts: 27,717	In college there was this booze cruise out into Long Island Sound. A friend of mine wasn't feeling so well, so he ran to the railing to puke. Only problem was the railing looked down onto a lower deck, not the water. There was a freshman girl down on the lower deck. (see where this is going?) So this friend waved to her urgently to get her out of the way, because the puke was coming. She saw him, and waved back, just as he let loose all over her. Not sure why he didn't just puke on the deck next to himself, he didn't tell that part of the story, and he genuinely felt bad about the whole thing. But there you go. College.

10-24-2011, 08:40 AM	#7
Sundae polaroid of perfection Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: West Yorkshire Posts: 24,185	You horrible people. No more of this thread for me. __________________ Life's hard you know, so strike a pose on a Cadillac

10-24-2011, 09:37 AM	#8
HungLikeJesus Only looks like a disaster tourist Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: above 7,000 feet Posts: 7,208	A friend of mine runs the site extremepumpkins.com, which has a lot of good stuff, like this: __________________ Keep Your Bodies Off My Lawn SteveDallas's Random Thread Picker.

10-24-2011, 09:51 AM	#9
Lamplighter Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: Bottom lands of the Missoula floods Posts: 6,402	Six year-old boys must love that site.

10-24-2011, 10:07 AM	#10
Scriveyn amnesic-confabulatory opsimath Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Between my ears Posts: 739	Your stories remind me of a scene in "Brideshead Revisited" by Evelyn Waugh, set, I think, in an Oxford College: A guy feeling queasy walks up to an open window, leans over the sill and, pukes into the room. He had walked up to the ground floor window from the outside.

10-25-2011, 02:47 AM	#11
manu Writer of Writings Join Date: Feb 2006 Posts: 14	feels like a threadless TShirt ...

10-26-2011, 04:53 AM	#12
SPUCK Professor Join Date: Oct 2006 Posts: 1,911	Hellarious puke stories. I can't remember when last I've laughed so hard I had tears running down my face. Took my family to Mexico to visit a way out back village. The most affluent guy in town invited us to his palatial home for breakfast. He cooked us a spectacular breakfast of pancakes, eggs, bacon, and sausage. Sitting there completely sated gazing across the table covered with a huge spread of fruit, etc. our gracious host asked, in halting English, my son, who was about 9, how he liked his food. He gazed back at the gentleman and as proud parents we waited to hear his respectful gratitude for this wonderful meal... Time crept on... Just about the time I was going to prompt him - he opened his mouth and threw up all across his end of the table. Definition: Mortification

10-26-2011, 08:33 AM	#13
glatt ™ Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Arlington, VA Posts: 27,717	pumpkin zombie art by Ray Villafane. Attached Images

10-27-2011, 04:48 AM	#14
SPUCK Professor Join Date: Oct 2006 Posts: 1,911	Wow.. Just. Wow..

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