Tell us a secret. - Page 6

Shawnee123 · 06-07-2007, 09:18 AM

Maybe they're talking about a new punk wig: A Hell Toupee

Flint · 06-07-2007, 09:20 AM

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Originally Posted by glatt

Weird. I never hear that phrase, and suddenly it's everywhere.

So I guess you didn't understand the title "Hell Toupee" on the Simpsons Treehouse of Horror?

Shawnee123 · 06-07-2007, 09:21 AM

Who, me? Uh, yeah...

Made me think of an old pun, out of a dictionary of puns my mom got for me: Whoever has bills to pay, give it back, Bill needs it.

Ta duh duh

BigV · 06-07-2007, 09:27 AM

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Originally Posted by BigV

(open) Secret:

Once was on a Caribbean cruise on the same ship as Christine McVie. somewhere there's a picture of a very random looking door, behind which was her stateroom.

I made a mistake. It was not Christine McVie, it was Stevie Nicks. Everytime we saw her on board, she was wearing those ridiculous gigantic dark sunglasses. I don't understand trying to hide behind something that screams "LOOK AT ME".

Rexmons · 06-07-2007, 09:34 AM

if she didnt want to be recognzied maybe she should have went on a young singles cruise wearing a t-shirt that said "I am Stevie Nicks"

skysidhe · 06-07-2007, 01:08 PM

I really think the only things that give back in life are good sex and a college education.

Shawnee123 · 06-07-2007, 01:25 PM

Sigh. One out of two ain't bad.

wolf · 06-07-2007, 01:28 PM

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Originally Posted by BigV

she said "tell us a secret" not "tell us a secret exists". spill it!

If something is on Fox, CNN, and the AP Wire, does that make it a secret?

Iggy · 06-07-2007, 01:31 PM

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Originally Posted by Elspode

Words don't do it justice, and I didn't take pics. Let's just summarize by saying that I feel considerably better about this insane lifestyle than I did awhile back. I will tell you this much: at one point around my campfire Sunday night, there were three bought and paid for male slaves who were gifted to my wife, all of them Army or recently discharged, the oldest of which was 25, competing to see who could fling glowstick bracelets into the fire using only their peni. This caused some considerable level of excitement to the already overstimulated ladies present. I benefitted in the end. Well, and before all that. And even before *that*.

Strangely, although it was probably a bit much to the average American, it was really not at all out of line. These guys didn't push any of the ladies to do anything they didn't want, they were obedient to the commands issued by Selene (she sort of stage directed things, which helped to keep it on the edge, but not over the edge), and they were, in general, fine examples of young American males having a good time.

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Originally Posted by case

I really must get myself to that Pagan festival next year.

I must as well... that sounds like great big heaps of fun.

I really should check out nothingland more often...

My secret is if I am given half a chance, I will read one romance novel a day. And reading them really turns me on.

Rexmons · 06-07-2007, 01:37 PM

heres another:

the only reason i bought a ruler, is because i use it as a backscratcher.

HungLikeJesus · 06-07-2007, 02:17 PM

+ My name is not really HungLikeJesus or HLJ

Shawnee123 · 06-07-2007, 02:20 PM

I have a secret I am keeping in the Cellar vault. God help me if any of you know the combination.

Flint · 06-07-2007, 02:21 PM

ABC123?

Shawnee123 · 06-07-2007, 02:24 PM

No Tito, that's not it.

skysidhe · 06-08-2007, 01:55 AM

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Originally Posted by Elspode

Words don't do it justice, and I didn't take pics. Let's just summarize by saying that I feel considerably better about this insane lifestyle than I did awhile back. I will tell you this much: at one point around my campfire Sunday night, there were three bought and paid for male slaves who were gifted to my wife, all of them Army or recently discharged, the oldest of which was 25, competing to see who could fling glowstick bracelets into the fire using only their peni. This caused some considerable level of excitement to the already overstimulated ladies present. I benefitted in the end. Well, and before all that. And even before *that*.

Strangely, although it was probably a bit much to the average American, it was really not at all out of line. These guys didn't push any of the ladies to do anything they didn't want, they were obedient to the commands issued by Selene (she sort of stage directed things, which helped to keep it on the edge, but not over the edge), and they were, in general, fine examples of young American males having a good time.

.....and?

It was just getting interesting.

06-07-2007, 09:18 AM	#76
Shawnee123 Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya? Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 21,206	Maybe they're talking about a new punk wig: A Hell Toupee __________________ A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones who need the advice. --Bill Cosby

06-07-2007, 09:21 AM	#78
Shawnee123 Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya? Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 21,206	Who, me? Uh, yeah... Made me think of an old pun, out of a dictionary of puns my mom got for me: Whoever has bills to pay, give it back, Bill needs it. Ta duh duh __________________ A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones who need the advice. --Bill Cosby

06-07-2007, 09:34 AM	#80
Rexmons - Kavkaz United - Join Date: May 2007 Posts: 613	if she didnt want to be recognzied maybe she should have went on a young singles cruise wearing a t-shirt that said "I am Stevie Nicks" __________________ "Life's a bitch but God forbid the bitch divorce me..."

06-07-2007, 01:25 PM	#82
Shawnee123 Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya? Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 21,206	Sigh. One out of two ain't bad. __________________ A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones who need the advice. --Bill Cosby

06-07-2007, 01:37 PM	#85
Rexmons - Kavkaz United - Join Date: May 2007 Posts: 613	heres another: the only reason i bought a ruler, is because i use it as a backscratcher. __________________ "Life's a bitch but God forbid the bitch divorce me..."

06-07-2007, 01:08 PM	#81
skysidhe ~~Life is either a daring adventure or nothing.~~ Join Date: Apr 2006 Posts: 6,828	I really think the only things that give back in life are good sex and a college education.

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06-07-2007, 02:20 PM	#87
Shawnee123 Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya? Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 21,206	I have a secret I am keeping in the Cellar vault. God help me if any of you know the combination. __________________ A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones who need the advice. --Bill Cosby

06-07-2007, 02:21 PM	#88
Flint Snowflake Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Dystopia Posts: 13,136	ABC123? __________________ **************** There's a level of facility that everyone needs to accomplish, and from there it's a matter of deciding for yourself how important ultra-facility is to your expression. ... I found, like Joseph Campbell said, if you just follow whatever gives you a little joy or excitement or awe, then you're on the right track. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Terry Bozzio**

06-07-2007, 02:24 PM	#89
Shawnee123 Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya? Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 21,206	No Tito, that's not it. __________________ A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones who need the advice. --Bill Cosby

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