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05-31-2012, 05:32 PM | #1 |
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He Killed A Rabid Mountain Lion With A Skillet
Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you "The Baddest Sumbitch Who Ever Lived":
Rabid mountain lion in attack mode no match for Chino Valley man and his frying pan Ok, he's "The Baddest Sumbitch Who Ever Lived", second only to "That Guy Who Killed A Grizzly Bear With His Bare Hands And A Stick".
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05-31-2012, 05:43 PM | #2 | |
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05-31-2012, 06:06 PM | #3 |
To shreds, you say?
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Then we chopped it into pieces with a meat cleaver and danced about on its grave singing "Hallelujah"
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05-31-2012, 06:34 PM | #4 |
Nearly done.
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It was only trying to be friendly.
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06-01-2012, 12:10 AM | #6 |
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a 14 inch cast iron skillet is a big ass skillet. I have a 13 incher and I can barely lift it. mostly because the handle's too short, and I don't have any mountain lions to motivate me.
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06-01-2012, 07:39 AM | #7 |
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See, now, I was debating this about 20 years ago with some friends to pass the time during a boring day at work. I said that if you were trapped in a cage with a mountain lion, and all you had was a baseball bat, you could kill the lion. They thought the lion would win every time. I acknowledged that it wouldn't be easy, and that you would have to connect on the first swing, but that it was possible. I feel vindicated.
I wonder where those guys are now? |
06-01-2012, 07:55 AM | #8 |
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This is a great story.
I was thinking, glatt, hopefully it's a big cage. A circus cage would work, but a big pet crate cage...you wouldn't be able to swing! |
06-01-2012, 08:38 AM | #9 |
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Oh, absolutely. The cage size was a big part of the discussion until we agreed it was the same size as the room we were all sitting in. About 40 feet by 40 feet. We decided the mountain lion would be avoiding you and you would have to hunt the lion in the room.
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06-01-2012, 08:40 AM | #10 |
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See, that's great. I just imagine that conversation...fun!
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06-01-2012, 09:28 AM | #11 | |
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06-01-2012, 09:36 AM | #12 | |
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Outrun a bear? Are you MAD?
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(The More You Know) I went rugged camping with friends (almost in the UP) and we tied the food in a tree and had a can of bear mace in the middle of camp. |
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06-01-2012, 10:45 AM | #13 |
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I learned this later:
You don't have to outrun the bear. You only have to outrun your friends. The same is true of Zombies.
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06-01-2012, 11:06 AM | #14 |
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06-01-2012, 01:14 PM | #15 |
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No, no...those are the old and busted zombies (think Night of the Living Dead).
We got these new hotness zombies now-a-days (think 28 Days Later). These fuckers are fast.
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