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Old 11-12-2004, 01:11 PM   #16
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I never noticed that wearing clothing made of two fabrics is wrong...with the way things are going, I wouldn't be surprised if the damning sin for all mankind isn't war, isn't murder, isn't pride or sloth or all those fun things. It's gonna be that 50/50 cotton-poly blend I've got on right now. Why? Because that's the way my life works.
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Old 11-12-2004, 04:09 PM   #17
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It's gonna be that 50/50 cotton-poly blend I've got on right now.
You might get off the hook if it's American Cotton and poly developed by an American Lab and if the garment itself was Made In America and Bought In America at an American Retail Store owned by an American.
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Old 11-12-2004, 06:41 PM   #18
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You irritate people more than I could ever hope to.
Oh...I don't know about that. :p

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Old 11-12-2004, 07:38 PM   #19
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Precisely: that religion is nothing but "crowd control".
Or, as Marx said "Religion is the opiate of the masses".

Now, when I heard this, I thought "That's it, Opium, Heroin, and Morphine?"

Can't we at least aspire to a religion that compares to ecstasy or LSD? This is the twenty-first century, the age of designer drugs! How about a religion like Benzodiazepines?
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Old 11-13-2004, 12:26 AM   #20
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How about a religion like Benzodiazepines?
With all due respect to Els, that would be Wicca.
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Old 11-13-2004, 04:17 PM   #21
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Precisely: that religion is nothing but "crowd control".
That's a good thing, because I'd rather live among zombies than pirates. Even though they'd both like to rip my heart out, at least the zombies would eat it. The pirates would just waste it.
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Old 11-13-2004, 05:58 PM   #22
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Priates would stick your heart upon a spar or something ... decorate the riggings, make them more homey.
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Old 11-13-2004, 07:52 PM   #23
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What if you spill something on your shirt? Is this also cause for everlasting punishment? I don't read the bible.......
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Old 11-13-2004, 09:47 PM   #24
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What if you spill something on your shirt?
Pends on what it is. If you spill something that is regarded as delicious on your own shirt, you will go directly to hell for being wasteful.

If you spill something bad on someone else's shirt, we nuke you.


I thought I spelled that out in the bible.
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Old 11-14-2004, 09:44 PM   #25
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I thought I spelled that out in the bible.
I SAID I don't read it- Oh and I suppose you are going to punish me for that too? Isn't the bible wasting paper which is also a lesser abomination Mr. Know it All? God always thinks he knows everything....sheesh Master of the universe bologna.
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Old 11-18-2004, 12:52 AM   #26
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Isn't the bible wasting paper which is also a lesser abomination Mr. Know it All?
If you don't mind, Sir, I'll handle this one on your behalf.

You may have noticed that Bibles are printed on extremely thin paper, in small, yet easily read typefaces. Printed on regular density paper in 12 point palatino, it would run around the size of the Oxford English Dictonary. People would do themselves an injury trying to lift one to do some inspirational bible reading before bedtime. The Gideon's would have to recruit from circus strongmen and olympic weightlifters for delieveries. Hotel rooms would have an annex added just to contain the Bible.

This is also why there has been an effort to make online editions available. God's plan is that we shall all have tablet PCs with the Bible preinstalled on delivery.

Thanks be to God. I'm looking forward to that tablet PC.
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