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Old 10-17-2006, 10:51 PM   #31
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You yammer
You're as cheesy as Leerdammer
The world's a nail when you're a hammer

See th' asshole
Wearin' his pink bow
You love to steal the whole damn show
You say goodbye, and I say hello

See rapper
On the Crapper
See a hooker in a bugzapper
All the guys, they wanna tap her

See preacher
He ain't a teacher
Doesn't have a redeeming feature
Making out beneath the bleacher

See da man
On da can
He's the guy we want to ban
Too bad the mods won't follow the plan
Until, that is, the spam hits the fan...

See the troll
That frigging a**hole
What is the troll's goal?
To dominate the leading roll.

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Old 10-18-2006, 12:35 AM   #32
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You yammer
You're as cheesy as Leerdammer
The world's a nail when you're a hammer

See th' asshole
Wearin' his pink bow
You love to steal the whole damn show
You say goodbye, and I say hello

See rapper
On the Crapper
See a hooker in a bugzapper
All the guys, they wanna tap her

See preacher
He ain't a teacher
Doesn't have a redeeming feature
Making out beneath the bleacher

See da man
On da can
He's the guy we want to ban
Too bad the mods won't follow the plan
Until, that is, the spam hits the fan...

See the troll
That frigging a**hole
What is the troll's goal?
To dominate the leading roll.

See attention whore
Handstand on the floor
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Old 10-18-2006, 05:43 AM   #33
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You yammer
You're as cheesy as Leerdammer
The world's a nail when you're a hammer

See th' asshole
Wearin' his pink bow
You love to steal the whole damn show
You say goodbye, and I say hello

See rapper
On the Crapper
See a hooker in a bugzapper
All the guys, they wanna tap her

See preacher
He ain't a teacher
Doesn't have a redeeming feature
Making out beneath the bleacher

See da man
On da can
He's the guy we want to ban
Too bad the mods won't follow the plan
Until, that is, the spam hits the fan...

See the troll
That frigging a**hole
What is the troll's goal?
To dominate the leading roll.

See attention whore
Handstand on the floor
Blow right through ya' door
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Old 10-18-2006, 06:04 AM   #34
Griff
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You yammer
You're as cheesy as Leerdammer
The world's a nail when you're a hammer

See th' asshole
Wearin' his pink bow
You love to steal the whole damn show
You say goodbye, and I say hello

See rapper
On the Crapper
See a hooker in a bugzapper
All the guys, they wanna tap her

See preacher
He ain't a teacher
Doesn't have a redeeming feature
Making out beneath the bleacher

See da man
On da can
He's the guy we want to ban
Too bad the mods won't follow the plan
Until, that is, the spam hits the fan...

See the troll
That frigging a**hole
What is the troll's goal?
To dominate the leading roll.

See attention whore
Handstand on the floor
Blow right through ya' door
Even Duran cries no more!
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Old 10-18-2006, 08:43 AM   #35
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You yammer
You're as cheesy as Leerdammer
The world's a nail when you're a hammer

See th' asshole
Wearin' his pink bow
You love to steal the whole damn show
You say goodbye, and I say hello

See rapper
On the Crapper
See a hooker in a bugzapper
All the guys, they wanna tap her

See preacher
He ain't a teacher
Doesn't have a redeeming feature
Making out beneath the bleacher

See da man
On da can
He's the guy we want to ban
Too bad the mods won't follow the plan
Until, that is, the spam hits the fan...

See the troll
That frigging a**hole
What is the troll's goal?
To dominate the leading roll.

See attention whore
Handstand on the floor
Blow right through ya' door
Even Duran cries no more!
I'll bet his asshole's sore.
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Old 10-18-2006, 08:48 AM   #36
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You yammer
You're as cheesy as Leerdammer
The world's a nail when you're a hammer

See th' asshole
Wearin' his pink bow
You love to steal the whole damn show
You say goodbye, and I say hello

See rapper
On the Crapper
See a hooker in a bugzapper
All the guys, they wanna tap her

See preacher
He ain't a teacher
Doesn't have a redeeming feature
Making out beneath the bleacher

See da man
On da can
He's the guy we want to ban
Too bad the mods won't follow the plan
Until, that is, the spam hits the fan...

See the troll
That frigging a**hole
What is the troll's goal?
To dominate the leading roll.

See attention whore
Handstand on the floor
Blow right through ya' door
Even Duran cries no more!
I'll bet his asshole's sore.

See shock post
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Old 10-18-2006, 09:21 AM   #37
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See Spammer.
You yammer
You're as cheesy as Leerdammer
The world's a nail when you're a hammer

See th' asshole
Wearin' his pink bow
You love to steal the whole damn show
You say goodbye, and I say hello

See rapper
On the Crapper
See a hooker in a bugzapper
All the guys, they wanna tap her

See preacher
He ain't a teacher
Doesn't have a redeeming feature
Making out beneath the bleacher

See da man
On da can
He's the guy we want to ban
Too bad the mods won't follow the plan
Until, that is, the spam hits the fan...

See the troll
That frigging asshole
What is the troll's goal?
To dominate the leading roll.

See attention whore
Handstand on the floor
Blow right through ya' door
Even Duran cries no more!
I'll bet his asshole's sore.

See shock post
Eat pot roast
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Old 10-18-2006, 09:57 AM   #38
Shawnee123
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You yammer
You're as cheesy as Leerdammer
The world's a nail when you're a hammer

See th' asshole
Wearin' his pink bow
You love to steal the whole damn show
You say goodbye, and I say hello

See rapper
On the Crapper
See a hooker in a bugzapper
All the guys, they wanna tap her

See preacher
He ain't a teacher
Doesn't have a redeeming feature
Making out beneath the bleacher

See da man
On da can
He's the guy we want to ban
Too bad the mods won't follow the plan
Until, that is, the spam hits the fan...

See the troll
That frigging asshole
What is the troll's goal?
To dominate the leading roll.

See attention whore
Handstand on the floor
Blow right through ya' door
Even Duran cries no more!
I'll bet his asshole's sore.

See shock post
Eat pot roast
You'll be toast
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Old 10-18-2006, 09:59 AM   #39
Ibby
erika
 
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See Spammer.
You yammer
You're as cheesy as Leerdammer
The world's a nail when you're a hammer

See th' asshole
Wearin' his pink bow
You love to steal the whole damn show
You say goodbye, and I say hello

See rapper
On the Crapper
See a hooker in a bugzapper
All the guys, they wanna tap her

See preacher
He ain't a teacher
Doesn't have a redeeming feature
Making out beneath the bleacher

See da man
On da can
He's the guy we want to ban
Too bad the mods won't follow the plan
Until, that is, the spam hits the fan...

See the troll
That frigging asshole
What is the troll's goal?
To dominate the leading roll.

See attention whore
Handstand on the floor
Blow right through ya' door
Even Duran cries no more!
I'll bet his asshole's sore.

See shock post
Eat pot roast
You'll be toast
Comin' outta holes from coast to coast
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Old 10-18-2006, 10:13 AM   #40
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You yammer
You're as cheesy as Leerdammer
The world's a nail when you're a hammer

See th' asshole
Wearin' his pink bow
You love to steal the whole damn show
You say goodbye, and I say hello

See rapper
On the Crapper
See a hooker in a bugzapper
All the guys, they wanna tap her

See preacher
He ain't a teacher
Doesn't have a redeeming feature
Making out beneath the bleacher

See da man
On da can
He's the guy we want to ban
Too bad the mods won't follow the plan
Until, that is, the spam hits the fan...

See the troll
That frigging asshole
What is the troll's goal?
To dominate the leading roll.

See attention whore
Handstand on the floor
Blow right through ya' door
Even Duran cries no more!
I'll bet his asshole's sore.

See shock post
Eat pot roast
You'll be toast
Comin' outta holes from coast to coast
Kickin' ass on Crimson Ghost
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Old 10-18-2006, 10:16 AM   #41
Ibby
erika
 
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See Spammer.
You yammer
You're as cheesy as Leerdammer
The world's a nail when you're a hammer

See th' asshole
Wearin' his pink bow
You love to steal the whole damn show
You say goodbye, and I say hello

See rapper
On the Crapper
See a hooker in a bugzapper
All the guys, they wanna tap her

See preacher
He ain't a teacher
Doesn't have a redeeming feature
Making out beneath the bleacher

See da man
On da can
He's the guy we want to ban
Too bad the mods won't follow the plan
Until, that is, the spam hits the fan...

See the troll
That frigging asshole
What is the troll's goal?
To dominate the leading roll.

See attention whore
Handstand on the floor
Blow right through ya' door
Even Duran cries no more!
I'll bet his asshole's sore.

See shock post
Eat pot roast
You'll be toast
Comin' outta holes from coast to coast
Kickin' ass on Crimson Ghost

See rock star
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Old 10-18-2006, 10:38 AM   #42
lumberjim
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You yammer
You're as cheesy as Leerdammer
The world's a nail when you're a hammer

See th' asshole
Wearin' his pink bow
You love to steal the whole damn show
You say goodbye, and I say hello

See rapper
On the Crapper
See a hooker in a bugzapper
All the guys, they wanna tap her

See preacher
He ain't a teacher
Doesn't have a redeeming feature
Making out beneath the bleacher

See da man
On da can
He's the guy we want to ban
Too bad the mods won't follow the plan
Until, that is, the spam hits the fan...

See the troll
That frigging asshole
What is the troll's goal?
To dominate the leading roll.

See attention whore
Handstand on the floor
Blow right through ya' door
Even Duran cries no more!
I'll bet his asshole's sore.

See shock post
Eat pot roast
You'll be toast
Comin' outta holes from coast to coast
Kickin' ass on Crimson Ghost

See rock star
drive a jag-u-ar
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This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality
Embrace this moment, remember
We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan
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Old 10-18-2006, 10:52 AM   #43
Shawnee123
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See Spammer.
You yammer
You're as cheesy as Leerdammer
The world's a nail when you're a hammer

See th' asshole
Wearin' his pink bow
You love to steal the whole damn show
You say goodbye, and I say hello

See rapper
On the Crapper
See a hooker in a bugzapper
All the guys, they wanna tap her

See preacher
He ain't a teacher
Doesn't have a redeeming feature
Making out beneath the bleacher

See da man
On da can
He's the guy we want to ban
Too bad the mods won't follow the plan
Until, that is, the spam hits the fan...

See the troll
That frigging asshole
What is the troll's goal?
To dominate the leading roll.

See attention whore
Handstand on the floor
Blow right through ya' door
Even Duran cries no more!
I'll bet his asshole's sore.

See shock post
Eat pot roast
You'll be toast
Comin' outta holes from coast to coast
Kickin' ass on Crimson Ghost

See rock star
drive a jag-u-ar
Or take my car
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Old 10-18-2006, 10:53 AM   #44
Spexxvet
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See Spammer.
You yammer
You're as cheesy as Leerdammer
The world's a nail when you're a hammer

See th' asshole
Wearin' his pink bow
You love to steal the whole damn show
You say goodbye, and I say hello

See rapper
On the Crapper
See a hooker in a bugzapper
All the guys, they wanna tap her

See preacher
He ain't a teacher
Doesn't have a redeeming feature
Making out beneath the bleacher

See da man
On da can
He's the guy we want to ban
Too bad the mods won't follow the plan
Until, that is, the spam hits the fan...

See the troll
That frigging asshole
What is the troll's goal?
To dominate the leading roll.

See attention whore
Handstand on the floor
Blow right through ya' door
Even Duran cries no more!
I'll bet his asshole's sore.

See shock post
Eat pot roast
You'll be toast
Comin' outta holes from coast to coast
Kickin' ass on Crimson Ghost

See rock star
drive a jag-u-ar
Or take my car
won't get far
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Old 10-18-2006, 10:55 AM   #45
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go ahead, abbrev. it
 
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See Spammer.
You yammer
You're as cheesy as Leerdammer
The world's a nail when you're a hammer

See th' asshole
Wearin' his pink bow
You love to steal the whole damn show
You say goodbye, and I say hello

See rapper
On the Crapper
See a hooker in a bugzapper
All the guys, they wanna tap her

See preacher
He ain't a teacher
Doesn't have a redeeming feature
Making out beneath the bleacher

See da man
On da can
He's the guy we want to ban
Too bad the mods won't follow the plan
Until, that is, the spam hits the fan...

See the troll
That frigging asshole
What is the troll's goal?
To dominate the leading roll.

See attention whore
Handstand on the floor
Blow right through ya' door
Even Duran cries no more!
I'll bet his asshole's sore.

See shock post
Eat pot roast
You'll be toast
Comin' outta holes from coast to coast
Kickin' ass on Crimson Ghost

See rock star
drive a jag-u-ar
Or take my car
won't get far
To do a driveby in th' Cell-ar

edit : fix'n a dropped line...
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