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Old 02-18-2003, 09:53 PM   #16
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Clearly, I have not been arrested enough to have grasped this subtlty.

So these things are now all the rage amongst the anarchy set?
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Old 02-18-2003, 09:55 PM   #17
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Ahh, I thought something was odd about the tongue, wasn't exactly sure though. Interesting
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Old 02-18-2003, 10:06 PM   #18
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Quote:
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Oh, I got it! The tongue is a standard handcuffs key.
We have a winnah!

Congrats, Toad. If you ever need to commit a family member of your choice, you know who to call.
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Old 02-19-2003, 09:09 AM   #19
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That would be great if they ever let me flip my belt buckle around to my backside before they cuff me. It probably wouldn't work otherwise, would it?
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Old 02-19-2003, 12:51 PM   #20
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That's what yoga is for, so you can become flexible enough to slip your legs back through your arms.

Better yet, learn to dislocate your thumb and get them off without a key. The next step is to have somewhere to run to...
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Old 02-19-2003, 12:55 PM   #21
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If your buckle is smaller than your belt loops, you could just pull the entire belt around until it was behind you.
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Old 02-19-2003, 01:50 PM   #22
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Another use would be to use it for removing the lids off tins of paint.
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