The 'What the fuck!' thread - Page 603

xoxoxoBruce · 03-20-2011, 10:52 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BrianR

Avoid, because my wife now has a cast iron frying pan.

Pete Zicato · 03-21-2011, 02:05 PM

Gravdigr · 03-21-2011, 02:23 PM

Pete Zicato · 03-22-2011, 11:04 AM

Tulip · 03-22-2011, 11:22 AM

My heart skipped a beat.

kerosene · 03-22-2011, 12:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pete Zicato

I have been wanting some of these forever...now I don't anymore.

footfootfoot · 03-22-2011, 12:36 PM

is that a joke referencing some event at the tim tam factory?

Sheldonrs · 03-22-2011, 01:33 PM

This sounds like my kind of fun:

Gravdigr · 03-22-2011, 03:48 PM

Well, with "The DirtyGirls Presents"...I thought this was gonna be my kinda fun...But then I got to the "Butt-Pounding Fun" and thought:

"Shel, you're on your on..."

GunMaster357 · 03-23-2011, 10:31 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pete Zicato

Who is the guy that put his nuts in the grinder?

footfootfoot · 03-23-2011, 10:43 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GunMaster357

Who is the guy that put his nuts in the grinder?

One day, Bill comes home from the pickle factory where he works and confesses to his wife that he has a terrible urge to stick his penis into the pickle slicer. His wife suggests he see a sex therapist to talk about it, but Bill says he’d be too embarrassed, and he vows to overcome the compulsion on his own. One day a few weeks later, Bill comes home absolutely ashen.

"What’s wrong, Bill?" his wife asks.

"Do you remember that I told you how I had this tremendous urge to put my penis into the pickle slicer?"

"Oh, Bill, you didn’t."

"Yes, I did."

"My God, Bill, what happened?"

"I got fired."

"No, Bill. I mean, what happened with the pickle slicer?"

"Oh... she got fired too."

GunMaster357 · 03-23-2011, 11:29 AM

Big Sarge · 03-25-2011, 01:59 AM

what gives with this sign? is it giving directions to the local ho?

footfootfoot · 03-25-2011, 09:31 AM

You can't have a clousta fuck without a clousta twat.

Rhianne · 03-25-2011, 02:43 PM

Most of the place names on Shetland are Norse in origin.

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03-22-2011, 11:04 AM	#9034
Pete Zicato Turns out my CRS is a symptom of TMB. Join Date: Jan 2010 Location: Chicago suburbs Posts: 2,916	__________________ Talk nerdy to me.

03-22-2011, 12:36 PM	#9037
footfootfoot To shreds, you say? Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: in the house and on the street-how many, many feet we meet! Posts: 18,449	is that a joke referencing some event at the tim tam factory? __________________ The internet is a hateful stew of vomit you can never take completely seriously. - Her Fobs

03-22-2011, 01:33 PM	#9038
Sheldonrs Master Dwellar Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Los Angeles, CA Posts: 4,412	This sounds like my kind of fun: Attached Images __________________ Laugh and the world laughs with you; cry and the world laughs AT you.

03-22-2011, 11:22 AM	#9035
Tulip Professor Join Date: May 2008 Location: Houston, TX Posts: 1,293	My heart skipped a beat.

03-22-2011, 03:48 PM	#9039
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	Well, with "The DirtyGirls Presents"...I thought this was gonna be my kinda fun...But then I got to the "Butt-Pounding Fun" and thought: "Shel, you're on your on..." __________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

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03-25-2011, 01:59 AM	#9043
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03-25-2011, 09:31 AM	#9044
footfootfoot To shreds, you say? Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: in the house and on the street-how many, many feet we meet! Posts: 18,449	You can't have a clousta fuck without a clousta twat. __________________ The internet is a hateful stew of vomit you can never take completely seriously. - Her Fobs

03-25-2011, 02:43 PM	#9045
Rhianne Nearly done. Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Teetering on the edge. Posts: 1,134	Most of the place names on Shetland are Norse in origin.

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