Cock!

monster · 03-03-2015, 08:01 PM

Penises galore, oh my. Plenty of whale wang for those who worship at that altar...

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2015/0...ushpmg00000046

(The average human hardware is actually only a little over 5" long, btw)

lumberjim · 03-03-2015, 08:34 PM

Is length or circumference more important? 4.59"..... Never measured that.....

monster · 03-03-2015, 08:54 PM

Well I think there can be too big or too small in both dimensions, I can't imagine much use for a human penis like a 2 foot pencil or a hockey puck. But maybe I have a limited imagination...

lumberjim · 03-03-2015, 10:21 PM

Beer can?

Gravdigr · 03-03-2015, 11:00 PM

I can fill a tuna can.

glatt · 03-04-2015, 07:37 AM

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No link was found between penis size and race

Huh. Myths appear to not be true.

Edit: and we may as well repost the charts here. These are in cm, folks. I can't visualize cm so well, so I put an inches scale on there too.

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glatt · 03-04-2015, 08:11 AM

Clicking through to the underlying article shows that this was a research study, not a study in the field.

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A search of the medical literature revealed 17 studies with up to 15,521 males who underwent penis size measurements by health professionals using a standard procedure.

What standard procedure? I was picturing how it might be interesting to have a tell-all article "My life as an official measurer." If it was a talented writer, I bet it could be amusing and interesting. Much like the pawnshop thread. So many questions, like how do you make them erect? Does the patient have to do that themselves, or is there some Penthouse Forum style process involving attractive nurses? And how erect is erect? Does a semi count? I imagine patients going to get measured because they are self conscious about their size might also have other issues like erectile dysfunction. There has to be a standard. It there an official bath towel they use to hang off of it? If it can't hold the towel, you can't measure it yet?

Undertoad · 03-04-2015, 09:31 AM

Measure from the anus to just beyond the end of the cock.
- Carolla

Clodfobble · 03-04-2015, 02:17 PM

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Originally Posted by glatt

What standard procedure? I was picturing how it might be interesting to have a tell-all article "My life as an official measurer." If it was a talented writer, I bet it could be amusing and interesting. Much like the pawnshop thread. So many questions, like how do you make them erect? Does the patient have to do that themselves, or is there some Penthouse Forum style process involving attractive nurses? And how erect is erect? Does a semi count? I imagine patients going to get measured because they are self conscious about their size might also have other issues like erectile dysfunction. There has to be a standard. It there an official bath towel they use to hang off of it? If it can't hold the towel, you can't measure it yet?

Every time the anesthesiologist put someone to sleep, the surgical team did a quick fondle and stretch.

Enjoy your tonsillectomy!

Gravdigr · 03-04-2015, 03:11 PM

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Originally Posted by Clodfobble

Every time the anesthesiologist put someone to sleep, the surgical team did a quick fondle and stretch.

I'd go back to that dentist.

xoxoxoBruce · 03-04-2015, 04:15 PM

Ha ha ha, who do you think you'll please with that little thing?

Me.

Sundae · 03-05-2015, 04:09 AM

My favourite sexual organ is the one above the neck.

DanaC · 03-05-2015, 05:25 AM

The chin?

Griff · 03-05-2015, 06:04 AM

The sinus.

fargon · 03-05-2015, 06:15 AM

THe mouth, that is one of my favorites.

03-03-2015, 08:01 PM	#1
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	Cock! Penises galore, oh my. Plenty of whale wang for those who worship at that altar... http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2015/0...ushpmg00000046 (The average human hardware is actually only a little over 5" long, btw) __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

03-03-2015, 08:34 PM	#2
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	Is length or circumference more important? 4.59"..... Never measured that..... __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

03-03-2015, 08:54 PM	#3
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	Well I think there can be too big or too small in both dimensions, I can't imagine much use for a human penis like a 2 foot pencil or a hockey puck. But maybe I have a limited imagination... __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

03-03-2015, 10:21 PM	#4
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	Beer can? __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

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03-04-2015, 09:31 AM	#8
Undertoad Radical Centrist Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Cottage of Prussia Posts: 31,423	Measure from the anus to just beyond the end of the cock. - Carolla

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xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	Ha ha ha, who do you think you'll please with that little thing? Me. __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

03-05-2015, 04:09 AM	#12
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03-05-2015, 06:04 AM	#14
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03-05-2015, 06:15 AM	#15
fargon Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: La Crosse, WI Posts: 8,924	THe mouth, that is one of my favorites. __________________ Annoy the ones that ignore you!!! I live a blessed life I Love my Country, I Fear the Government!!! Heavily medicated for the good of mankind.

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