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Old 01-02-2012, 02:44 AM   #1
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Shakespearean Insult Kit

Just follow the directions.

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Old 01-02-2012, 02:47 AM   #2
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Thou frothy, onion-eyed, canker-blossom.
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Old 01-02-2012, 06:36 AM   #3
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Thou spongy, knotty-pated bum-bailey!
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Old 01-02-2012, 12:52 PM   #4
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I found my favorite, reading straight across:

Surly, rump-fed puttock!
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Old 01-04-2012, 06:19 PM   #5
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My favorite:

Thou crusty botch of nature (Troilus and Cressida)

You can make them up, sure. Or, you can just go steal them!

and, yes, I have the book.
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Old 01-05-2012, 04:48 AM   #6
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Thou mewling, fly-bitten harpy!

I have refridgerator magnets with Shakespearean insults.

"I was looking for a fool when I found you," and such.
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In Barrie's play and novel, the roles of fairies are brief: they are allies to the Lost Boys, the source of fairy dust and ...They are portrayed as dangerous, whimsical and extremely clever but quite hedonistic.

"Shall I give you a kiss?" Peter asked and, jerking an acorn button off his coat, solemnly presented it to her.
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Old 01-05-2012, 04:05 PM   #7
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One of my favorite insults is from the bible: "Oh yes. All wisdom will die with you."
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Old 01-06-2012, 02:50 AM   #8
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One of my favorite insults is from the bible: "Oh yes. All wisdom will die with you."
Imma use that on my kids.


Stupid kids.
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In Barrie's play and novel, the roles of fairies are brief: they are allies to the Lost Boys, the source of fairy dust and ...They are portrayed as dangerous, whimsical and extremely clever but quite hedonistic.

"Shall I give you a kiss?" Peter asked and, jerking an acorn button off his coat, solemnly presented it to her.
—James Barrie


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