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Old 03-11-2008, 04:48 AM   #1
DucksNuts
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Dumped again....

There is really nothing else to add to this trainwreck.

Im going to work with a hangover tomorrow.
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Old 03-11-2008, 05:07 AM   #2
lushchocolateswirl
Hi just me
 
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Bugger!!!

You said again?

Well come on spit it out..............I shall take you through your hour of need.
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Old 03-11-2008, 08:36 AM   #3
Trilby
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oh, Ducky. that sucks. Was it a professor? They are always doing that sort of sucky thing. I'm sorry, sweetie. I love you! talk about it if you wanna. it might help.
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Old 03-11-2008, 08:37 AM   #4
LabRat
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At least you don't have to worry about moving now...
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Old 03-11-2008, 11:34 AM   #5
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That sucks, I'm sorry.
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Old 03-11-2008, 11:44 AM   #6
lookout123
changed his status to single
 
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Stop and think about this for a minute ducks - would you really want to waste one more minute of your time with a guy that stupid? This guy is so mentally deficient that he just let go of you. Sounds like an idiot to me.
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Old 03-11-2008, 11:47 AM   #7
Shawnee123
Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya?
 
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Bravo, cousin! Couldn't have said it better myself.
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Old 03-11-2008, 02:08 PM   #8
kerosene
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I am sorry Ducks. He was just not a worthy man for a goddess such as yourself.
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Old 03-11-2008, 02:38 PM   #9
skysidhe
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rats
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Old 03-11-2008, 02:46 PM   #10
Cicero
Looking forward to open mic night.
 
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I'm breaking up with case for neglecting me and the cellar. Labber is about to get the axe too but doesn't know it yet. Oh hai.

Didn't see you guys there. I hardly recognize you anymore...

Hey ducks..you are smart and you are a hotty. Seems like only walking human fart bags can't handle that.
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Old 03-11-2008, 03:11 PM   #11
Clodfobble
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Hope you feel better soon, Ducks.
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Old 03-11-2008, 03:47 PM   #12
lumberjim
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Cicero View Post
walking human fart bags
This a euphamism for 'man'?
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Old 03-11-2008, 04:36 PM   #13
Cicero
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Some people are just fart bags. The personality of a real stinker...If I have to spell out my metaphors..I actually ripped it off a comedian.
He does a joke about his wife farting in the car before dropping it at valet parking....She says: They are going to think you did it. He says: of course they are going to think I did it...I look like a fart. I look like a big bag of farts...

And he does look like a bag full of farts...

Oh you were asking because I'm sexist..now I remember...
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Old 03-11-2008, 04:40 PM   #14
DanaC
We have to go back, Kate!
 
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I know it's a cliche but, Ducks, this is his loss. What a loser to let you out of his life. *hugs*
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Old 03-11-2008, 07:59 PM   #15
jinx
Come on, cat.
 
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So are you gonna go all 'woman scorned' on his ass? I bet you could get some good ideas here....

Quote:
He says: of course they are going to think I did it...I look like a fart. I look like a big bag of farts...
I've seen that guy, he totally does. Hilarious.
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