Somebody 'Splain Me ...

[wolf]

Okay, I just don't get this one ...

Why is it that there are guys who never went to college, in fact, never graduated high school, never played any sports in their brief, undistinguished high school career, never were scouted for a college team, and never experieced a heart-wrenching knee injury in the last big game of their senior year and never were able to live their dream as a college and later professional athlete, none of that stuff on the table here ... why does this anthropoid display an undying devotion to a college football team, festooning his home with banners, pillows, front door mats, wearing hats, jerseys and jackets with the name of the team and it's quite recognizable logo, including having a tattoo commemorating his devotion? To top it off, is not Catholic and has never lived in Indiana.