6/7/2006: Most tattooed man Lucky Diamond Rich

No more entries please we have a winner. In fact, there is no need for anyone ever to get another tattoo, as you can't possibly match this guy no matter what you do or how hardass you think you are. Thanks to axlrosen who sends these two shots along and warns, "...don't go looking for other images of him unless you want to find some gross stuff." I heeded his warning, but perhaps others of you do not want to.

PINK nailbeds?! Slacker.

I wonder if a Black man could do this with white ink?
Aussies are strange.

Anyone play Oblivion? He looks just like a Xivilai.

Does anyone else find this boring? Give me Bradbury/Steiger any day. I can see solid black just looking into the night sky.

Actually, speaking of the night sky, it looks like it isn't solid black - he's got some constellations on there.

After he was completely tattooed, he started on scarification to add variety.

I checked out his site and a couple of others ... the progression was somewhat gradual, starting with more regular sorts of tattoos.

He could be outdone by someone with more surface area.

Just another one of the things I just don't get.

I bet he hates it if you go up to him, point to someplace random, and say "you missed a spot."

*bursts out laughing*

I can just see that....

*points to the small of his back* hey, you missed a spot, man!
"What? I did? Where?!" *spends all day trying to see*

Anyone notice the guy with the T-shirt that says "I just wanna fuck" is, like, the LEAST likely guy anyone would fuck?

Yick.

What , not even if you got to do it in the Belaire Room , Brianna ?

Would it kill these guys to hit the gym? I mean, they obviously aren't opposed to the idea of a little pain, for appearances sake, right? I'm just sayin' if I was gonna be takin' my shirt off for strangers, it's not like I'd wanna be Mr.Olympia or anything, but come on! And what's with the Darth Maul teeth?!

Look at the photograph again , Brianna .

In my defense, I've Finals today.

You need fresh air , not the Belaire then .

Good luck in your finals !

Would it kill these guys to hit the gym?

doesn't the fact that his tattoos are blue mean that they were done in prison? or am I making that up?

I think you're making that up, Guess.

I wounder , ,,, Damn I don't WANT to but I wounder just how complete the COVERAGE is ?? : puke :

What's with the black tape on the wall behind them? Must be their nicknames, but I'd hardly thought "Lucky" would be an appropriate one!