6/30/2006: Snail reach

xoB sent along this set, which must be consumed as a set. It's otherwise undocumented. Happy Friday.

Good for it! Unfortunately, I doubt that slat 2 will have anything for it that slat 1 didn't.

"Whew! I need a cigarette after that. "

[Pats left pocket.] [Pats right pocket.]

"Now where did I leave my cigs..."

[Looks back over shoulder]

"Awwwww... gawd-damnit!"

why did the snail cross the gap?

(insert own punchline here)

I just know this is going to inspire someone to create a Snail Olympics, complete with little flags and numbers painted on their shells

When my favorite shrink retires he is going to raise snails.

This should serve as an inspiration to him.

If I had snail races, I would paint an "S" on one of the shells, and then I would say, hey, look at that S-car-go.

(joke first learned in 6th grade; been waiting to use it)

Now, how long did that take? THAT is the question.

Let this be a reminder to all athletes that it is important to s-t-r-e-t-c-h before exercise.

Snails.


Fookin' Gross.

He might have been able to jump it it he wasn't carrying his house.and had legs

Mmmmmyummysnails...lotsa garlic...swaddled in butter...

Well, somebody had to say it!

Presumably Mr. Snail didn't stay on slat 2 forever. I wonder how many times he had to make that "leap"? And did he make it every time?

if that's the kind of snail i think it is it can't be eaten. they are all over ca... french brought them over to eat but brought the wrong ones. thus my grudge against the french.

First posted here:
http://cuteoverload.com/


For an added bonus, look at the third post down.

What was first posted there?
The third post down is a miniature horse.

Sorry, my post was outdated in about 20 mins. They posted the cat v bear pic that UT covered first.

Ah yes, 5th post down.

and the winner is.....

Why didn't Mister Snail just crawl onto the board underneath him and back up? I mean, if he had fallen it's not like he had far to go.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pancake Man First posted here: http://cuteoverload.com/ For an added bonus, look at the third post down.

I thought that was food overlord. As in evil overlord, or a zeppelinesque
"we are your foodoverlords
On we eat, with threshing forks
our only goal will be something that rhymes with forks"

Dorks.

The western dorks?