Undertoad Friday Dec 1 09:03 AM
December 1, 2006: Mule deer buck sports hair net
Elspode Friday Dec 1 09:11 AM
These bucks today...when I was young, no self-respecting young deer would allow themselves to wear something like that. Bet he secretly wishes he was a doe. Hmpf.
footfootfoot Friday Dec 1 09:12 AM
He was probably in the middle of helping some grandma ball up skeins of yarn when he got spooked and ran off.
Shawnee123 Friday Dec 1 09:19 AM
Next thing you know he'll want same sex marriage!
ajaccio Friday Dec 1 09:20 AM
I hope that between now and the time that he drops those antlers he doesn't get that net caught in anything like tree branches. I can imagine him getting really trapped. That could be the end for him if it happens. Then he'd be just one more stastistic of a wild creature brought down by human garbage.
chrisinhouston Friday Dec 1 09:48 AM
I have an uncle up in Minnesota who was fishing on the Snake river a few years ago when a big buck jumped into the river and began to cross it. Some how he got the fishing line tangled in his antlers and took off with the lure hanging from his rack after the line broke. My uncle got written up in the local paper with his story and he asked that if anyone shot a buck with a Rapalla lure attached to the antlers to please return it to him.
laebedahs Friday Dec 1 09:56 AM
Cute story, chrisinhouston.
glatt Friday Dec 1 09:59 AM
So what the hell was that tangled mess on his antlers? A hammock? There's a clasp or a carabiner hanging off the mess on the right side. Theories?
Undertoad Friday Dec 1 10:14 AM
I should have noted in my stuff that it was a volleyball net.
dar512 Friday Dec 1 10:15 AM
It's obvious that the buck migrated from Jamaica. He's Rasta.
Spexxvet Friday Dec 1 10:21 AM
I've seen a guy with a toupee that looks like that.
Trilby Friday Dec 1 10:48 AM
Guys will do anything for attention.
Trilby Friday Dec 1 10:50 AM
I can imagine what the chick deer are thinking: "you know, I would mate with that guy over there, but what's with the antlers? I don't want to put a kid through that!"
Happy Monkey Friday Dec 1 11:04 AM
You never know - all the finest does might just think that's the hottest thing ever, and next rutting season the bucks will strip the suburbs of all volleyball netting.
StarshipEx Friday Dec 1 11:09 AM
bottom line: if you're a buck, just don't play volleyball
Shawnee123 Friday Dec 1 11:14 AM
Here come the fashion copycats
dar512 Friday Dec 1 02:02 PM
The chicks are eating it up. I keep telling you, it's dreads.
CaliforniaMama Friday Dec 1 05:32 PM
xoxoxoBruce Friday Dec 1 07:20 PM
I wonder how they shed their antlers? It's hard to believe that both antlers magically drop off at the same time. More likely it would be at least a day or two between them.
Beestie Friday Dec 1 07:51 PM
NEWSFrom the Kansas State Department of Education
120 SE 10th Ave., Topeka, KS 66612-1182Public Information (785) 296-3723
November 29, 2006
For Immediate Release
Karla S. Denny, Coordinator
Communications & Recognition Programs
Kansas State Department of Education
Purple Volleyball Nets
Prohibited in Kansas Public School System
Topeka – Effective immediately, the Kansas Board of Education is banning the use of all purple volleyball nets until the effects of said purple netting on the Satanic desires of young boys to become young ladies can be determined with biblical precision.
That and carbon dating was invented by the devil. Which makes sense. Carbon being the residue of burnt stuff. And all burnt stuff comes from hell. Where it got burnt.
SPUCK Saturday Dec 2 05:30 AM
He seems not the least bit perturbed.
rkzenrage Saturday Dec 2 02:09 PM
wolf Saturday Dec 2 02:13 PM
rkzenrage Saturday Dec 2 05:07 PM
One should not treat electronics like that!
cowgirl22 Thursday Dec 20 03:48 PM
you know, purple is the color of royalty! i think he's cute!
sweetwater Thursday Dec 20 04:08 PM
i think he's going for that Marge Simpson look. i cannot offer any explanation about why he would, though.
ZenGum Friday Dec 21 11:49 AM