Undertoad Thursday Jan 18 01:27 PMJanuary 18, 2007: Bee attack!

xoB finds this item at the watermarked MediaPost.net, but the images there were poorly handled and wound up stretched. I've used Photoshop's Transform to return them to viewable status.
At first you think it's graphic, but it's not really; just something that'll invoke fear in the hardest of us, and sympathy in the coldest of us.

The story:
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Bee Attack Story By Ron Hatch
Was having late lunch at the Zion Road when I witnessed an elderly woman being attacked by bees just outside the hawker centre. At first, I thought it was flies. The lady tried to fan off the bees with a towel and wanted to enter the hawker centre for shelter. Frightened hawkers and patrons shouted at her to run to somewhere less crowded. She stood there helplessly while the little insects stung and finding their way into her ears, nose and mouth. Some hawkers tried to help by fanning off the bees with burning newspaper. Another person from the coffee shop across the street splashed water on her. Finally, she ran across the street towards Great World City where someone had set up a little fire and smoke. After the ordeal, her face and limps were full of bee-stings. The poor lady wanted to just walk away on her own to seek treatment from a nearby private clinic. The ambulance arrived just then and passersby advised her to seek treatment from the hospital.
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lumberjim Thursday Jan 18 01:37 PMoh, those cowardly f**kers!
the amzing thing is that she stopped to pick her nose in the midst of the attack. must have been a troublesome booger.
Shawnee123 Thursday Jan 18 01:39 PM
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After the ordeal, her face and limps were full of bee-stings
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I HATE it when bees get in my limps. 
Flint Thursday Jan 18 01:40 PMinsert joke here:
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Beestie Thursday Jan 18 01:42 PMThat's awful but she doesn't look all that bad - she must have leather for skin. What kind of bees were they and why did they go after her. She wouldn't be standing there like that if they were killer bees but regular honey bees usually won't attack randomly.
Shawnee123 Thursday Jan 18 01:43 PM
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Originally Posted by Flint
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"I stung some Asian woman and now I'm going to diiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiieeeee"
Flint Thursday Jan 18 01:45 PM
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Originally Posted by Beestie
...why did they go after her.
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IE, What's in the bag, Granny?
Edit: Do you know something you're not telling us, Beetsie ???
Shawnee123 Thursday Jan 18 01:49 PM?????
wolf Thursday Jan 18 02:04 PMWe call it canola, Shawnee. They mean the plant, not the activity.
Trilby Thursday Jan 18 02:07 PMI thought we called it maize?
wolf Thursday Jan 18 02:08 PMGiven the look of the Do Not Enter sign, and the use of the word "hawkers" and proper pluralization of "passersby," I conclude that this did not take place anywhere in the U.S. Is there the same problem with Africanized bees elsewhere in the world?
Shawnee123 Thursday Jan 18 02:27 PM
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Originally Posted by wolf
We call it canola, Shawnee. They mean the plant, not the activity.
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(I know, I was kiddin') 
mrputter Thursday Jan 18 02:28 PM
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Originally Posted by wolf
conclude that this did not take place anywhere
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Singapore.
Used to live there. I've been to that hawker center a number of times at Zion & Orchard Roads across from (what is now) Great World City (used to be... Centrepoint? Or right next to it? Anyway.)
However, I cannot claim to know much about Singaporean bee behaviour.
(Edit: Arrgh. River Valley Rd., not Orchard Rd. Been a while.)
ferret88 Thursday Jan 18 03:11 PMWonder if she was wearing, as is stereotypical, WAY TOO MUCH of that floral old-lady perfume...
Trilby Thursday Jan 18 03:25 PMsome things we can assume based upon her pic--she is NO slave to fashion and, judging by her shoes, she's a hippie.
She may very well be diabetic. Check the legs.
Shawnee123 Thursday Jan 18 03:38 PM
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Originally Posted by Flint
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I'm in ur Singapore, stingin' ur azzzzzz" ?
Lisau Thursday Jan 18 04:46 PMShe looks so calm to me.
Why is that?
Shawnee123 Thursday Jan 18 04:53 PMBee endorphins (also known as beendorphins.)
Welcome to the Cellar!
OpalWater Thursday Jan 18 05:30 PMThis picture terrified me into posting a response. That's a first. It could just be 'cause I'm insanely allergic to insects. If I had been this little old lady I would have been dead. 
Beestie Thursday Jan 18 06:12 PM
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Originally Posted by Flint
Edit: Do you know something you're not telling us, Beetsie ???
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They are my minions.
They do my bidding.
World domination to come.
I suck at haiku.
yesman065 Thursday Jan 18 06:50 PMThey were headed straight through her nose to her neocortix - nevermind - thats another thread. Although thats how some perfumes smell.
ashke Thursday Jan 18 07:40 PMYikes, bees in Singapore? Hope I never meet any of those buggers...
xoxoxoBruce Thursday Jan 18 07:53 PMWelcome to the cellar OpalWater.
And a second to Shawnee's welcome of Lisau.
I've had a reaction to Hornets a couple of times, but I should think that many stings would make anyone pretty puffy.
SydneyBoy Thursday Jan 18 07:59 PM
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Originally Posted by lumberjim
the amzing thing is that she stopped to pick her nose in the midst of the attack. must have been a troublesome booger.
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hehe you made me giggle out loud in the office. also a little bit of wee came out but that seems to be happening fairly often these days.
lumberjim Thursday Jan 18 09:04 PMi love making pee come out! thanks for sharing that with me! no, really! yay! pee!
DucksNuts Thursday Jan 18 10:10 PMPee's a good thing?
lumberjim Friday Jan 19 01:33 AMmaking someone laugh so hard that they pee is. c'mon, you've let a little out reading stuff on here once or twice haven't you? I know I make Aliantha pee all the time. she thinks i'm hysterical.
Lisau Friday Jan 19 08:27 AM
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Originally Posted by Shawnee123
Bee endorphins (also known as beendorphins.)
Welcome to the Cellar!
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Thank you 
astrodex Friday Jan 19 09:55 AM
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Originally Posted by lumberjim
making someone laugh so hard that they pee is. c'mon, you've let a little out reading stuff on here once or twice haven't you? I know I make Aliantha pee all the time. she thinks i'm hysterical.
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There's not much challenge in making a woman who has given birth pee her pants. Believe me...I know.
Was that too much information?
wolf Friday Jan 19 03:01 PM
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Originally Posted by OpalWater
This picture terrified me into posting a response. That's a first. It could just be 'cause I'm insanely allergic to insects. If I had been this little old lady I would have been dead. 
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My favorite shrink tells me, everytime he sees "beestings" listed as an allergy on a chart, that everyone is allergic to beestings, it's just a matter of degree.
tulzscha Friday Jan 19 06:46 PMHow dare we make fun of the poor lady's execution. Cut down, in broad daylight...
Not dead? But, as you can clearly see in the second picture, she's been gruesomely bee-headed!
DucksNuts Sunday Jan 21 06:49 PM
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Originally Posted by lumberjim
c'mon, you've let a little out reading stuff on here once or twice haven't you? I know I make Aliantha pee all the time. she thinks i'm hysterical.
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Umm, I havent pee'd or leaked out any orifices....well....snorting stuff out my nose doesnt count, does it?
Horse riders = pelvic floor of steel baby!!!
rkzenrage Sunday Jan 21 06:50 PMI have very little sympathy for cowards.
Those people who did not help her should be prosecuted. Many states have laws regarding that. I think there should be a Federal law.
richlevy Sunday Jan 21 06:59 PM
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Originally Posted by Beestie
They are my minions.
They do my bidding.
World domination to come.
I suck at haiku.
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Blameless are the bees.
Most loyal subjects are they.
I am the bee king.
yesman065 Sunday Jan 21 09:24 PM
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Originally Posted by DucksNuts
Pelvic floor of steel baby!!!
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Thats a tagline for all time!!
DucksNuts Monday Jan 22 05:57 AMIt just sounds so....wrong
Deuce Monday Jan 22 11:30 AM
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Originally Posted by richlevy
Blameless are the bees.
Most loyal subjects are they.
I am the bee king. 
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There is no bee king
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We live only for the Queen.
None shall rule but she.
Aliantha Monday Jan 22 11:00 PMYes LJ...you make me piss myself laughing every day. You're so funny I just can't help myself.
*wonders where the depends are*
Explicit Wednesday Jan 24 05:59 PMHoly shitballs
SPUCK Thursday Jan 25 04:17 AMWe need a collection to get Aliantha some Depends.

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