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   Undertoad  Tuesday May 8 08:29 AM

May 8, 2007: Paris Hilton autopsy art [sorta NSFW]



Suggested by Cloud, thanks! She's not dead, and we actually don't wish she were, except that we do wish her career as an abrupt an ending as possible. With her recent jail sentence, we all fiercely enjoyed a judge wiping her little trademark smirk right off her face. It may be at least the end of this phase of her fame.

Other than that, you are familiar with the drill: what we have here is art, a work by one Daniel Edwards; at least that's the pretense for presenting this Paris Hilton model. It's shown here as a pre-finished form clay model. The completed item will feature an abdominal cavity, which people can reach into and remove her internal organs.

The entire thing is wrapped in a theme, as the woman is to have died in a drunk driving accident.

Quote:
Paris Hilton's naked "corpse" could provide an invaluable service to students preparing for prom this season. An interactive Public Service Announcement featuring the graphic display of a tiara-wearing, autopsied Paris Hilton with removable innards is designed to warn teenagers of the hazards of underage drinking. The display also features Tinkerbell, Hilton's forlorn pet Chihuahua with matching tiara, and debuts in the trendy Williamsburg, Brooklyn neighborhood where prom-goers frequently dine, courtesy of Capla Kesting Fine Art.

"Campaign to Rescue Women of Youth" featuring "The Paris Hilton Autopsy" offers a cadaveric nude Paris Hilton, laid out with twisted body and opened abdominal cavity on a coroner's table, while her cell phone remains in her grip. The 'unglamorous' display which includes support material from Mothers Against Drunk Driving (MADD) counters "the disturbingly glamorized trend of Hollywood's 'girls gone wild'," according to gallery director, David Kesting.
And there's a twist:
Quote:
With Paris's legs splayed in stirrups for postmortem pelvic examination, the "Hilton Autopsy" tragically reveals drunk driving's heartbreaking collateral damage - a "double abortion" of fetal twins discovered in her uterus.
The exhibit opens in Brooklyn on Friday.


soybean  Tuesday May 8 09:24 AM

Call me a Republican or something...

Q: What is the difference between Paris Hilton and either of the Bush twins?

A: Paris Hilton has a job. Love her "product" or hate it, she has enough of an audience that she hosted Saturday Night Live. The woman is gainfully employed.



Sheldonrs  Tuesday May 8 10:12 AM

Quote:
Originally Posted by soybean View Post
Q: What is the difference between Paris Hilton and either of the Bush twins?

A: Paris Hilton has a job. Love her "product" or hate it, she has enough of an audience that she hosted Saturday Night Live. The woman is gainfully employed.
She is also a racist, snob, bitch and deserves more than 45 days in prison.
I hope she has to share a cell with someone serving time for killing a child while driving drunk. Maybe then it will dawn on her that you don't drink and drive.


milkfish  Tuesday May 8 10:31 AM

Ew. At least it isn't going to be made of chocolate. (I hope.)



Trilby  Tuesday May 8 11:19 AM

"...reveals drunk driving's heartbreaking collateral damage"? Chuh!

More likely the pose is simply convenient for all those dry-humping quasi-artist-types out there.



Sheldonrs  Tuesday May 8 11:24 AM

Quote:
Originally Posted by Brianna View Post
"...reveals drunk driving's heartbreaking collateral damage"? Chuh!

More likely the pose is simply convenient for all those dry-humping quasi-artist-types out there.
Actually it's posed that way to reflect the real Paris.


xoxoxoBruce  Tuesday May 8 11:48 AM

Welcome to the Cellar, soybean.
Her position as a teacher is very valuable to society, being an excellent example of money doesn't equal brains or class.
She also gives everyone an opportunity to realize if they give two shits about what she is doing, with whom, or where, they need to get a life.



Hyoi  Tuesday May 8 12:19 PM

More likely the pose is simply convenient for all those dry-humping quasi-artist-types out there.......Brianna

Damn it, Brianna. Couldn't you have waited until the show was over? Now what am I gonna do?



Hime  Tuesday May 8 12:55 PM

Quote:
Originally Posted by soybean View Post
Q: What is the difference between Paris Hilton and either of the Bush twins?

A: Paris Hilton has a job. Love her "product" or hate it, she has enough of an audience that she hosted Saturday Night Live. The woman is gainfully employed.
At least one of the Bush twins has a job -- she's a public school teacher in DC. Hard job, trust me.

Also, while I support the anti-drunk-driving message, this is gross. They should have just made an anonymous victim, not violated the privacy of a real person.


xoxoxoBruce  Tuesday May 8 02:38 PM

Quote:
Originally Posted by Hime View Post
At least one of the Bush twins has a job -- she's a public school teacher in DC. Hard job, trust me.
I hope she has a security detail.


TheMercenary  Tuesday May 8 02:51 PM

I think she is hot and represents women well. Oh, that and she shaves her crotch.



Trilby  Tuesday May 8 02:55 PM

Quote:
Originally Posted by TheMercenary View Post
I think she is hot and represents women well.

Yeah, very much like how Mike Tyson represents men well.


Hime  Tuesday May 8 06:04 PM

Quote:
Originally Posted by TheMercenary View Post
I think she is hot and represents women well. Oh, that and she shaves her crotch.
I am confused about the "representing women well" comment. Also, don't most women shave/wax their crotches?


soybean  Tuesday May 8 09:33 PM

yer absolutely right

Quote:
Originally Posted by Hime View Post
At least one of the Bush twins has a job -- she's a public school teacher in DC. Hard job, trust me.

Also, while I support the anti-drunk-driving message, this is gross. They should have just made an anonymous victim, not violated the privacy of a real person.
thank you for setting me straight. indeed, a quick google and the washington post sez both twins are involved in education. Jenna is a teacher. Barbara.. ?? i couldn't tell. all this active contribution to society must be due to Laura's influence.

I agree that teaching children is a tough job. Don't believe i could do it.

Paris Hilton does have a fan base. i don't understand it either, but then, i never understood what kept Madonna on stage thru the '80's, either.


Beestie  Tuesday May 8 09:43 PM

Let's not confuse Madonna with Paris Hilton - Madonna has talent. She's an irreverent dingbat but she has talent.



kerosene  Tuesday May 8 10:39 PM

Madonna and Paris Hilton have a similar talent for attracting attention. They go about it in slightly different ways, but they don't seem worlds apart, to me.



monster  Tuesday May 8 10:40 PM

Quote:
Originally Posted by soybean View Post
Paris Hilton does have a fan base. i don't understand it either
if you don't have a base for your fans, they will become mini indoor airboats and trash your decoration.


xoxoxoBruce  Wednesday May 9 12:23 AM

Quote:
Originally Posted by soybean View Post
snip~ Paris Hilton does have a fan base. i don't understand it either, but then, i never understood what kept Madonna on stage thru the '80's, either.
So does Anna Nicole Smith and she's dead, for cryin' out loud.


Crimson Ghost  Wednesday May 9 05:02 AM

How is it that Paris Hilton is so gawddam famous, and has a face like a baboons infected ass, yet truly beautiful women like Justine Greiner disappear and no-one knows where they are.



SPUCK  Wednesday May 9 07:01 AM

Who Her?!?!?!
http://images.google.com/imgres?imgu...%3Den%26sa%3DG



magilla  Wednesday May 9 08:04 AM

Quote:
Originally Posted by Hime View Post
At least one of the Bush twins has a job -- she's a public school teacher in DC. Hard job, trust me.

Also, while I support the anti-drunk-driving message, this is gross. They should have just made an anonymous victim, not violated the privacy of a real person.
I agree it's gross, but privacy? Paris Hilton voluntarily surrendered her privacy years ago.

(And teaching public school isn't nearly as difficult when you have a pair of heavily armed Secret Service agents in the classroom with you


monster  Wednesday May 9 08:05 AM

Quote:
Originally Posted by Hime View Post
don't most women shave/wax their crotches?



Hime  Wednesday May 9 11:08 AM

Quote:
Originally Posted by magilla View Post
I agree it's gross, but privacy? Paris Hilton voluntarily surrendered her privacy years ago.

(And teaching public school isn't nearly as difficult when you have a pair of heavily armed Secret Service agents in the classroom with you
If you mean the sex tape, I don't think it was her choice to release that to the public -- in fact, I think she sued over it.

And despite what you may have heard, kids here in DC do not all come to school with Uzis. The challenge is dealing with misplaced funding, the beyond-disorganized city council, and the fact that kids growing up in the inner city haven't necessarily seen any evidence that education will get them anywhere. I'm not sure how much having Secret Service agents will help with that.


Hime  Wednesday May 9 11:09 AM

Quote:
Originally Posted by monster View Post
I might be wrong, I've just heard so many times that it's weird/gross/appalling when we don't that I thought it must be a majority thing. I don't get the opportunity to see a lot of naked women, honestly.


Emrikol  Wednesday May 9 11:46 AM

That's Hot

*rimshot*



xoxoxoBruce  Wednesday May 9 04:13 PM

Quote:
Originally Posted by Hime View Post
I am confused about the "representing women well" comment. Also, don't most women shave/wax their crotches?
Haven't you seen the Spencer Tunick pictures ?


monster  Wednesday May 9 08:23 PM

Quote:
Originally Posted by Hime View Post
I might be wrong, I've just heard so many times that it's weird/gross/appalling when we don't that I thought it must be a majority thing. I don't get the opportunity to see a lot of naked women, honestly.
Maybe bald babes don't change in communal locker rooms, but I wouldn't say it's the norm, although I can't claim to have studied the topic in depth. Perhaps I should hire a toddler to do it -they can get away with staring. Will someone please post bail for me? Time for a poll methinks -or have we already done this one?


TheMercenary  Wednesday May 9 09:10 PM

Quote:
Originally Posted by Hime View Post
I might be wrong, I've just heard so many times that it's weird/gross/appalling when we don't that I thought it must be a majority thing. I don't get the opportunity to see a lot of naked women, honestly.
I see a shit load of them at work and I got to tell ya, the PH's of the world are refreshing.


monster  Wednesday May 9 09:51 PM

Isn't lusting after a hairless hoohaa a little pedophiliac?



TheMercenary  Wednesday May 9 09:56 PM

Quote:
Originally Posted by monster View Post
Isn't lusting after a hairless hoohaa a little pedophiliac?
Really it just saves on dental floss and tooth picks, therefore, doing my part to lessen the effects on global warming.


monster  Wednesday May 9 09:58 PM

ah, here we go. It's because you're younger than me, hime.

http://www.azcentral.com/style/artic...brazilian.html

I still reckon the swimmers with the brazilian must not be confident enough to change in public, though.....



kerosene  Thursday May 10 01:36 AM

Why has nobody mentioned the ouch factor involved here?



Undertoad  Thursday May 10 07:45 AM

I demand that it's not pedophilic, it's just nice to see the whole thing. We males are highly visual creatures.

and much better for that deep, lasting, satisfying oral which drives my gal insane



xoxoxoBruce  Thursday May 10 06:36 PM

It's just nice to see the hole thing?



Hime  Friday May 11 01:21 PM

Quote:
Originally Posted by TheMercenary View Post
I see a shit load of them at work and I got to tell ya, the PH's of the world are refreshing.
Ok, I gotta ask. Where do you work?!


bluecuracao  Saturday May 12 12:07 AM

Quote:
Originally Posted by Hime View Post
If you mean the sex tape, I don't think it was her choice to release that to the public -- in fact, I think she sued over it.
Well, she made quite a bit of money off of it, but claimed not to keep any of it. I think the lawsuit was a publicity stunt--the tape is distributed by a major company, and is legal as far as the industry is concerned.


Crimson Ghost  Saturday May 12 10:51 PM

Wasn't it the same company that released the Pam/Tommy tape?



Elspode  Saturday May 12 11:44 PM

Quote:
Originally Posted by case View Post
Why has nobody mentioned the ouch factor involved here?
Last year at Festival, we did full Brazilians on two of our members...two *male* members, creatures not usually accustomed to such pain.

They did it to raise money for a children's playground at the Pagan camp. They raised over $1,000.00 by setting up a goal whereby, if reached, they would in fact get the Brazilians. They set the goal at $500, thinking there was no way they'd get that. The rest of us, their friends, set about scheming and plotting how to make sure we hit the goal. We did so by having comely wenchs perform erotic temple dances for money, and also by selling private, limited seating to watch the event in person instead of listening over Pagan Radio. Oh...and we videotaped it, and broadcast it over radio as it ocurred. I was the color commentator. I said "ouch" a lot, and "its for the children" even more.


xoxoxoBruce  Sunday May 13 06:08 AM

God damn, Els... reading that gave me a feeling I haven't had since the news media described Ronald Reagan's catheterizing procedure.



Sheldonrs  Sunday May 13 01:09 PM

Quote:
Originally Posted by xoxoxoBruce View Post
God damn, Els... reading that gave me a feeling I haven't had since the news media described Ronald Reagan's catheterizing procedure.
Wanna hear about mine?


xoxoxoBruce  Sunday May 13 03:07 PM

NOoOOOOOoOOOOOoOOOoOOoo.....slam



Undertoad  Monday May 14 08:04 AM



From the actual exhibit, which opened.



Crimson Ghost  Monday May 14 11:45 PM

Mmmmm..... Braaaaaiiiiiiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnnnnssssssssss....

Oh, wait. It's Paris Hilton.
Brains don't factor into it.



BigV  Tuesday May 15 01:03 AM

Quote:
Originally Posted by monster View Post
Maybe bald babes don't change in communal locker rooms, but I wouldn't say it's the norm, although I can't claim to have studied the topic in depth. Perhaps I should hire a toddler to do it -they can get away with staring. Will someone please post bail for me? Time for a poll methinks -or have we already done this one?
You're kinda new here. So, I'll give you a straight answer to your question: yes.


mitheral  Tuesday May 15 09:14 PM

Welcome soybean.

Quote:
Originally Posted by Hime View Post
Also, while I support the anti-drunk-driving message, this is gross. They should have just made an anonymous victim, not violated the privacy of a real person.
But then we wouldn't be talking about the sculpture.

Quote:
Originally Posted by Elspode View Post
Last year at Festival,[...] We did so by having comely wenchs perform erotic temple dances for money
Esplode's Festivals sound a lot more fun than anything I've been to.


monster  Tuesday May 15 09:55 PM

Quote:
Originally Posted by BigV View Post
You're kinda new here. So, I'll give you a straight answer to your question: yes.
Was that yes, you'll post bail, or yes. Mrs Lookout goes for the Brazilian?


rockerreds  Saturday May 19 06:26 PM

Quote:
Originally Posted by Crimson Ghost View Post
How is it that Paris Hilton is so gawddam famous, and has a face like a baboons infected ass, yet truly beautiful women like Justine Greiner disappear and no-one knows where they are.
Thank you for mentioning Justine Greiner,one of my all-time favorite Playmates.


Crimson Ghost  Saturday May 19 07:22 PM

She's been a fav of mine since 1984.

(Shit. Seeing it in print, I feel old.)



kerosene  Monday May 21 09:20 PM

Quote:
Originally Posted by Undertoad View Post


From the actual exhibit, which opened.
Is it me, or is she missing a breast?


xoxoxoBruce  Monday May 21 11:04 PM

The dog is hiding the point.



TheMercenary  Wednesday May 23 11:52 PM

Ok, that is nasty.



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