Undertoad Wednesday Aug 8 05:14 PMAugust 8, 2007: Giant lego man (is crushing your head)

Axlrosen points this item out from the Chicago Tribune, where the full story is nothing but a caption:
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A huge Lego man is seen at the beach of Zandvoort in the Netherlands, where the owners of a beach pub discovered it on Aug. 07, 2007. Nobody seemed to know where it came from.
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Remember when newspaper people knew how to write? Googling around for more info, it turns out that this giant didn't show up all... erect, and stuff, he actually just washed ashore on Tuesday. No explanation.

It had to be on purpose, don't you think?
xoxoxoBruce Wednesday Aug 8 05:23 PMGiant Lego man washed up on Dutch beachPosted Wed Aug 8, 2007 6:03am AEST
Washed up: Children play around the giant Lego man (Reuters: Paul Vreeker)
A giant, smiling Lego man has been fished out of the sea in the Dutch resort of Zandvoort.
Workers at a drinks stall rescued the 2.5-metre tall model, which had a yellow head and blue torso.
"We saw something bobbing about in the sea and we decided to take it out of the water," said a stall worker. "It was a life-sized Lego toy."
A woman nearby added: "I saw the Lego toy floating towards the beach from the direction of England."
The toy was later placed in front of the drinks stall.
-Reuters
glatt Wednesday Aug 8 05:29 PMFloating from England, eh?
spudcon Wednesday Aug 8 06:01 PM
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Floating from England, eh?
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When something washes up on the beach, how do you tell it came from the direction of England? It's probably like a Trojan horse, but is filled with angry elm tree seeds, looking to get even for Dutch Elm disease.
DanaC Wednesday Aug 8 06:02 PMHah. So that's where Ego went.....yeah....we all had a big fuckin party last week...the whole country, and Ego figured he'd buzz the Dutch for a laff.
xoxoxoBruce Wednesday Aug 8 06:14 PMI guess we can't eat this one.
I was wondering if it was part of a set... where are #s 1 through 8?
Elspode Wednesday Aug 8 07:43 PMIsn't anyone going to ask why someone has graphically inserted "No real than you are" on the picture of the front of this thing?
DanaC Wednesday Aug 8 07:55 PMOhhhh, so glad you can see that too!.....didn't want to say y'know...
Slight Wednesday Aug 8 08:09 PM
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Originally Posted by Elspode
Isn't anyone going to ask why someone has graphically inserted "No real than you are" on the picture of the front of this thing?
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it not inserted, look here, it just looks that way because its so in focus while everything else isn't, because its not actually lego, because its a jpeg and because it's missing the word 'more'.
DanaC Wednesday Aug 8 08:14 PMWhy is it missing the word 'more'?
claynjen Wednesday Aug 8 08:27 PMdid anyone notice that the girl on the left in the 2nd pic was actually copping a feel?
BeltNah Wednesday Aug 8 09:18 PMQuestion
I found this yesterday also and wanted to give a link for the page and pictures so that it could be used for an image of the day but couldn't find out how to enter it.. If I find something interesting who do I tell?
xoxoxoBruce Wednesday Aug 8 09:27 PMEmail Undertoad.
Kingswood Thursday Aug 9 01:05 AMMeanwhile, somewhere in England, there is a giant lego house with a giant lego woman wondering where her husband has got to.
DanaC Thursday Aug 9 05:19 AMhahaha. Funny Kingswood
Chickenings Thursday Aug 9 06:45 AMSeems like it is an actual thing:
http://www.egoleonard.com/
And just on the off-chance your Dutch isn't quite fluent just yet, here's a bit of what it says...
"My name is Ego Leonard and I greet you from the virtual world. A world which for me stands for luck, solidarity, everything green and blooming, and without rules and restrictions. Recently, my world has been flooded with luck-seekers and those who want power. Many new meetings in my virtual world have left me very curious as to your surroundings. I am here because I thought of your world and wanted to discover and understand it. Show me all of those beautiful things which your world has to offer. Be my friend, and tell me tales, take me on your travels to beautiful landscapes, show me your words and gestures."

DanaC Thursday Aug 9 07:00 AMFucking awesome! I love it!
glatt Thursday Aug 9 08:51 AM
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Originally Posted by Chickenings
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So what was Dance Valley?
Chickenings Thursday Aug 9 09:24 AMIt's a music festival in Amsterdam:
http://www.whatsonwhen.com/sisp/inde...event_id=26708
Ego Leonard was an art installation there this year. Still doesn't explain how he randomly washed up on the beach somewhere else though. Maybe it was his one shot at freedom.
frankchicarelli Thursday Aug 9 10:53 AM<said a stall worker. "It was a life-sized Lego toy.">
Everyday Lego toys are life-sized. This one is larger-than-life. Just wanted to clear that up.
DanaC Thursday Aug 9 12:32 PMThat's an excellent point frank.
Coign Thursday Aug 9 12:41 PMEgo Leonard looks pissed and this scares me ... a lot.
Shawnee123 Thursday Aug 9 12:44 PMI'm scared too. Too much like this:
DanaC Thursday Aug 9 12:46 PMUeughh *shudders* Didja haf to?
dar512 Sunday Aug 12 02:26 PM
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Originally Posted by xoxoxoBruce
A woman nearby added: "I saw the Lego toy floating towards the beach from the direction of England."
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That's interesting. So LegoMan is a wetback. They should put up a wall. That would keep the rest of those LegoMen out.
xoxoxoBruce Sunday Aug 12 04:23 PMIt's not enough of a problem to warrant a wall, yet. Just shoot them on sight.
Cloud Sunday Aug 12 07:08 PMthe title of this thread makes me laugh! especially the crushing your head part, LOL! (squish)
wolf Monday Aug 13 03:02 AMI think that it's very significant that so many years afterwards, so many of us here get that.
DanaC Monday Aug 13 01:20 PM*nods* I loved that show. I loved that character. I can still hear his intonation clear as day.
barefoot serpent Tuesday Aug 14 10:37 AMNo! Don't touch him!
xoxoxoBruce Tuesday Aug 14 05:42 PMOh, that's too funny not to post.
DanaC Tuesday Aug 14 07:54 PMhahahahahahah. hahahahahahah.............hah...hah....hahah.
glatt Tuesday Oct 25 09:22 AMAnother one of these giant lego dudes washed up. This time, on a beach in Florida.
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Photo: Jeff Hindman
The comments in Boing Boing say that a new Lego park is opening up about two hours north of this beach. So must be some sort of viral marketing. So that's one in Holland, one in England, and one in Florida.
ZenGum Tuesday Oct 25 08:56 PMThe second phase of the invasion is beginning.
First, the Legobots inflitrated agents into every household on the planet. Then the leader are beamed down to "wash up" on beaches. Soon they will send the signal to the sleeper agents to begin their self assembly.
We are doomed.
SPUCK Wednesday Oct 26 06:01 AMMa! Git mah chain saw!
Spexxvet Wednesday Oct 26 10:13 AMTo fight the Lego, we need to use the Armo
HungLikeJesus Wednesday Oct 26 10:16 AMNeubaufahrzeug translates to Lego-killer.
classicman Wednesday Oct 26 09:38 PM
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8-foot-tall Lego Man washes up on Florida beach, held in custody
The 8-foot-tall, 100-pound fiberglass statue that resembles the little plastic guys that come in a Lego set was discovered bobbing gently in ankle-deep surf at the Siesta Key Beach in Florida, just before dawn on Tuesday.
The front of his shirt was emblazoned with a grammatically incorrect message: "NO REAL THAN YOU ARE." The name "Ego Leonard" was written on the back of his shirt.
Initially, some wondered if the Lego Man was a publicity stunt put on by Legoland, which recently opened a new theme park in Orlando.
But a spokeswoman for the company said that Legoland takes no credit for the stunt and is not behind it. "I wish we could say we did it, it was a brilliant guerrilla PR stunt," said Julie Estrada, the spokeswoman. A more likely explanation is that it's all part of an anonymous Dutch artist's experiment.
Google "Ego Leonard," and you'll find he has his own website, written in Dutch with some English translation.
"I am here to discover and learn about your world and thoughts," he writes. "Show me all the beautiful things that are there to admire and experience in your world. Let’s become friends, share your story with me, take me with you on a journey through beautiful meadows, words, sounds and gestures."
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jimhelm Wednesday Oct 26 11:02 PMThe first one was #9. Bruce wondered what happened to 1-8..... Anyone catch this ones number?
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