August 24, 2007: Two-faced cow

Meet Blinky. The Sun has the details on this beast, who is called Blinky because all four eyes blink at the same time. Both heads appear to be functional as she will drink from two bottles at the same time. What you have there is one neck two ears, as normal, but then two noses and mouths, and four eyes.

blah blah blah eat twice as much cow brain blah blah blah

Now, this is where the real fun is:
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I used to hang out with that cow. Then one day, she told Shelly that Maria said that Tom went out with Gina, and Frank was pissed at ME. Can you believe it? Two faced bitch!

Blinky has one brain right? So it's technically one cow, not co-joined calves?

Four-eyes... Bet she got teased a lot in the feed pens.

Chu loooking a' me? Ahr JU lookin at **ME**?!!

I find this very frightening http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IJBbtkBmm Cows with guns.

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Originally Posted by fargon I find this very frightening http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IJBbtkBmm Cows with guns.

That must be where double-cream comes from...

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I'm not sure how to break the news, but....

The cow died a couple days ago. It was suffering lung problems.

Why is a two faced cow dying any more sad than all the one faced ones resting comfortably on the sesame seed bun?

Not that I mind a burger sometimes. :-)

Would I be flagging down the Hellbound bus if I asked whether the momma had fed on Chinese grain?

How sad?

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Originally Posted by Sheldonrs Why is a two faced cow dying any more sad than all the one faced ones ...

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Originally Posted by Sheldonrs Why is a two faced cow dying any more sad than all the one faced ones resting comfortably on the sesame seed bun?

The calf will be graded as veal, which cost more IMHO.

When I saw the header "Two Faced Cow", I thought it was a Hillary Clinton thread.

lol

Extra value for the tongue sandwich lovers out there.

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Originally Posted by Cyclefrance That must be where double-cream comes from...

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Originally Posted by hampor I'm not sure how to break the news, but....The cow died a couple days ago. It was suffering lung problems.

and the cow cracked over the moon?

"Would I be flagging down the Hellbound bus if I asked whether the momma had fed on Chinese grain?"

that could be the reason. or equally likely is that she was fed on genetically modified grain that american companies like monsanto are trying to force on the rest of the world. also possible is that the feed additives and hormones that animals are now pumped full of had this unexpected effect.

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Originally Posted by morie "Would I be flagging down the Hellbound bus if I asked whether the momma had fed on Chinese grain?"

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Originally Posted by morie "Would I be flagging down the Hellbound bus if I asked whether the momma had fed on Chinese grain?" that could be the reason. or equally likely is that she was fed on genetically modified grain that american companies like monsanto are trying to force on the rest of the world. also possible is that the feed additives and hormones that animals are now pumped full of had this unexpected effect.

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Originally Posted by Deuce Chu loooking a' me? Ahr JU lookin at **ME**?!!

Did it live long enough for us to find out whether it mooed in harmony?

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Originally Posted by Crimson Ghost When I saw the header "Two Faced Cow", I thought it was a Hillary Clinton thread.

"I think these kind of birth defects have happened for ever. That's how we've evolved from goo. Well, most of us have evolved. There would be advantages to having an extra pair of eyes and a few other spare parts."

yeah, except this was one defect that definitely did not suite evolution. and somehow, i think evolution was much slower. i mean, who wakes up the next morning to discover they have two noses and two mouths???

and tell me please, would you want to sleep with someone who had two mouths and two noses? so which bull would do that deformed cow and carry on this defect, thereby allowing the species to carry on?

The bull eschews the missionary position.

I never saw a two-faced cow
I never hope to see one
But I can tell you anyhow
I'd rather see than eat one.