ZenGum Friday Nov 30 01:32 PM
December 1, 2007: Bottle X-ray
glatt Friday Nov 30 01:42 PM
Years ago I stumbled upon a page of x-rays of men with foreign objects stuffed up their butts. It was an actual medical page, not what you might think. I've wished a few times I still had that link. Funny stuff.
Shawnee123 Friday Nov 30 01:50 PM
ZenGum Friday Nov 30 01:56 PM
Complete bastards to do that with a Pepsi bottle.
smurfalicious Friday Nov 30 02:01 PM
BigV Friday Nov 30 02:46 PM
He paid the armed (with a Pepsi bottle?) men two buffaloes to have it stuck up there, and is now suffering (really suffering) from a severe case of buyer's remorse.
lookout123 Friday Nov 30 03:30 PM
wait, wait. this was the plot line for a victim in one of the law and order or other cop shows quite awhile back. man humiliated by having pop bottle jammed up his butt by some guys in a bar after they robbed him.
LJ Friday Nov 30 05:16 PM
didn't that happen to ray leota's character from goodfellas?
Cloud Friday Nov 30 05:43 PM
oh, sure, the ol' buffalo excuse!
Cicero Friday Nov 30 05:59 PM
See? People that prefer Pepsi suck!
Elspode Friday Nov 30 07:30 PM
Having things rammed up your ass is generally frowned upon in Pakistan, so he probably gave them the animals to keep 'em quiet after the fun was over.
Sheldonrs Friday Nov 30 08:25 PM
fargon Friday Nov 30 10:49 PM
shina Friday Nov 30 11:15 PM
That had to hurt
Cloud Friday Nov 30 11:52 PM
how can we be sure the person is not merely holding a bottle in front?
Sheldonrs Saturday Dec 1 03:43 AM
Sort of a pre-frontal low bottle me. lol!!!
Cloud Saturday Dec 1 10:55 AM
bad boy. bad, bad, boy!
ZenGum Saturday Dec 1 11:00 AM
Good one Shels, I can't ... cap ... that.
BobT Saturday Dec 1 11:01 AM
Sheldonrs Saturday Dec 1 11:07 AM
How about "I wonder if it was a cherry coke?" That's why they call it POP!
ZenGum Saturday Dec 1 11:08 AM
The whole thing was caused by the robbers imitating some badly misunderstood movie dialogue.
Gravdigr Saturday Dec 1 04:20 PM
ViennaWaits Saturday Dec 1 08:12 PM
Cloud Saturday Dec 1 10:18 PM
I would like to point out, that as much fun as we are having with this, that this must have been the result of a horrific assault (assuming the news story is accurate), and that the theft of two buffalos, as funny as it sounds to us, may have deprived this person of most of his net worth, and the ability to harvest his fields, leaving the person broken and destitute.
Bryden Saturday Dec 1 11:59 PM
But can he get back the 5 cent deposit on the bottle?
tw Sunday Dec 2 12:18 AM
What ever happened to Jerry Pentacoli and his gerbels?
Pie Sunday Dec 2 12:41 AM
(Sorry, Cloud, I guess you'll have to be disillusioned by the rest of the dwellars.)
Cloud Sunday Dec 2 01:00 AM
yeah, y'all are just soooo sensitive!
classicman Sunday Dec 2 02:35 AMHere he is!
Kumbulu Sunday Dec 2 04:46 AM
There are a few things on this x-ray that don't look right or even human (apart from the bottle, obviously). There's a straight line and other unusual shapes that shouldn't be there.
classicman Sunday Dec 2 04:06 PM
I am certainly not a radiologist, but it looks like the bottle is above all the other images in the x-ray.
Drax Monday Dec 3 12:30 AM
this (NSFW, XXX).
ZenGum Monday Dec 3 09:36 AM
However, it is certainly possible that the bottle is on top of, or even underneath, the patient. We just cannot tell from an x-ray.
I also noticed the shapes Kumbulu points out, and while some (the soft blurry patches at the top right, eg) are probably just soft tissue, the hard straight-lined shapes intersecting and to the right of the bottle have me very puzzled. I don't take them as being suspicious, though - if you were faking this shot why would you throw in a bunch of extra junk?
And Cloud is very right - if this is real it is a horrible, terrible thing. Most of the time I keep myself desensitized to the horrors of the world. They are so many and so bad that they'd be quite overwhelming and drive me to despair. Humor is a defense. I just have to guard against apathy and cynicism, though.
xoxoxoBruce Monday Dec 3 11:49 AM
I would think it would look more like this.
glatt Monday Dec 3 11:57 AM
Artificial hip joint too.