Clodfobble Wednesday Jan 9 02:37 PMJanuary 9, 2008: iTaser
This remarkable little device was just unveiled at this year's Consumer Electronics Show in Las Vegas. It is a Taser... with a built-in mp3 player. 1 GB of memory and 100,000 volts of electricity, together at last like peanut butter and jelly.
And notice the fashionable leopard print! Arizona-based Taser International admits its new device is particularly aimed at women. A spokesman said the inclusion of a music player would encourge purchases by women who want a form of self defense while out jogging, but who would otherwise take an iPod instead of a weapon. In addition, because of the added mp3 player function, the gadget is being picked up for sale in non-weapon retail outlets, to be sold alongside cellphones and other electronics.
The company has already sold 160,000 units in the 43 states in which personal Taser use is legal.
lookout123 Wednesday Jan 9 02:52 PMThat's pretty cool. Not as cool as the iVibe, but still cool.
Spexxvet Wednesday Jan 9 03:23 PM"don't force me to listen to disco, bro"
Kitsune Wednesday Jan 9 04:08 PMIt'd be interesting if a broken unit had the high voltage accidentally ground to, say, the headphone jack.
TheMercenary Wednesday Jan 9 06:11 PM
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Originally Posted by Spexxvet
"don't force me to listen to disco, bro"
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ROTFLMAO!!
classicman Wednesday Jan 9 06:27 PM
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Originally Posted by Kitsune
It'd be interesting if a broken unit had the high voltage accidentally ground to, say, the headphone jack.
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Yeah, imagine that service call -
Pearcie (AUS) Wednesday Jan 9 07:24 PMPure Gold
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Originally Posted by Spexxvet
"don't force me to listen to disco, bro"
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LOL! Too good Spex!
classicman Wednesday Jan 9 07:36 PMThread/ Wow thats your first post in over 2 years! Welcome back Pearcie Where ya been? /drift
Pearcie (AUS) Wednesday Jan 9 07:44 PMBeen lurkin'
Haven't missed a day classicman, just a man of few words
Cheers for the warm welcome back tho
busterb Wednesday Jan 9 08:52 PMTasers: The Tupperware of 2007. http://canadianpress.google.com/arti...7e6V2ta8pITWRg
xoxoxoBruce Wednesday Jan 9 11:19 PMI wonder what 100,000 volts sounds like?
ZenGum Wednesday Jan 9 11:22 PMIt might sound a little like this.
binky Thursday Jan 10 12:15 AM
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Originally Posted by busterb
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I heard about this - sign me up, beats the hell out of pepper spray!!
JuancoRocks Thursday Jan 10 01:19 AMiTaser
"Sounds" with screams! Who could ask for more?
Does it get any better than this? I think not.
SPUCK Thursday Jan 10 05:15 AM
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Originally Posted by xoxoxoBruce
I wonder what 100,000 volts sounds like?
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Sounds like? Well like.. Nothing at all. Since his heart stopped!
runswithknives Thursday Jan 10 11:47 AMI'll be waiting for the retro iTaser commercial where some guy gets dropped at the end..
jbolty Thursday Jan 10 12:42 PM
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Originally Posted by Kitsune
It'd be interesting if a broken unit had the high voltage accidentally ground to, say, the headphone jack.
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Or to this:
http://www.mp3.com/news/stories/7678.html
classicman Thursday Jan 10 01:52 PMHoly crap! 10 posts in 3 years??? awesome
Gravdigr Friday Jan 11 09:45 AM
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Originally Posted by jbolty
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The link in jbolty's post goes to a site that carries (among other things :-) a product called the iBuzz. Check it out and see if you don't agree that a better name for this product would be the iPud. :p
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