xoxoxoBruce Friday Sep 26 01:24 AM
September 26, 2008: Ducken or Chuck
A farmer bought some ducks and added them to his own, brace of ducks, flock of ducks, flush of ducks, paddling of ducks, raft of ducks, team of ducks, as you wish.
wolf Friday Sep 26 02:06 AM
Antimatter Friday Sep 26 04:42 AM
I wonder whether it should be cooked as duck or chicken.
Sundae Friday Sep 26 04:51 AM
classicman Friday Sep 26 08:30 AM
Well it certainly isn't a dolphin.
Shawnee123 Friday Sep 26 09:04 AM
This or this:
ZenGum Friday Sep 26 09:05 AM
What the Cluck?
footfootfoot Friday Sep 26 09:17 AM
LabRat Friday Sep 26 09:59 AM
eh hem, i think you meant:
sweetwater Friday Sep 26 10:01 AM
If only it was turkey X duck we could call him a turk or a duckey.
HungLikeJesus Friday Sep 26 10:09 AM
He doesn't fly or go in the water. He's a ground chuck.
BrianR Friday Sep 26 10:10 AM
It's a South American duck that is known to swim in piranha-infested waters.
dar512 Friday Sep 26 10:16 AM
Along the Fremont Canal in Seattle, there's a flavor of waterfowl that does not have webbed feet -- floats on the water, but no webs. The SPU math & computer science building is right along the canal and I used to feed them sometimes before going in to class.
sweetwater Friday Sep 26 10:19 AM
Are you thinking of coots? They have lobed, not webbed, feet.
dar512 Friday Sep 26 11:02 AM
Very possibly. IIRC, they were black with a touch of red on the neck or wings.
Shawnee123 Friday Sep 26 11:37 AM
With that bigass beak, I think something mated with a platypus.
Treasenuak Friday Sep 26 11:43 AM
it looks like a juvenile mallard duck... except for those feet. Did his mother have a fling with a rooster? Either way, I bet he's delicious in a nice orange sauce...
monster Friday Sep 26 12:24 PM
You call him what you like, I'm calling him lunch.
xoxoxoBruce Friday Sep 26 12:56 PM
Lunch? Don't you know you can't eat a special duck all at once?
monster Friday Sep 26 01:16 PM
He's not special, he just has different challenges...
footfootfoot Friday Sep 26 01:24 PM
boogerjames Friday Sep 26 04:27 PM
Is this what my recipes calling for ground chuck are talking about?
xoxoxoBruce Friday Sep 26 05:44 PM
'Fraid so Booger... your awesomeness is slipping.
Treasenuak Friday Sep 26 07:11 PM
-sighs- Don't feel too bad, booger. I'm in the same boat. Grr. And if I remember right, Imperial Duck is served one half at a time
richlevy Friday Sep 26 08:43 PM
So, with a little more genetic drift you could have a turducken for dinner without having to buy three birds.
Nirvana Friday Sep 26 09:52 PM
No worries...I found the duck's feet!
ZenGum Friday Sep 26 10:49 PM
Nirvana Friday Sep 26 11:50 PM
xoxoxoBruce Saturday Sep 27 01:48 AM
No they can't, that's just Michael Phelps.
Scriveyn Saturday Sep 27 03:56 AM
Griff Saturday Sep 27 10:15 PM
She's a witch!
Gravdigr Sunday Sep 28 07:07 AM
Griff Sunday Sep 28 07:08 AM
I got better.
BigV Monday Sep 29 04:54 PM
You fell for it, LR, but to be honest, so did I. Now that is comedy gold.
Shawnee123 Monday Sep 29 04:56 PM
Fucken or Fuck