Coign Wednesday Oct 29 11:59 AM
October 29, 2008: Hug a baby
No idea where this originated from but my mom sent me this in an e-mail.
Instructions for properly hugging a baby:
1. First, uh, find a baby
2. Second, be sure that the object you found was indeed a baby by employing classic sniffing techniques.
3. Next you will need to flatten the baby before actually beginning the hugging process.
4. The 'paw slide' simply slide paws around baby and prepare for possible close-up.
5. Finally, if a camera is present, you will need to execute the difficult and patented 'hug,
smile, and lean' so as to achieve the best photo quality.
Sheldonrs Wednesday Oct 29 12:04 PM
I feel the same way about MY chew toys.
Lisau Wednesday Oct 29 01:05 PM
Smothering a baby is not a good thing to teach your dog LOL
amykins Wednesday Oct 29 02:48 PM
Awwn... is it Friday already? Please?
barefoot serpent Wednesday Oct 29 04:42 PM
That kid is gonna start peeing on the lawn and leave brown spots.
classicman Wednesday Oct 29 04:58 PM
But will he slobber on you and chase a ball?
Coign Wednesday Oct 29 05:52 PM
I can never get the jump on the Friday IotD so I figured I would just post it now. I have been holding this e-mail in my Inbox for over a month and UT always beats me to the Friday Animal ones.
birdclaw Thursday Oct 30 11:03 AM
I don't know. In step 3 it kinda looks like he's trying to roll in the baby. Little booger probably stinks.