Dec 11, 2008: I Was Warned

I was warned in a round about way.

Mom never said anything, of course.

And Pop never said anything either.

But I heard it...

on the school bus...

on the playground...

in the locker room at school...



But they only said hairy palms!

Honestly... palms, that's all!

Nothing like this, ever.

I never gave it much credence, really.

Thought it was just an old wives tail.

You know, to keep us guys in line.



A baby Panda?!

Oh, for cryin' out loud... nevermind

That's where penises come from??!

Panda? Isn't that the creature that "eats shoots and leaves"? Wait - eats?

almost looks like a little cactus. (perhaps that is worse?)

and tell me, is that baby panda pooping on that person's hand?

Everybody poops. Even penis-shaped petite pandas.

Awesome choice Bruce... but it's not Friday.

I didn't want to be a dick about it.

HOLY SHIT!!! I've got a baby panda in my pants!!!!

no wonder girls love pandas so much...

Strange. An IOTD about an animal, and no one has mentioned eating it. Interesting psychological ramification or mere coincidence?

Or perhaps because it looks like something that has been in the bottom of the fruit bowl for too long...

Or perhaps because Sheldon hasn't posted here yet?

Chaps, if that were yours, would you :
(a) shave it
(b) wax it
(c) comb it neatly
(d) get a penis-mohawk and wave it about proudly?

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Originally Posted by ZenGum Or perhaps because Sheldon hasn't posted here yet? Chaps, if that were yours, would you : (a) shave it (b) wax it (c) comb it neatly (d) get a penis-mohawk and wave it about proudly?