xoxoxoBruce Sunday May 10 11:24 PM
May 11, 2009: Limbless Masseur/Masseuse
Limbless? Then they must use their bodies, right? That's right.
zippyt Monday May 11 12:11 AM
I would have to be Drugged to put up with that !!!!
SteveDallas Monday May 11 12:29 AM
I remember on Bullshit, the show Penn & Teller did for a while, one of the early episodes was bogus medicine. In one segment they had a doctor-looking guy in a white lab coat out at a mall explaining to people about the newly-found benefits of snail slime. They showed a woman with a snail crawling over her face... "Oh, wow, Doctor, I can feel it exfoliating my pores!!" or some crap like that.
SPUCK Monday May 11 05:08 AM
Discussion overheard at a snake parlor:
spudcon Monday May 11 05:09 AM
What keeps the snakes on her body? Won't they just wander off, looking for a ratburger?
The Teapot Monday May 11 06:51 AM
DanaC Monday May 11 07:32 AM
lol fuck you teapot, I just lost a mouthful of coffee.
Trilby Monday May 11 08:08 AM
ZenGum Monday May 11 08:22 AM
capnhowdy Monday May 11 08:24 AM
I, too, will pass.
morethanpretty Monday May 11 10:11 AM
I will hold a snake, I will not let it crawl over me, especially if I'm naked. Snakes like to get into crannies, and nooks...
jinx Monday May 11 10:29 AM
Jim and I used to have a corn snake. His name was Slim... he got out of his cage and was never seen again. I wonder if he went to the big city and got a job in a massage parlor?
Shawnee123 Monday May 11 10:34 AM
Slim was really hoping to break into acting. He left, hitchhiked to California, and tried out for Snakes on a Plane. They rejected him, said he was too ethnic. Last I heard, he was washing dishes in a seedy diner.
spudcon Monday May 11 12:12 PM
I heard he went to work in the SlimJim factory.
glatt Monday May 11 12:16 PM
When I saw this thread, I was thinking it would be along the lines of those jokes "What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs, ...?"
Sheldonrs Monday May 11 12:21 PM
"Snakes. Why'd it have to be snakes?"
The Teapot Monday May 11 03:54 PM
Gravdigr Monday May 11 06:02 PM
Doesn't matter he won't come to you anyhow.
Gravdigr Monday May 11 06:03 PM
TheMercenary Monday May 11 07:58 PM
hipshot Tuesday May 12 01:20 AM
How'd he hitchhike?
ZenGum Tuesday May 12 02:04 AM
Well, he'd look the driver over carefully and check the door opened from the inside, and if he still felt comfortable, he'd get in. Duh :p
capnhowdy Tuesday May 12 07:36 AM
Actually he posed as a trouser snake, thus boarding as a parasite.