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   xoxoxoBruce  Sunday May 10 11:24 PM

May 11, 2009: Limbless Masseur/Masseuse

Limbless? Then they must use their bodies, right? That's right.

Quote:
A masseuse in Israel who has discovered that some people will pay top dollar ($80) to have snakes slither across their backs and faces. Turns out that king snakes and corn snakes deliver a nice kneading sensation when they get their slither on.


Quote:
Ada Barak figured out several years ago that heavy king and corn snakes produce a relaxing kneading sensation. For years, she's been entertaining guests at her farm where she cultivates rodent-eating carnivorous plants. Strangely, she found a sideline that's even more bizarre.
I suppose this would cut down the undercover cops snooping around.

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zippyt  Monday May 11 12:11 AM

I would have to be Drugged to put up with that !!!!



SteveDallas  Monday May 11 12:29 AM

I remember on Bullshit, the show Penn & Teller did for a while, one of the early episodes was bogus medicine. In one segment they had a doctor-looking guy in a white lab coat out at a mall explaining to people about the newly-found benefits of snail slime. They showed a woman with a snail crawling over her face... "Oh, wow, Doctor, I can feel it exfoliating my pores!!" or some crap like that.



SPUCK  Monday May 11 05:08 AM

Discussion overheard at a snake parlor:

"OK, all the snakes are on.."
"All the snakes?"
"Well, yeah, you said all those snakes."
"YOU IDIOT! Not the Black Mamba!"
.
.
"Ah lady please lie very still"
"OW! I just got bit.."


________________________
Guess the lady pictured doesn't mind salmonellae smeared all over her face..



spudcon  Monday May 11 05:09 AM

What keeps the snakes on her body? Won't they just wander off, looking for a ratburger?



The Teapot  Monday May 11 06:51 AM

Profesionalism mainly.



DanaC  Monday May 11 07:32 AM

Quote:
Originally Posted by The Teapot View Post
Profesionalism mainly.


lol fuck you teapot, I just lost a mouthful of coffee.


Trilby  Monday May 11 08:08 AM

Um.





No.



ZenGum  Monday May 11 08:22 AM

Quote:
Originally Posted by spudcon View Post
What keeps the snakes on her body? Won't they just wander off, looking for a ratburger?
Well, that's why they smear the ratburger on the patient's body. It's either that or pheromones, take your pick.


capnhowdy  Monday May 11 08:24 AM

I, too, will pass.



morethanpretty  Monday May 11 10:11 AM

I will hold a snake, I will not let it crawl over me, especially if I'm naked. Snakes like to get into crannies, and nooks...



jinx  Monday May 11 10:29 AM

Jim and I used to have a corn snake. His name was Slim... he got out of his cage and was never seen again. I wonder if he went to the big city and got a job in a massage parlor?

eta: I want a rodent-eating carnivorous plant. Bad.



Shawnee123  Monday May 11 10:34 AM

Slim was really hoping to break into acting. He left, hitchhiked to California, and tried out for Snakes on a Plane. They rejected him, said he was too ethnic. Last I heard, he was washing dishes in a seedy diner.

It's a story as old as the hills, and I didn't write it.




spudcon  Monday May 11 12:12 PM

I heard he went to work in the SlimJim factory.



glatt  Monday May 11 12:16 PM

When I saw this thread, I was thinking it would be along the lines of those jokes "What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs, ...?"



Sheldonrs  Monday May 11 12:21 PM

"Snakes. Why'd it have to be snakes?"

Of course, the picture only shows the slow, relaxing massage.
If you're in a hurry, they also set a mongoose on your ass.



The Teapot  Monday May 11 03:54 PM

Quote:
Originally Posted by DanaC View Post
lol fuck you teapot, I just lost a mouthful of coffee.
:p


Gravdigr  Monday May 11 06:02 PM

Doesn't matter he won't come to you anyhow.



Gravdigr  Monday May 11 06:03 PM

Quote:
Originally Posted by glatt View Post
When I saw this thread, I was thinking it would be along the lines of those jokes "What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs, ...?"
Don't matter he won't come to you anyhow.


TheMercenary  Monday May 11 07:58 PM

Quote:
Originally Posted by glatt View Post
When I saw this thread, I was thinking it would be along the lines of those jokes "What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs, ...?"
First base?


hipshot  Tuesday May 12 01:20 AM

Quote:
Originally Posted by Shawnee123 View Post
Slim was really hoping to break into acting. He left, hitchhiked to California, and tried out for Snakes on a Plane. They rejected him, said he was too ethnic. Last I heard, he was washing dishes in a seedy diner.

It's a story as old as the hills, and I didn't write it.


How'd he hitchhike?


ZenGum  Tuesday May 12 02:04 AM

Well, he'd look the driver over carefully and check the door opened from the inside, and if he still felt comfortable, he'd get in. Duh :p



capnhowdy  Tuesday May 12 07:36 AM

Actually he posed as a trouser snake, thus boarding as a parasite.



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