xoxoxoBruce Wednesday Aug 19 01:20 AM
Aug 19, 2009: Biggest Jeans
Now some of you fat bastards must feel guilty for hogging so much of the world's denim supply to make those big butt jeans.
ZenGum Wednesday Aug 19 02:12 AM
It's 'shopped, Bruce ... someone is pulling your leg. Or so it seams to me.
SPUCK Wednesday Aug 19 05:45 AM
What happens when 2,500 yards of denim rips somewhere, and falls on someone?
spudcon Wednesday Aug 19 07:15 AM
I hope that's the back of the jeans they're showing, cuz if not, the guy who wears that pair will have to drop them to pee. They forgot the zipper.
ZenGum Wednesday Aug 19 07:38 AM
capnhowdy Wednesday Aug 19 08:42 AM
Wouldn't that be wardrobe malfunction?
glatt Wednesday Aug 19 09:04 AM
Now, to really scale up a pair of jeans, they need to be working with thicker fabric made from a coarser fiber. The denim should have been woven from some inch thick jute rope, so the resulting fabric would be a couple inches thick. Then it would drape properly.
birdclaw Wednesday Aug 19 10:06 AM
I guess if the Jolly Green Giant ever wants to get rid of the leave loin cloth he knows where to go.
ajaccio Wednesday Aug 19 10:14 AM
I like that they got those rivets just right - color and all-
Sundae Wednesday Aug 19 10:25 AM
Argh - trying to resist posting a Carter USM link....
monster Wednesday Aug 19 11:24 AM
Imagine the fat-bastard fight that will break out in Walmart when they go on sale....all the flabbies fed up with only being able to buy sweat-pants. a few dozen zillion pound blobbies all closing in on the same spot. Imagine the impact. it'll be worse than 9/11 RUN. Start now.
Saknussem Wednesday Aug 19 01:43 PM
Are those button fly or zipper? Either way, I wanna see the hardware for both! Can you imagine the buttons? As big as that one guy's head, I bet.
dmg1969 Wednesday Aug 19 02:07 PM
Show me the matching denim jacket and THEN I'll be impressed.
Saknussem Wednesday Aug 19 02:15 PM
In a related story, 17 Nigerian embroidery specialists were killed in a horrible accident when their 32 foot wide "Grateful Dead 1968 World Tour" patch collapsed under its own weight and fell on them squashing them flat. Guinness has ruled that the patch, as it was uncompleted, does not qualify as a world record for largest hand embroidered patch.
Cyber Wolf Wednesday Aug 19 07:27 PM
Sorry Peruvian guys, but you're about 15 years too late to that party.
Slight Thursday Aug 20 03:08 AM