xoxoxoBruce Tuesday Feb 9 12:08 AM
Feb 9, 2010: Screw In Coffin
lumberjim Tuesday Feb 9 12:36 AM
jujuwwhite Tuesday Feb 9 01:36 AM
Well I've heard of 'being screwed to death' but never 'being screwed after death'!
xhaos01 Tuesday Feb 9 03:29 AM
Thats a great idea, really! An Auger built intoa coffin. that way the zombies are already standing when they reanimate!
ZenGum Tuesday Feb 9 03:53 AM
I used to be a necrophile, until some rotten cxxx split on me.
Gravdigr Tuesday Feb 9 04:04 AM
jujuwwhite Tuesday Feb 9 05:09 AM
Kolbenfresser Tuesday Feb 9 06:18 AM
I like the idea/pic of Lumberjim. It would add some action to a slow standard funeral.
Gravdigr Tuesday Feb 9 07:04 AM
monster Tuesday Feb 9 08:37 AM
Well that will add a new twist to the funeral. I wonder which celeb will take the first turn in one of these?
Sheldonrs Tuesday Feb 9 08:37 AM
dacliff Tuesday Feb 9 09:39 AM
Aside from the puns, there is some real merit to this idea. I can picture the Army's Mortuary Affairs using something like this. With cemetaries filling up more and more every day, there has been exploration into how to conserve space. Enter vertical burying. My personal take is that everyone should be cremated. It saves a ton of space and piggybacking on xhaos, ashes can't reanimate like corpses.
xoxoxoBruce Tuesday Feb 9 09:43 AM
Cremation takes too much energy. Compost, or better yet, soylent green.
lumberjim Tuesday Feb 9 10:48 AM
the coffin nail gun was jinx's idea.....i just did the photo(paint.net)-shopping.
Flint Tuesday Feb 9 01:10 PM
Screw, in coffin.
SPUCK Wednesday Feb 10 05:22 AM
Pete Zicato Wednesday Feb 10 10:13 AM
I dunno. You really want to be standing for the rest of eternity?
xoxoxoBruce Wednesday Feb 10 10:52 AM
You'll puddle in the bottom.
TheMercenary Wednesday Feb 10 11:32 AM
lumberjim Wednesday Feb 10 12:10 PM