xoxoxoBruce Saturday Mar 6 11:58 PM
Mar 7, 2010: Serious Duck Blind
Honey, I've been cooped up with the wet dog, in that cramped little boat, since way before sun up.
Oh and Honey, before you clean the ducks, get me a beer.
A reader sent this in to a very NSFW website, in Australia, so I copied the entire text here.
cabbagepulley Sunday Mar 7 04:39 AM
"Hey Dad, look at the fort I built!"
newtimer Sunday Mar 7 11:05 AM
Does anybody else suspect that the "running toilet" on the side porch consists of no more than seeing how far off the balcony you can pee into the swamp?
xoxoxoBruce Sunday Mar 7 12:15 PM
I doubt it, I'll bet there's a flush toilet with squeezably soft tissue. I just wonder where it flushes to? Remember the dogs are in and out of that water constantly, while they are retrieving ducks.
rditlkustoleit Sunday Mar 7 04:09 PM
It quacks me up how ducked up that is.
Cloud Sunday Mar 7 04:13 PM
don't you have to be quiet in order not to scare the ducks away? looks like a recipe for rowdiness to me
Gravdigr Sunday Mar 7 04:44 PM
At best, it's a time share with the snakes.
ZenGum Sunday Mar 7 05:51 PM
A lair like that needs a more evil and megalomaniac purpose than merely blowing away defenseless little birdies. Some kind of global-domination plot or something.
Sheldonrs Sunday Mar 7 06:17 PM
This is what happens when you give crack to beavers.
ZenGum Sunday Mar 7 06:51 PM
Is that why you so carefully avoid both? :p
Elspode Sunday Mar 7 11:00 PM
Heh. Heh heh. You said crack *and* beavers.
Sheldonrs Tuesday Mar 9 08:33 AM