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   xoxoxoBruce  Wednesday Apr 28 12:03 AM

April 28, 2010: $5544 Sex Toys

Antique sex toys... antique wooden sex toys... antique French wooden sex toys.

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Two historic sex toys thought to date back to the 1700s have been sold at an Essex auction for 3,600.
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One of the objects measures 10in (25cm) and the other 11in (28cm).
Staff at the auction described the sex toys as "extraordinary and exceptionally rare". The catalogue description read: "Designed to please Lot 340 - an extraordinary and exceptionally rare "Travel Godermiche". "A pair of wooden phallus contained within a fitted kid leather covered Treen case with strap fleurs-de-lys decoration. The case, although having a re-lined interior, appears to have aged commensurate with the phallus.
Rare? Yeah, it's not the sort of thing that gets handed down for generations, or listed in your estate inventory, for that matter.

Oh, and the auctioneer was Wendy Wood... Wendy Wood's wooden woodies?

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SPUCK  Wednesday Apr 28 05:39 AM

I fixed it for you..

Quote:
aged commensurate with the phalli

Just think of the rare VD you could get from them!


Antimatter  Wednesday Apr 28 05:52 AM

Now who wood have though of that?



tim  Wednesday Apr 28 06:22 AM

palli phalli

Some dickhead, probably ...



tim  Wednesday Apr 28 06:37 AM

... ooops! First post!

I certainly wasn't aiming at SPUCK (and certainly no disrespect intended)!



xoxoxoBruce  Wednesday Apr 28 07:52 AM

No problem, Tim, welcome to the Cellar.



monster  Wednesday Apr 28 08:12 AM

tim, you're fitting right in already -just like the phalli, presumably



ZenGum  Wednesday Apr 28 09:00 AM

You'd wanna watch for splinters.

In Japan, ye olde dildoes were made of stone. Trick was to warm them up in a bowl of hot water first.



ToastyOhs  Wednesday Apr 28 09:14 AM

That's a lot of money for something to hide in your underwear drawer.



Sheldonrs  Wednesday Apr 28 09:34 AM

Not to gross anyone out or anything, but those were made of bleached pine originally.



xoxoxoBruce  Wednesday Apr 28 09:47 AM

No, 10 & 11 inches of maHOGany.



Sheldonrs  Wednesday Apr 28 10:22 AM

Quote:
Originally Posted by xoxoxoBruce View Post
No, 10 & 11 inches of maHOGany.
You sure it's not cherryPOPPINwood?


rditlkustoleit  Wednesday Apr 28 10:29 AM

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a...
Oh I see, these are clearly hard candy.



dmg1969  Wednesday Apr 28 12:55 PM

Does anyone else find it ironic that the auction was held in Essex?



Cloud  Wednesday Apr 28 01:14 PM

dunno, but I'm still hung up on "Wendy Wood's wooden woodies"

huzzah!



Shawnee123  Wednesday Apr 28 02:21 PM

How come that one nut looks like a buckeye?



birdclaw  Wednesday Apr 28 03:08 PM

I would think that for $5544 you could buy something that was pretty spectacular in bed.



Shawnee123  Wednesday Apr 28 03:11 PM

Nah, I cost WAY more than that!



monster  Wednesday Apr 28 04:02 PM

Quote:
Originally Posted by Shawnee123 View Post
Nah, I cost WAY more than that!
How about a six-pack of Miller Light and 20 Marlboros?


Sheldonrs  Wednesday Apr 28 05:07 PM

Quote:
Originally Posted by monster View Post
How about a six-pack of Miller Light and 20 Marlboros?
You had me at "how about".


Shawnee123  Wednesday Apr 28 06:00 PM

She had me at 'h...'



monster  Wednesday Apr 28 10:18 PM

Is there anyone i haven't had?



lumberjim  Wednesday Apr 28 11:06 PM

no



SPUCK  Thursday Apr 29 05:38 AM

That guy who bought the woodies in EsSEX got the shaft(s).



xoxoxoBruce  Thursday Apr 29 08:11 AM

What makes you think it was a guy?



GlassJaw  Thursday Apr 29 08:56 AM

Kinda brings new meaning to the topic of "Morning Wood", doesn't it?



glatt  Thursday Apr 29 09:00 AM

Way to decloak after five years, Glass Jaw! Will it be another five before you post again?



Laurie Henderson  Friday Apr 30 08:57 AM

"Designed to please" how many?!?!?



GlassJaw  Sunday May 2 12:37 AM

Quote:
Originally Posted by glatt View Post
Way to decloak after five years, Glass Jaw! Will it be another five before you post again?
We'll see...


xoxoxoBruce  Sunday May 2 12:45 AM

That's the spirit, don't let anybody force you into a commitment.



Trilby  Sunday May 2 04:01 AM

Quote:
Originally Posted by Shawnee123 View Post
How come that one nut looks like a buckeye?
because you're from Ohio. Everything looks like a buckeye to us.


Your reply here?

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