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April 28, 2010: $5544 Sex Toys
Antique sex toys... antique wooden sex toys... antique French wooden sex toys.
| Two historic sex toys thought to date back to the 1700s have been sold at an Essex auction for £3,600. |
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One of the objects measures 10in (25cm) and the other 11in (28cm). Staff at the auction described the sex toys as "extraordinary and exceptionally rare". The catalogue description read: "Designed to please Lot 340 - an extraordinary and exceptionally rare "Travel Godermiche". "A pair of wooden phallus contained within a fitted kid leather covered Treen case with strap fleurs-de-lys decoration. The case, although having a re-lined interior, appears to have aged commensurate with the phallus. |
Oh, and the auctioneer was Wendy Wood... Wendy Wood's wooden woodies?
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SPUCK Wednesday Apr 28 05:39 AM
I fixed it for you..
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Just think of the rare VD you could get from them!
Antimatter Wednesday Apr 28 05:52 AM
Now who wood have though of that?
tim Wednesday Apr 28 06:22 AM
palli phalli
Some dickhead, probably ...
tim Wednesday Apr 28 06:37 AM
... ooops! First post!
I certainly wasn't aiming at SPUCK (and certainly no disrespect intended)!
xoxoxoBruce Wednesday Apr 28 07:52 AM
No problem, Tim, welcome to the Cellar. 
monster Wednesday Apr 28 08:12 AM
tim, you're fitting right in already -just like the phalli, presumably
ZenGum Wednesday Apr 28 09:00 AM
You'd wanna watch for splinters.
In Japan, ye olde dildoes were made of stone. Trick was to warm them up in a bowl of hot water first.
ToastyOhs Wednesday Apr 28 09:14 AM
That's a lot of money for something to hide in your underwear drawer.
Sheldonrs Wednesday Apr 28 09:34 AM
Not to gross anyone out or anything, but those were made of bleached pine originally.
xoxoxoBruce Wednesday Apr 28 09:47 AM
No, 10 & 11 inches of maHOGany.
Sheldonrs Wednesday Apr 28 10:22 AM
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Originally Posted by xoxoxoBruce
No, 10 & 11 inches of maHOGany.
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rditlkustoleit Wednesday Apr 28 10:29 AM
How many licks does it take to get to the center of a...
Oh I see, these are clearly hard candy.
dmg1969 Wednesday Apr 28 12:55 PM
Does anyone else find it ironic that the auction was held in Essex?
Cloud Wednesday Apr 28 01:14 PM
dunno, but I'm still hung up on "Wendy Wood's wooden woodies"
huzzah!
Shawnee123 Wednesday Apr 28 02:21 PM
How come that one nut looks like a buckeye?
birdclaw Wednesday Apr 28 03:08 PM
I would think that for $5544 you could buy something that was pretty spectacular in bed. 
Shawnee123 Wednesday Apr 28 03:11 PM
Nah, I cost WAY more than that!
monster Wednesday Apr 28 04:02 PM
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Originally Posted by Shawnee123
Nah, I cost WAY more than that!
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Sheldonrs Wednesday Apr 28 05:07 PM
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Originally Posted by monster
How about a six-pack of Miller Light and 20 Marlboros?
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Shawnee123 Wednesday Apr 28 06:00 PM
She had me at 'h...'
monster Wednesday Apr 28 10:18 PM
Is there anyone i haven't had?
lumberjim Wednesday Apr 28 11:06 PM
no
SPUCK Thursday Apr 29 05:38 AM
That guy who bought the woodies in EsSEX got the shaft(s).
xoxoxoBruce Thursday Apr 29 08:11 AM
What makes you think it was a guy?
GlassJaw Thursday Apr 29 08:56 AM
Kinda brings new meaning to the topic of "Morning Wood", doesn't it?
glatt Thursday Apr 29 09:00 AM
Way to decloak after five years, Glass Jaw! Will it be another five before you post again?
Laurie Henderson Friday Apr 30 08:57 AM
"Designed to please" how many?!?!?
GlassJaw Sunday May 2 12:37 AM
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Originally Posted by glatt
Way to decloak after five years, Glass Jaw! Will it be another five before you post again?
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xoxoxoBruce Sunday May 2 12:45 AM
That's the spirit, don't let anybody force you into a commitment. 
Trilby Sunday May 2 04:01 AM
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Originally Posted by Shawnee123
How come that one nut looks like a buckeye?
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