xoxoxoBruce Friday Nov 19 02:33 AM
Nov 19, 2010: Hip Hippo Hooray
Hippopotami are said to be the most dangerous critter in Africa, and kill more people than any other. Big and dangerous, plus they hang out at the water where every animal, including people, have to come eventually.
And they all lived happily ever after... fat chance, when you and your stew pot are lurking over the next rise.
Trilby Friday Nov 19 07:27 AM
*wipes tear from eye*
footfootfoot Friday Nov 19 07:44 AM
So many choices but I'll vote for baby gnu brined in Brianna's tears.
monster Friday Nov 19 08:06 AM
I'mm'a take the baby zebra -live- and I promise I'll call you all when it's ready to eat. I call my recipe Zebra Surprise.
Sheldonrs Friday Nov 19 08:24 AM
It's not rescueing them. It's storing them up for Winter.
xoxoxoBruce Friday Nov 19 08:49 AM
I guess this isn't the crossing they always show on nature programs, where the crocs ambush the swimmers.
Sundae Friday Nov 19 11:59 AM
Baby zebra probably isn't much different than horse.
Cloud Friday Nov 19 12:01 PM
classicman Friday Nov 19 12:20 PM
Crocs get their asses kicked repeatedly by Hippos.
busterb Friday Nov 19 06:42 PM
Just wtf is this??? Someones head?
xoxoxoBruce Friday Nov 19 06:52 PM
Naw, that's his/her eye.
darkwing duck Friday Nov 19 11:00 PM
I think it's more of a 'get out of my lawn/pond!' sort of thing. Cranky old hippo.
xoxoxoBruce Saturday Nov 20 02:35 AM
I hadn't thought of that, you might be right. Investigate anything that doesn't move right through like the rest of the herd, and if it's nonthreatening, just help it out of the water.
Clodfobble Monday Nov 22 02:23 PM
Gravdigr Friday Nov 26 03:49 PM
Yeah, she's saving 'em alright...for later.
xoxoxoBruce Friday Nov 26 08:10 PM
The 3 ton Hippo doesn't even know a 5 ft Croc is hitching a ride.
Sundae Sunday Nov 28 09:19 AM
Personally, I feel sorry for the croc - fairly won meal being stolen from a hippo which won't even eat it. Bad wasteful hippo.
wolf Sunday Nov 28 03:02 PM
Baywatch is sure different in Africa.