April 29, 2012 Trees that Bleed

Safe from A-holes only because they're remote. Don't let the Asians hear about them!


Screwy look'in..

Where's the cellar "like" button?

LOL! The first thing I thought of was 2 umbrellas, one just fine and the other turned inside out by the wind.

As Voody Voodpecker said

As a kid I watched a Box Elder being cut down. Sometimes they get some sort of disease that makes them have very red pockets of wood. It looked just like the tree was bleeding when the blood red sawdust was shooting out of the chainsaw. And the guy cutting it down made a comment that the tree was bleeding, which made an impression on me. It was cut up for firewood, but now that red wood is prized by woodworkers and is worth money.

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I remember being somewhat perturbed by blood oranges as a youngster.

Can't your feel the pain of the forest

Tropical version of the weirwood?

We have a wood fired stove. Last year Mr Possum (my other half) was splitting some sort of dry eucalyptus logs with a log splitter and blood gushed out. It was about a cup full of it, fresh blood consistency, bright red, and it came from inside the wood. He was really shaken the first time it happened, as he thought there must have been a hollow in it with an animal inside, but it was just some sort of sap. It happened a few times with some other logs in the same batch. Each time it was a fright. Anyone here know what kind of wood it could have been? I live in south eastern Australia, and it probably would have been a local species if that helps.

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Originally Posted by DanaC I remember being somewhat perturbed by blood oranges as a youngster.

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Originally Posted by sandypossum We have a wood fired stove. Last year Mr Possum (my other half) was splitting some sort of dry eucalyptus logs with a log splitter and blood gushed out. It was about a cup full of it, fresh blood consistency, bright red, and it came from inside the wood. He was really shaken the first time it happened, as he thought there must have been a hollow in it with an animal inside, but it was just some sort of sap. It happened a few times with some other logs in the same batch. Each time it was a fright. Anyone here know what kind of wood it could have been? I live in south eastern Australia, and it probably would have been a local species if that helps.

Bleeding trees I don't know from...but this thing came off a cedar tree in mah backyard. At first it was hard and spiky, and then it ended up all gooey and limp. Such is life.

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WTF? I thought you be in KY, dude. I didn't know there was also a KY on freaking Jupiter, or on Uranus!

Leave my anus outta this.

Also, leave that outta my anus!!!

if there are Apple trees about that spikey thing is a fungus ,
its called Ceder apple rust ,
there is a spray for it ,





But Not yer Rusty ass !!!

Good call Zippy.
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That is truly ack-ack-icky. Give me gushing bloody gums any day.

If they appeared on the set of old Star Trek, people wuold say, they'd gone too weird.

Great..

The attack has begun.

Chtorrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!

Looks altogether too fucking fleshy for my liking.

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Originally Posted by Gravdigr ...this thing came off a cedar tree in mah backyard.

Weird. I was looking at a slideshow about 'weird fair foods' and saw this apple covered in caramel and mealworms. No, not gummy worms. Real mealworms.

How do you like THEM apples, Grav? Looks like your picture.

http://www.foodandwine.com/slideshow...y-fair-foods/8

Ummmmm.

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Originally Posted by zippyt if there are Apple trees about...

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Originally Posted by classicman Good call Zippy.

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Originally Posted by infinite monkey How do you like THEM apples, Grav?

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Originally Posted by newtimer Don't cut it down! It's only dropping quarters now, but in about 3 or 4 more years it should start dropping dollars.