July 13th, 2019 : white rocks

When we discovered this glorious White Land there was a little color but smallpox cleaned most of that up pretty quickly.
Learned how they produce their essential needs then scrubbed them from this beautiful White Land.



Then we allowed some color, we even paid for their luxurious cruise ships to this glorious White Land.
We also let them serve us, which was damn nice of us to let them work in this glorious White Land we discovered.



But they were spreading and even more color was sneaking in, but at least they worked cheaper than the locals in this glorious White Land.



But they wouldn’t work as cheaply as the Chinese so we shipped the work out and are stuck with all this color in the glorious White Land.
What’s a patriot, who just wants to make America great again, to do?

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Obviously this post is racist as fuck.
For you slow folks it's also extreme sarcasm, not representing the Cellar nor the Toad.

I'm telling.

Soon as I figure out who to tell...

I left out the colored we stole the missions from but magnanimously allowed to come and harvest our bounty for us. Good neighbors are the ones you can profit off.

You know how those wildlife tunnels and bridges keep animals out of the way? If we dug a tunnel from Chihuahua to Calgary that might help.

And in Africa...