Feb 12th, 2020 : Valentine Gift

C'mon guys it's almost Valentine's Day.
More than birthdays, more than Christmas, more than any other day of the year, the #1 day of disappointment for women.

Face it Bunkie, you ain't 17 anymore and even an exemplary performance from you ain't gonna rock her world.
Maybe a cherry on top but not a cupcake, Cupcake.

What to do, what to do?

Here ya go, the perfect gift, an antique, rare, exotic, bet none of her friends have one.
She'll be the envy of the Bridge Club and Pilates Class.

The Butt Wagon from probably the 1940s, combo ashtray and a place for a pack in the trunk.
Rolls quietly on pre-radial rubber tires although not whitewalls.

Windshield base has 2 grooves to hold his and hers butts side by side, how romantic is that.





Oh,, did I mention hand painted?

You're welcome... glad to help.