Undertoad Saturday Aug 30 12:33 PM
8/30/2003: Singapore not getting enough
bmgb Saturday Aug 30 12:41 PM
I think their slogan is "Go for four!"
elSicomoro Saturday Aug 30 12:53 PM
Singapore is already one of the most densely-populated places in the world. And now they want to add more? Perhaps they're concerned about being overrun by foreign workers in the end.
elSicomoro Saturday Aug 30 12:54 PM
Nothing But Net Saturday Aug 30 02:41 PM
Are mullets common in Singapore? That <i>could</i> be the problem.
xoxoxoBruce Saturday Aug 30 06:42 PM
Buy honey, it's your patriotic duty for the flag, octopus pie and motherhood.
tw Saturday Aug 30 09:14 PM
Maybe they should schedule a few electrical blackouts. That shoudl fix the birthrate.
xoxoxoBruce Sunday Aug 31 01:54 AM
tokenidiot Sunday Aug 31 02:54 AM
Or make "sex robots" that roam the streets, randomly grabbing people and forcing them to have sex. It will have lasers, and rockets.
tokenidiot Sunday Aug 31 02:55 AM
And it would shoot bees. Love bees.
xoxoxoBruce Sunday Aug 31 08:18 AM
Why go to all the trouble to build robots. Just call for volunteers
bjlhct Sunday Aug 31 02:45 PM
Three drink minimum leaving work.
chrisinhouston Sunday Aug 31 06:39 PM
He's one flashy dresser, looks like a used car salesman
Guey Monday Sep 1 10:52 AM
tokenidiot Monday Sep 1 03:05 PM
99 44/100% pure Monday Sep 1 03:53 PM
Dig the suit. Hate the tie.
warch Monday Sep 1 04:23 PM
I'm diggin the chart. Its really so easy and logical. See,I never made that connection between boink and younguns. I always thought it had something to do with campfires and fish.
russotto Monday Sep 1 09:17 PM
The place is so dense that people have no option other than to be exposed to all sorts of children at all times. No one in their right mind exposed regularly to children would want any of their own. So unless they're going to put mind-altering drugs in the water, their campaign is doomed to failure.
xoxoxoBruce Monday Sep 1 10:33 PM
Bwahahahaha! Your killin' me, Russ
Bitman Wednesday Sep 3 01:52 PM
Re: 8/30/2003: Singapore not getting enough
I've heard the US has a similar problem -- as the baby boomers finally die off, there aren't enough skilled grunts to replace them.
xoxoxoBruce Wednesday Sep 3 01:56 PM
That's a moire?
warch Wednesday Sep 3 05:01 PM